Chapter 41: "A kiss is just a kiss"
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"Wait, I think I misheard you." Ethan said to Selene as he shook his head. He and his wives had just exited the captain's cabin, and the rest of the crew were clustered around the breakfast fire eating.
"Did you just say that you wanted to bond?" He asked with a raised eyebrow.
The caramel-haired beauty shook her head. "Not quite, I said: 'I think we need to bond'; I don't want to at all."
He looked at her for a long moment. "Because of Smithbond and your impending mission to Earth?"
She nodded. "I can't see a way around bonding because we'll need a way to communicate, but I sure as hell don't want a husband who sleeps with other women." She said vehemently.
"It's not so bad." Anthiel said with an amused grin, then took a sip of her drink.
"I don't care; I'm not interested." The Brazilian woman said firmly, then looked at Ethan. "I get that you have an issue when you're bonded to a woman but not sleeping with her. However, I think we can get around that without actually having sex."
"Oh?" Kendra perked up, then cocked her head to one side. "I would've given anything to know how just yesterday, now..." She looked at Ethan and made a thoughtful sound. "...now I'm glad I didn't."
Selene glanced at her, then continued. "Anyway, I was thinking that after we bond, I can, uh... 'hold your wing' while you 'take care of yourself' while we're in different rooms. Physical contact should be enough right?"
"Um, I've never tried." He frowned.
"Oh, I wonder if that would work." Beth piped up. "I volunteer to hold your wing while you try."
"Thank you." Selene said to the blonde, then looked back at Ethan. "And if it works and we bond now, we should be able to communicate telepathically by the time we make it back to the portal, right?"
"Well, I think we'll arrive at the mine tomorrow, right?" He asked Taloni.
"Yes master." She nodded. "Then it will take three or four days to get back to Sarah's inn when we leave, depending on the wind."
"So four or five days total." He said. "And we'll probably spend at least a couple days at the mining town, so maybe a week? Longer if it takes a while to deal with the orcs." He looked at Selene. "Yeah, that would probably do it. I could hear Taloni faintly after about a week, and things seemed to have sped up after that."
"I came up with similar numbers from what I remembered, that's why I suggested now." Selene replied. "The real question is how long it takes before your dragon side gets out of hand."
"You said it took about a week before the dragon really got stronger, right Dominus?" Beth said.
"About that." He nodded.
"Then that should be perfect." Selene said. "And just to make it clear, I have absolutely no intention of marrying you. Ever. I simply can't stomach a man who sleeps with other women."
He frowned. "I never asked you to, nor did I say I wanted to marry you." He didn't dislike Selene in the slightest, but he didn't feel much real attraction to her aside from her frankly outrageous beauty. He had a healthy respect for her, but that was about it.
"Oh." Selene seemed to deflate slightly, but recovered quickly. "Well, I'm glad we're on the same page then."
"So, bonding today if I can jerk off while Beth is holding my wing." He said with a frown. "Wow, I thought those days were behind me."
"No one ever held your wing while you took care of business?" Alana winked.
"Not yet." He chuckled. "Though, I think I'm going to eat breakfast first."
He sat down, and there appeared to be a bit of uncertainty about which of his wives was going to sit next to him. They usually just followed the sleeping order, but Kendra had ended up next to him in the middle of the night, changing the order.
Selene definitely noticed.
She made a face halfway between an amused smile and a grimace, rolled her eyes and shook her head slightly.
"Something you want to share with the whole class?" He asked with an amused smile while his wives sorted themselves out, eventually settling on precedent and sitting in the order they had been sleeping in that morning.
Selene waggled her finger between him and his wives. "Not a problem if you don't have too many women."
"Ironically, I agree." He sighed.
All his wives except Taloni looked at him in alarm.
"I would never get rid of any of you. Ever." He clarified. "But I do feel stretched thin; there's too many-- okay, not '
too many
' of you, but..." he trailed off, not sure how to finish the sentence accurately.
"But master hasn't realized that he's a perfect husband to five women already, and refuses to acknowledge that we're all happy." Taloni sighed and gave him a longsuffering look. "Honestly master, please don't sell yourself short."
Ethan felt a smile creep onto his face despite himself. "You know, you're the sweetest thing ever. Has anyone ever told you that?"
The Fey beamed.
"To clarify, I meant that I wish I had enough time to give all of you the attention you deserve." He said. "Realistically, I'd never advise a man to have more than two wives;
maybe
three at the absolute maximum. I just don't feel like I give you all enough time individually."
"We do have enough time Dominus." Beth pointed out. "Remember, we'll live a long time; much longer than usual."
"True." He conceded. "But on the other hand, people grow and mature as they get older. I would hate not having enough time to really know you all. I mean, the harem fantasy is great... right up until it meets the real world. I'm only one man, and I only have so much time."
"I don't remember ever complaining sir." Alana pointed out.
"Nor I Dominus." Beth added.
"See master, you're doing fine so far."
"They're right my lord."
His first four wives all looked at Kendra, who finished chewing before replying. "Um, I've been married less than twenty four hours, so I'm probably not the best wife to ask."
He nodded and turned to the Brazilian woman. "Anyway, I get your point Selene; I really do. I even agree somewhat." Ethan said, then finally took the first bite of his breakfast.
She inclined her head in confirmation, but otherwise didn't reply.
The talk around the breakfast table was a bit subdued for several minutes while Ethan and his wives ate and Selene seemed lost in though.
Finally, Rachel broke the silence. "My lord, did you want me to write that letter to Elder Goman to let him know about my father being a dragon?"
"Good idea." He nodded, then looked around at everyone. "What else needs doing?"
"I need to finish Selene's strength-enhancing vambraces." Alana said. "I'll need some mana donations from everyone to get it finished before we arrive at the mining town though."
"Thank you." The Brazilian woman smiled. "I really appreciate it."
"My pleasure." The wood elf replied.
"Anything else?" Ethan asked.
