"Welcome to the world of Monsume! My name is Cherry! People call me the Monster Girl Prof! This world is inhabited by creatures called Monster Girls! For some people, Monster Girls are lovers. Others serve them as slaves. Myself... I study Monster Girls as a profession..."
That's how health class began two years ago. An interactive video of an unrealistically hot anime scientist in skimpy clothing. We were off to a good start.
"First, are you a boy or a girl?"
CLICK.
"So, you are a boy. Now that you are 18 you have a fifty-fifty chance of ending up with a Monster Girl. Let's see which kind. Please select your region."
CLICK.
"Kuni. How charming. Please select your city."
CLICK.
"Suraimu City. Step into the Slime Light."
That damn slogan was everywhere.
"The moist damp nature of the city has made it a haven for slime girls. Besides the classic version, Suraimu City is literally crawling with nearly every known variant the world over from Red Slime to Queen Slime. There are also several regional variants found nowhere else on Monsume.
"The three most common are referred to as the snack slimes. There is the pink bimbo-like Bubble Gum Slime. The soothing Caramel Slime. The most dangerous of all is the Chocolate Slime. This actively predatory slime is highly addictive and highly manipulative. Do NOT trust one under any circumstances."
That was two years ago. Now I'm wishing I had paid more attention. My parents are out of town this week leaving me to take my little brother trick or treating. Not exactly the 'cool' way to spend Halloween. Grumbling to myself I walk him and his little friends from house to house, knocking on door after door. Their pumpkins get filled and my patience gets drained. By the time we reach the last house I'm ready to snap.
That's before she opens the door. My mind goes slack. My jaw drops. I can't process what I'm seeing. There's no way this woman can be real. Her hips are wide and full, very womanly. Her ass is full and plump. Her breasts are massive, J-Cups if I had to guess. Most astonishing of all she was made entirely of melted chocolate!
"Hey there, stud."