The sky was wildfire. Clouds lazed overhead, reflecting off the waves below and painting them in russet and gold. Water lapped against the battered hull of a derelict ship as gulls squawked from its shattered masts. The place smelled of salt and sand and open sky, a shimmering expanse fading to horizon.
Straylight Cove was Dan's favorite area in Saga Online, and not just because of the landscape. It was usually deserted, one of the few places you could just relax away from crowds of adventurers or lone PvP enthusiasts.
One thing dampened the mood: Lexi was missing.
It wasn't like her to delay. Dan craned his neck at the rock piles leading down to the beach, half expecting her to leap out in some kind of seductive ambush. Part of him hoped she would try, and a smaller, unrepentant part hoped she'd succeed: tumbling after him in a flurry of blonde hair, pinning him to the ground and...
Dan blinked, putting the image aside. "Lexi?" he called, softly at first and then louder. "Lexi?" There was no response. He scanned down the coast, but the rolling dunes left the path to the beach obscured. Dan grimaced and began his descent. Hopefully she hadn't gone far.
He halted at the crest of a hill several minutes later, looking down on a curious sight. There was Lexi, resplendent in a fashionable pink bikini, white sarong draped around her shoulders. The sunglasses riding her dirty blonde hair were slightly askew as she half-walked, half-jogged away from a growing horde of meter-wide crabs that were scuttling amiably in her direction.
"Daniel?" She called, looking up. "
Finally
." She ran over to him, grabbing Dan's arm and pressing her chest against him. "Really, you ought to have warned me about these... creatures." She gestured in evident irritation, scrunching her nose as the crabs wriggled closer.
Dan squinted down at the crustaceous assembly. They didn't seem to be charging Lexi, but rambled toward her at a leisurely pace. "What am I looking at?"
"I charmed them, of course." She scowled. "They succumbed easily, but the beasts simply will not
listen
to my commands! They infuriate me." She gestured toward the crabs, which had closed to within ten meters. "Get rid of them, won't you?"
"Uh, yeah. Sure." Choking down laughter, Dan walked so that Lexi wouldn't see the smile creeping onto his face. He began to channel, stepping forward into the crowd and emerging moments later from a scattering of charred crabs. The smell was unpleasant, but made him strangely hungry.
When he turned back, Lexi was adjusting her outfit. Resettling the glasses resting on her forehead, she looked up at Dan and beamed. "Your service is appreciated, Daniel." She eyed the recently-deceased crabs. "What I do not understand, however, is how these monstrosities appeared . The beach appeared pleasant enough from above."
"Ah." Dan rubbed the back of his neck. "That was actually why I asked you to wait at the top of the path. The beach is infested with Burrow Crabs, they'll swarm if you stray off the path or walk without rhythm."
Lexi squinted into the sun, then looked at Dan and brought the sunglasses down to cover her eyes. "I don't know what that means."
"It means one of the devs thinks they're funny. Here," he said, pointing out a stretch of sand. "We can go this way. Just stick right behind me and try not to talk. I'll lead."
Silence held until they reached the water. "There aren't any monsters here," Dan advised. "We should be fine." He pointed to a stretch of beach, just outside the shadow of the promontory. "Here we are."
Lexi surveyed the water, hands on her hips. "It's lovely, Daniel. You've brought seating, presumably? I've no intention of getting all sandy." She turned back, raising an eyebrow. "Unless, of course, you'd enjoy that?"
Dan pulled a massive beach blanket from his inventory, unfolded them onto the sand, and sat. He gestured toward the other.
Lexi eyed the blanket distrustfully, then shrugged and sat next to Dan. She spent a few moments rearranging herself, lying down and adjusting her sunglasses. "I suppose you didn't bring any sunbathing oil, Daniel?"
"I'm afraid not."
"How unfortunate. I would have needed help applying it... "
"Exactly." Dan closed his eyes, enjoying the afternoon sun warming his body. In the real world, the beach meant an all-day trip to the shore. Packing food, gathering supplies, the drive... Here, it was all right in front of him. Plus, his slight fire resistance neatly avoided getting sunburned. He felt tension fade from his body as he relaxed, worries vanished with the salt breeze.
"Lexi," Dan asked after a short silence, "Was there something you wanted to talk about?"
"Patience, Daniel. We'll build to it - foreplay is important." Her smirk was audible. "Why don't you start, mm? How did your students fare?"
Dan sighed. "It was awful, actually. Never even got to teach. Do you know, I actually worked up a lesson plan? It wasn't anything fancy, I'm not an actual teacher, but I was kind of excited for it."
"What happened?"
"Some lord's son challenged me to a duel right away. Apparently I was required to accept?" Another sigh. "I don't actually know if that's true, but the kids all went along with it." Dan paused. "Well, I guess not kids. It's weird to think they're only a few years younger than me. But anyway. We fought, I won, then everyone got real quiet and left."
"Did the contest take that long?" Lexi asked.
"No! No, we were maybe ten minutes into class. Fifteen at most. The guy got all upset, implied I was in trouble for something, but he never said what. I just... Ugh. I screwed something up, I think. I just..." Dan pulled himself up, propped on his arm, back to Lexi. "What was I supposed to do there?"
"Humans are infrequently logical, Daniel. There may not have been a solution."
"Okay, sure, but it's a quest, right? This is a video game." Dan waved a hand. "I'm not going to argue that you're fictional. You've been *very* clear on that point. But this world, Saga Online, it's designed to be played in. If I'm given a task, a quest, whatever, there's a way to complete it. So how is it that I won the fight but lost the encounter?"