Notes of employee Jane Doe, Thin Man Project
Jane Doe personal diary - recovered 3/5/2030
Information redacted for security purposes.
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April 27
Today I started orientation and training for my new position with REDACTED. I'm so excited to be a part of such an interesting project! The money is good, and as a bonus, I'm not going to see anyone for a while as work is fairly isolated. Being a part of a research project that could change the world is very cool.
It all started pretty innocently. I had just finished my degree in biology and was approached by a recruiter that encouraged me to take a few years off for a research project focusing on a new species discovered in the Amazon. It seemed very exciting and well-funded; and the money was good.
The facility was located near LOCATION REDACTED of all places. When I arrived I discovered there was about a month of training before I could begin, including a battery of psychological tests I needed to pass.
The place is huge, and seemed a little chaotic and unorganized to me. It's a massive, bustling facility in some places, some locations I saw are just dark and quiet. - I understand it's been in different phases of construction since its re-purposing in the '50s. The facility used to be a huge fallout shelter that would have housed thousands of people in a nuclear war. After some confusion, I was shown my little room, like a dorm room. I also received my training schedule and a map.
May 20
After two weeks of orientation the actual subject of the study was revealed. Not a new animal species, but a recently discovered human tribe that had been living in isolation in the jungle.
Then, one week after that I was told the actual subject of the study, and that's when things got interesting.
I had a crash course in the physiology of the subjects. I slowly realized the battery of tests was to see how I would handle being exposed to the idea of an off-world humanoid, and how I would react to seeing one up close and personal.
What an opportunity this is turning out to be.
The long investigation of how they arrived here over a hundred years ago seemed to indicate they were on board some kind of automated transport that went off-course and crash-landed on Earth. They were probably destined for some type of servitude, taking into consideration they are not advanced enough to build a spacecraft and seem to have no language, written or otherwise.
Now I understand all the secrecy. I must have passed all the psych evals to get this far into the program. Now I can say I've seen an alien.
We received very detailed lessons on the beings. They are tall, slim humanoids from a distant system that have been here on Earth for over a hundred years. The Native Americans knew them well, and avoided specific densely forested regions of North America for good reason. There is some evidence of their existence in South America as well.
They aren't scary at all, of course. At least I don't think so. I did see a girl that entered the program a few days after I did have a break down at one point. She finally grasped that she was seeing an alien being, and would soon meet them face to face.
I understand she was fairly religious, and she had what appeared to be a severe panic attack. I'm not sure how she passed the first battery of evals, but I didn't see her at training after that.
I saw hundreds of drawings and photos of the subjects over the last week of training, and I was only more fascinated with each one.
One file was picture after picture of different creatures, their coloring, and unique markings for each one. Subtle differences in each creature, such as height, coloring, and the width of their shoulders.
The beings are tall, six foot two to six foot six, their bodies lean with well-defined muscular structure, with long arms that extend down almost below their knees. Each creature's huge hand has four long fingers and one thumb. They have broad shoulders and defined chest muscles. They are slim, and their muscles are well-defined everywhere on the creature.
Hairless, the humanoid's blue-gray skin is covered with spots of different sizes and shapes, like a leopard or a cheetah.
The being's head is large, not entirely round but a bit angular in places, again, there was no hair. The eyes are large, black, and spaced wide apart, with no nose save for a couple of small holes. The mouth was wide and lipless, just a long slit where a normal mouth would be. They have a long rough tongue, nearly six inches in length or more that many surmised is for eating some kind of fruit on their homeworld.
The creatures have no ears, but small indentations where the ear-holes are.
A photo showed one of the beings standing, his long arms hanging by his side. The fingers were also long and thick. He was 6 6" the caption read. He was muscular, well-defined, and I noticed his pecs and broad soldiers.
And his penis. How could you miss it?
One interesting detail of their penis was the tapered tip, ringed by a fringe of small triangular-shaped fleshy petals.
The photo subject had a long, slim cock with several visible veins running along the sides.
The material focused quite a bit on the penis details.
According to the training, the penis of the subjects were 7 to 8 inches in length when erect, with the occasional 9-inch erection, and was generally 6 to 7 1/2 inches in circumference.
There was a page showing the unique penis head, featuring twelve to fourteen small, fleshy points around the angled tip of the being's cock. It also showed the large opening in the center of the flower-tip, and the large veins running along the shaft.
The urethral tract running along the underside was large and defined, and the material indicated that the tall beings pumped out 16 fluid ounces or 500 milliliters of semen when ejaculating, sometimes more.
The head of the penis, the material went on to explain, was angled to facilitate entry into a female and the 'flower-petals" are soft and pliable when the penis is flaccid.
These details combine to make breeding with a human female "an effective and often pleasurable endeavor."
It went on to explain that petals of the flower-shaped head of their cock get firm and expand inside the vagina when the male is close to orgasming, to help hold the male's erection in place until ejaculation of his sperm is complete.
There was a brief exploration of the creature's sperm, which featured a pointed head to pierce the egg of the female and many trailing flagella to propel it to the egg of the host.
How our physiology ended up so close was touched on with a brief explanation of Directed Panspermia and offered up the creatures as proof of an alien progenitor race seeding genetic material across many star systems, directing the evolution of many humanoid species.