"What were those shit-knobs smirking about?" Grimlak asked, scowling.
"I'm not sure", Kel said. "I barely understand Elvish, and I had a half-elf tutor growing up too. I just asked them how to find the forest route."
"They probably think we're going to get lost because we don't have pointy ears and a rod up our ass." The half-orc spat into the ditch as they walked.
"It's fine, Grim", his human companion said. "Don't let them get under your hide. By this evening we'll be in Bridgeport, and you won't have to deal with any more Elves."
"Thank the fucking gods for that!"
The two turned off the sunny main road onto a narrow forest track, cool and shaded.
"You sure they said this is the way?" asked the green-skinned warrior.
"I'm pretty sure. 'Apsara Valesta', they said. That means 'Green Way'. It'll save us an entire day's travel."
"Well, only if you're sure we won't get lost..."
Kel grinned confidently and clapped Grimlak on a thick shoulder. "We aren't going to get lost!"
"We're lost", said Kel, several hours later.
"Fuck my ancestors!" Grimlak grunted, angrily. "You said this was the way!"
"Well, I thought it was the way! That last junction back at the river was definitely supposed to be a left..." The young man ran his fingers through his sweat damp hair, looking back the way they had come.
"That wasn't a river! It was a bloody creek!" Grimlak swatted irritably at the gnats flitting around his own shaved head.
"Maybe the water was just low for the time of year! C'mon, the trail is probably at the bottom of this slope."
Sullen, the half-orc followed.
The travellers next stopped because it was too dark to see anymore.
"I hope a snake crawls up your leg and bites you on the taint tonight while we sleep on the fucking dirt", growled Grimlak, stomping in a circle, flattening a place to lay.
Kel, stomping down his own spot, scowled. "I thought you orcs were supposed to be tough! Didn't you say that your cradle was a hollowed out boulder or something?"
"It was a hollowed out log!" Grunted the warrior, throwing himself down on the crushed foliage. "Now fuck off until morning!"
Kel stared in amazement as the half-orc almost immediately began to snore.
Laying down gingerly on his own plot, he grimaced as twigs poked into his back.
We'll reach Bridgeport tomorrow
, Kel thought to himself drowsily as he closed his eyes.
And have a good laugh about all this.
* * * * *
The blonde maid servant squealed as Kel slipped into the pantry behind her, grabbing a handful of her perky ass through the rough muslin of her dress.
"Miss me, Robin?" he whispered in her ear, as he gave another squeeze, enjoying the soft firmness.
The serving girl spun around, her pretty, round-cheeked face flushed. "You scared me, Kellaine! I thought you were out hunting with Lord Corbett!"
"I told dad that I wasn't feeling good", the young lordling said, dismissively. "Why would I want to chase deer around the woods in the rain when I could be in here with you?"
He tried to lean in for a kiss, but Robin turned her head away, giggling nervously. Kellaine settled for kissing her neck near where her thick golden braid fell over her shoulder. Her skin tasted slightly of salt.
"I can't stay!" she whimpered, as he flicked her earlobe with the tip of his tongue. "Cook is waiting for me to come back with raisins!"
"Fuck the raisins!" the young man said, goodnaturedly, slipping his arms further around her narrow waist. Reaching down, he cupped her rump, pulling her against him. "Don't you want to have some fun? It's been a few days since we had a chance."
Robin put her arms around his neck, and gave him a quick peck on the lips. "I really can't right now, Kel. Maybe later?" Despite her words, she didn't let go. Her fingers played with the hair on the back of his head as her blue eyes searched his.
This time when Kellaine leaned down she let him kiss her mouth, her tongue rising eagerly to explore his own. He could feel his cock beginning to tingle where it pressed against her flat stomach.
When Kel put his hands on her hips and pushed her gently back against the waist high counter r she didn't resist. Pressing against her, he again kissed her deeply, relishing the feeling of her hot tongue on his.
His knee pushed into her skirts, separating her hidden thighs. She made a small sound of excitement against his mouth as he pressed his thigh against her crotch. Kel could feel the heat of her radiating through the intervening cloth.
"We can't take too long", Robin gasped, breaking their long kiss. "Cook will wonder where I am!"
"I won't get you in trouble!" Kel promised. "I just feel like I can't go a minute longer without touching you!"
"Well, close the pantry door at least, silly!"
By the time Kellaine turned back from doing so, Robin was sitting on the edge of the counter with her skirts pulled up, exposing the short white petticoat and over the knee grey wool stockings she wore underneath.