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Princess Faranya XII of Tor Remilla
Imperial County of Falinor
9
th
of Dawn's Light, 1283
D.f.
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The company you keep can illuminate the darkest night. It can turn a day's march into a dance, and silence, into song.
The sun following Faranya's debaucherous exposition of her magics certainly had a tune. Sure, they were marching, and Talos forced them to a brisk pace, but Alanna was never more than an arm's-length away, and was oft wrapped in Faranya's arm instead. With a soul so adorable showing her
so
much attention, it was impossible for Faranya to think of anything but joy.
Their hike today took them deep into the hills of Falinor, away from the valley floor and through an endless canopy of pines. Soon they were following a river that was frozen on either bank so only a small stream trickled between the sheets of ice. Besides Alanna's giddy conversation, and the snow that crunched beneath their feet, that stream was the only source of noise for miles around.
"And what's the Codex say about that one?" Alanna cutely inquired, pointing up at a nearby mountain and the white-stone ruins perched upon it. Faranya posed the question to the magical tome she held; a tome that was seemingly omniscient of everything Falinor was and is.
"
That
complex, dear, was the summer residence of the King of Sardonia," Faranya answered, reading the words that the tome conjured without quill.
"Huh. And that one?" Alanna childishly continued, pointing at another ruined tower jutting through the sea of pines. Again, Faranya asked her Codex.
"The summer residence of the Archduke of Ophelia, it says."
"Huh. Faranya, I don't get it," the enchantress frowned. "You said your family owned
all
of Falinor. 'Twas the King's wood when they reigned, was it not?"
"That is correct, dear," Faranya smiled.
"So why did all these other lords put their palaces here? Why wouldn't they be built elsewhere like, I dunno... their own lands?"
Faranya pulled Alanna closer to her, ruffling her blonde hair as she did.
"Think of it like a microcosm of the High Kingdom itself. My family owned the valley, true, yet we granted our subjects parcels of the land to enjoy. Just because it was
ours
did not mean we could not share its bounty. This, in turn, provided an opportunity for our subjects to mingle during the summer months."
"Like a summer fair for highborns?" Alanna mused.
"More than you might think," Faranya nodded. "The kings of old dared not come to Falinor empty-handed, after all. How else could they impress their brethren? So it was here that they brought the musics, magics, philosophies and inventions from the previous year, ideas which then spread throughout the realms that served my family. Most of them had some sort of specialty; Santaria is still known for their wine, for example."
"Gods yes they are," Alanna enthusiastically agreed. "And did your family have a specialty? The High Kings?"
Faranya glanced at Talos, walking about twenty paces ahead of them, and answered loudly enough to ensure that he heard as well.
"Lovemaking."
"You're teasing!" Alanna giggled.
"I am serious," Faranya grinned. "I do not know all the details, but there are many of my kind who place blame on my family's debauchery as the reason for our collapse. Tales are told of massive orgies, with a dozen-dozen royals participating."
Alanna's eyes widened like saucers at the very mention, and did she ever grip Faranya's arm so tight. Faranya knew she couldn't contain her excitement for long.
"Lovemaking with a dozen-dozen people!" Alanna excitedly squealed. "Doesn't that sound neat, honey?" Talos spun on his heel to reply, despite the icy ground beneath him.
"Sounds like a bunch of hogwash to me," he shrugged, now treading backwards. "Elves are too boring to partake in so much fun."
"An interesting belief to hold, considering the magics you witnessed yesternight," Faranya retorted.
"One perverted elf doesn't change the truth," he smirked.
Faranya shot him her own smirk. She then playfully asked, "So you believe elves come into the world despising pleasure? Or, do you think it a by-product of our upbringing?"
Talos shrugged again. "The latter, of course. Doesn't make it any less true."
"And if I were to further say that elves weren't always so puritanical? That even we once enjoyed sex just as we enjoy wine and dance?" Faranya continued.
"I'd still think it hogwash. Trust me, I've plenty of experience with elven maids," Talos dryly boasted. "You put in weeks of courtship all to earn a kiss on the cheek. It's disgusting."
"Can we at least
pretend
these orgies happened?" Alanna cutely chimed in.
"They did happen!" Faranya snapped. "The elves you know
now
, dear humans, have little in common with our ancestors. Cultures change, tribes adapt, entire peoples reject the old ways for the new. How is that so difficult to comprehend?"
"Fine, fine, then I'll raise you one," Talos playfully replied. "Let's take your sexy elves of yesteryear for the truth. What of the babes sprouting from said orgies? I can't imagine the nobles of Elvendom would take kindly to bastards."
Faranya waved the question off, teasing the warrior. "Why, that is obvious; females of our kind grow pale when they are fertile, so they would know not to partake. The blood rushes from their cheeks to their lips and eyes, causing both to redden."
Talos rolled his own eyes. "Right, right. I'm sure they grow fangs, too."
"How did you know?" Faranya giggled. "The real solution is moon tea, I would hazard to guess. Same as it has always been."
"And are you gonna hold orgies when you're queen, Faranya?" Alanna inquisitively asked. Faranya beamed, glancing at Talos before replying.
"That depends; would you take part?"
"
Well
-" Alanna started to reply.
"Cass wouldn't let me. And I won't let her," Talos interjected. "So, no."
"Ha! Now who are the boring ones?" Faranya giggled, nudging Alanna's arm as they hiked.
Rather than reply, Talos waited for the ladies to catch up to him. He then unceremoniously snatched the Codex from Faranya, checked its map again, then hastened his steps to get away from the flirtatious girls.
Alanna snuggled up alongside Faranya once they were given space. "
He's
the boring one," she whispered mischievously. "Know that I'd join in a heartbeat had
he
not laid claim to my parts."
"You have no right to whine, dear. You let him ring you," Faranya teased, wrapping an arm around her.
"Mm, yeah," Alanna giggled adorably, raising her hand as proof. "Love is a burden like that. One day you're free, the next,
poof
! You're property. May you learn from my awesome, sparkling fate."
"Hm!" Faranya smiled. "Talos gave me an idea one better than marriage. He suggested that as a queen I should be relatable, but unobtainable. No rings should grace my hands, for with its existence die the hopes of every male in my realm."
"I suppose that's true. That is, if you limit yourself to
one
ring," Alanna winked.
Faranya laughed at that. If she'd dared to be more honest that moment, she would have told Alanna that there was but one ring she'd ever allow to grace her hand; a ring impossible to obtain while Kian'ra still took on mortal form. Instead, she replied that going ring-less was a simpler prospect than maintaining the egos of multiple husbands.
"It'd be a lot of work," Alanna concurred. "Still, the nights just might atone for it. Just imagine all of the...
attention
."
"Just sounds like more work," Faranya chuckled, teasing one of Alanna's stray locks. The girls were so engrossed in one another, in fact, that they almost bumped into a now-stationary Talos. His gaze was flickering between the Codex in his hands and the empty land before them.
"Why have you stopped, man?" Faranya asked of him.
Talos took another gander at the Codex, then again at their surroundings. "Book says we're here."
Faranya scanned their immediate vicinity. The near-frozen stream burbled just a few paces ahead, but other than that there was naught but trees and snow. There
was
evidence of elven ruins another distance up the mountain, but only a pair of ruined towers even then.
"Nothing's here, honey," Alanna said for her.
"I'm aware of that," Talos irritably replied. Once again he looked to the Codex. "Book, tell us again where the Remillan crypts lie."
Faranya only allowed for a half-minute of silence before snatching the tome from his hands. She then posed the same query, albeit in the Dragontongue;
Issayamomosherservishay.
Before thine feet
, the Codex wrote without quill.
Faranya frowned at the words. "It is quite adamant that the crypts begin here."
Talos took a peek over Faranya's shoulder just to confirm that statement's veracity. "... Alright. Lana, check the area for any obfuscation hexes. Faranya, see if you can extract anything of actual value from that thing. I'm gonna," he nodded up the hill, sighing, "look up there, I guess. Be back either way."
With his orders given, Talos trudged off, allowing Faranya to turn her thoughts inward.
Before thine feet