"What the fucking hell do you think you are doing? We can't take her!" Chad looked like he was about to have an aneurysm just from the thought. "She'll slow us down!"
"Shut up! Do you want to attract those things here?" Mike snapped.
Chad closed his mouth and leaned back. He glared at me like it was all my fault that Mike asked me to come along.
"I have to think about it. I'm not sure I want to spend the last of my days with dickhead over there." I got up and grabbed a bag of chips out of my supply stash and sat back down.
"He grows on you." Mike chuckled as Chad began grumbling and muttering.
"What, like a cancerous tumor?" I asked.
Mike started sputtering and coughing since he had just taken a drink when I said that. Chad just glared at me.
"What? It's not like you haven't been a complete asshole since we met. Which, by the way, was a whole whopping twenty minutes ago." I opened my chips and began munching on them.
"If you don't like it, leave," Chad sneered.
"Uh no. My hideout remember?" I said, sarcastically.
"Then you will just have to deal with me," Chad said, smirking.
I stared at him until he scowled at me again.
"What are you looking at?" Chad growled.
"You're really cute when you smile. You should do it more often instead of being an asshole." I chuckled as Mike began laughing and Chad glared at me, even though he had turned a slight pink color. "So what were you two doing when all this happened?"
"We were actually at our parents' funeral," Mike said.
"I'm so sorry." I wasn't sure how to continue the conversation.
"Don't be. They disowned us several years ago because of our differences." Mike smiled at me and I felt like we had been talking about some distant relative instead of their parents. "What about you? You said you were on your way to get laid but what did you do before all this happened?"
"I was a lawyer. I had finally passed the bar exam and had just signed on at Miller & Miller." I sighed as I remembered all the work I had done to get to where I was before the apocalypse. "I know that you were at a funeral when all this happened but what did you do before this?"
"We ran our own construction company. We are the Newall Brothers. In a way being in construction helped us out since we were in the company car when this happened. Though once the truck ran out of gas we ended up on foot." Mike sighed and rolled his neck. "Do you have any family?"
"I had three older brothers and our mom," I said, sadly.
"What happened to them?" Mike asked.