Hello, dear readers... and thank you for choosing my story! This is my first attempt at writing something fantasy-oriented, and I hope you like it! The story centers mostly on Kee Morgat and her friends, young hipster orcs who haven't quite learned how to party responsibly yet. As always, thanks for reading, and feedback is *very* appreciated. Help my next story be even sexier!
A cobblestone flew in through the open window, and landed in a cauldron full of calmly bubbling liquid. Taking immediate offense, the liquid gurgled angrily and gave off an indignant puff of steam. But in spite of the commotion, the figure in the nearby bed did not stir.
"Kee!" Came a voice from the street. A second cobble stone, a decidedly luckier one, hit the wall above the bed and fell onto the pillow. This throw succeeded in earning a groan.
"Go away," muttered a voice, whose owner then retreated under the heavy covers. The voice from the street cursed. "Oh, for the
love
of gods..." there was a twang, a whizz of air, and a satisfying thwack as an arrow landed deep in the bedpost.
"What the... Dude, what the hell! KREY!" A second twang rang out from the bowstring, and another arrow lodged itself in her bedpost. "CUT IT OUT!" She yelled.
"Hey, sleeping beauty, come outside. Let's get breakfast, I want to talk to you about something."
"Fine, fine, fine, let me... Hey, did you throw a rock into my cauldron, too?" She said as she noticed the bubbling. "That'll take me at least half an hour to fix. You owe me."
"Trust me. I'll make it up to you. Now get out here!"
Kee Morgat wearily exited her bed, found a clean robe, and slipped it on. Blue, to match her jewelry, and complement her smooth green skin. She put on her witch's hat (never leave home without it!), which morphed from black to a blue hue to complete the ensemble as soon as it touched her head. It was the best ten gold coins she'd ever spent. Kee glanced at the staff leaned against the wall, considered whether she would need it or not, and decided it probably wasn't necessary. She hastily grabbed a gold and sapphire necklace and clasped it behind her neck. Finally, she made her way out the front door to the street to find her impatient friend waiting. "What are we eating?"
"Bladefist's Pub just started doing breakfast. I don't know, might be decent. Let's try it out." Krey was decked out in brown leather, as usual. Brown leather short shorts. Brown leather tank top. Thick, black leather choker necklace with iron studs, and bacelets done in the same style. A black headband with a "T" embroidered on it. One eye done up with pink eye shadow, the other with pale blue. Her skin was a similar shade of green to Kee's, but where Kee's hair was dark black, Krey's was a brilliant red. She slung her bow over her shoulder and the two young women headed towards Bladefist's.
"You're making me feel a little under dressed. Did Bladefist's get fancy while I wasn't looking? Or do you have plans this afternoon?" Kee poked Krey in the ribs as she spoke.
"Bladefists's didnot get fancy, I assure you. Turlock is joining us at archery group today. He's really more of an axe guy but I'm sure he'll still hit a few bullseyes."
"Who?"
"That gladiator I told you about. It's his first headlining match today. Listen, that's actually what I want to talk to you about."
They reached the entrance to Bladefist's pub, and sure enough, a new-looking sign advertised their "all new" breakfast and coffee. A human, probably still drunk from the night before, was sprawled out beside the door. Kee and Krey rolled their eyes as they stepped over him. The pub was about half full, mostly orcs eating various roasted animals and drinking strong black coffee. Forks and knives clanked, coffee machines whirred, and patrons laughed. There were a few humans, mostly men with their orcish girlfriends. At night, Bladefist's attracted the kind of human who considered the pubs in the human neighborhoods to be a little dull. The morning had apparently brought in an only slightly different crowd. But for the local orcs, Bladefist's was just a classic neighborhood pub. Doomrat Bladefist had made his establishment a fixture of the community.
The two girls sat, and ordered their breakfasts. The food arrived quickly, and Kee suspected it had not been made to order. Between bites of roast chicken and sips of bitter black coffee, Krey probed Kee's memories.. "Well... do you remember the time in high school, when I was seeing that one orc who wanted to study smithing with the dwarves?"
"Him? Yeah. Yeah, I remember that." Kee replied, a little sardonically. "What about him?" A grin pulled at her lips.
"And... do you remember the orc I was seeing in college, who wanted to write a book about Orcish history?"
"Yes. Yes, Krey, I remember. You were far too kind to the him." Kee was smiling now, and there was a touch of mischief in her voice.
"Yeah... and uh, you remember right after we graduated from college, and you invited me to that big witch's rave in the woods, and there was that orc who... I don't really remember much about him, you know, except that we... uh...ha, ha..." Krey trailed off with a chuckle.
"The guy who had an unforgettable night with two beautiful girls in the middle of the forest? Remember him too. Well, I mean, as much as I remember anything from that party. Go on," Kee teased her friend, egging her on.
"...You want me to say it out loud, don't you? Well, fine. Here it is. This guy, Turlock, is an absolute fucking unit, and I'm absolutely fucking crazy about him, and, and I abso-fucking-lutely want you to..." Krey gestured vaguely at the air, seemingly searching for her words. "...To join us in the post-match celebrations tomorrow." The words finally dripped from Krey's mouth, along with a drop or two of juice from the chicken.
"Join you? Like,
join you
, join you?" Kee narrowed her eyes and bit her lip. This was wonderful news. It was delightful news.
"Just meet me under his banner at the colosseum tomorrow. And dress for the occasion," she added with a wink.
The girls finished their breakfasts, chatting about this and that. Krey had to go meet up with Turlock and her archery group, while Kee meant to go home and clear her couldron of the cobblestone Krey had thrown. They parted ways in high spirits. To her surprise, Kee noticed someone on her front step. The figure was similar in appearance to Kee, green-skinned and black haired, but shorter and slighter of build. They wore casual light grey shorts and a matching light grey t-shirt. A large, colorful purse was slung over her shoulder.
"Kee! Kee, you in there?" She called.
"Behind you, punk."
The smaller orc girl turned around. "Kee! There you are." She gave Kee a big hug, nearly knocking her hat off. The hat flickered red in irritation. "Good to see you. Where were you?"
"Breakfast with Krey. Good to see you too, but what are you doing here? Shouldn't you be at the temple with mom today?"
"Er- yeah. Yeah, I was. Mom wanted me to come get you first. She wanted you to come see her about something. I don't know what, exactly, but it seems important."
"Important? Why?"
"Um... well..." The smaller orc looked away and fiddled with the hem of her shirt. "Grandma's at the temple."
"
Grandma
is there? Like...she no shit came all the way from the mountain? You aren't screwing with me?"
"Yeah. She did. So... We ought to hurry."
Kee exhaled pensively. "Agreed."
Kee spied a cart coming her way, drawn by two muscular gray horses. Both orc women raised a hand in the air. It rattled to a stop, horses whinnying.
"Where to?" Said the driver. "Urgraff Temple," Kee replied.
"Ten minutes ride, one silver piece," the driver, a dwarf with an eyepatch and worn leather clothing, informed her. He smelled like the earth itself. Kee fished around the pocket of her robe. One, two, three, four, five coins... were they silver? She took them out. Sure enough, four silver coins and one piece of copper. The two sisters climbed onto the cart and sat in the seats behind the driver. Kee didn't mind seeing her mother, although she found the temple rituals a bit boring and old-fashioned. A visit from her grandmother, on the other hand, was a much more rare and auspicious occasion. She seldom came to the city without a compelling reason.