Author's note: All characters depicted in this work of fiction are 18 years of age or older.
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I unrolled my sleeping bag in the hot tent and quickly got out of the cramped and humid space, breathing great droughts of fresh air.
It had been a long day hiking into this remote campsite, and my feet, back, and shoulders were sore and tight.
"Ugh," I groaned," I can't wait to lay down on that mattress pad and pass out! But first, a bit of liquid refreshment."
With satisfaction I withdrew the metal flask of scotch I had tucked away in my stuffed backpack and unscrewed the lid. The first swig was so warm and good in my belly I had to have another one, which led to a third.
The nature all around me took on a soft glow as my buzz settled in.
"Now that's more like it." I chuckled to myself and walked over to a big tree to pee. I unzipped my trousers and fished out my cock, letting loose a hot stream of piss onto the roots of the ancient tree.
"Aaaaahhhh, nature is so freeing!" My voice boomed out in the silent late afternoon air of the National Forest where I was trekking. I finished up and shook the last drops of piss off my pecker when something caught my eye in the bushes and I stopped moving, dick in hand and mouth agape.
Behind the leafy bush crouched a young woman, perhaps twenty years of age, and she appeared to be fully naked! My first shock was replaced with wild curiosity and I looked closer at her almost hidden figure. It seemed her curvaceous body was covered in tattoos that swirled down and around her arms and up her ample thighs.
My cock twitched in my hand, thick in the cool night air.
What is going on here, I wondered? I wasn't afraid, as she was just a young woman naked in the bushes. And then I saw them.
Her ears were pointed!
Jesus Christ, what was in that scotch?
I saw her grimace for a moment, red pouty lips glistening in disapproval, and then she stood. Her full breasts bounced for a moment as she stood there and my eyes were drawn to the juncture between her thighs, which were meaty and thick, and saw she was unburdened with hair there, or anywhere on her legs. He skin was smooth and tattooed, and her hourglass figure shocked me with its impertinence, naked and flagrant in the woods of my fair state.
A melodic language flew from her lips and I couldn't help but notice her forked tongue as her amber eyes gazed directly into mine.
Was she a fairy? Were fairies real after all?! I was confused, but still warm from the alcohol, and my cock grew stiff as a rock in my hand and I groaned.
She noticed my arousal with a sly smile, a small wrinkle between her eyes signaling her amusement. She stuck out her forked tongue at me and my eyes grew wide.