Dir Longsabre

CHAPTER THREE

The pain had only lasted for a fraction of second, the bullet traveling straight through Dirk’s heart, killing him instantly. Dirk remained on his feet however, watching as his body tumbled forward, blood splattering down the alleyway, a look of absolute horror on Gretchen’s face. Dirk turned away from his body to see the homeless man, Jim, running in the opposite direction.

“I’m dead?” Dirk tried to speak but no sound came from his lips. He looked downwards at himself, but there was nothing there. It wasn’t like he had expected, he wasn’t a ghost or anything. He just wasn’t there, merely a presence, a consciousness with no body.

Dirk turned back to where his dead body lay. He saw the blonde woman kneeling at his side, cradling his head in her arms and looking upwards as if she were praying.

“Well this sucks,” Dirk tried to grumble, but without a mouth, without a body he made no sound. “What a way for the great Dirk Longsabre to die, shot in the back by a bum.”

Gretchen’s hand gentle reached for his chest, resting over the bloody exit wound.

“The world will miss my cock,” Dirk announced soundlessly.

A gentle white glow began to emanate from under Gretchen’s palm.

“I wonder if I’m going up or down,” Dirk pondered voicelessly, reaching up to stroke his dimpled chin but finding nothing there. He frowned as he saw the white light under Gretchen’s hand start to increase in intensity, becoming brighter and brighter. “What is that?” he murmured, wishing he had a forehead to frown with.

Suddenly his perspective abruptly shifted and the light was blinding his eyes, reminding him a little of the light that had blinded him in the bar, just before Gretchen had left.

“What’s that light?” Dirk murmured again, gasping in surprise as this time his words were actually audible.

“Are you okay Dirk?” Gretchen asked softly.

“I think I’m dead,” groaned Dirk, he suddenly realized that his head was now cradled in Gretchen’s arms, her large breasts just in front of his face, still hanging out of her bra from the attack. Dirk realized that he had a head again, he had a body. “What…”

“You’re not dead,” Gretchen assured him.

“How did you do that?” Dirk gasped, looking up at the beautiful blonde in astonishment. “I was dead! I was looking down on myself. I…”

“I brought you back,” Gretchen whispered, gently stroking his forehead soothingly.

Dirk’s eyes widened. He looked down at his body and felt his chest, where the bullet had burst through, there was no wound, not even a scar, although his shirt was ripped open. “How…Who…What are you?”

“I’m an angel Dirk,” Gretchen said softly.

“An..an angel?” Dirk stammered in disbelief.

Gretchen nodded. “I’ve been sent to earth to track down and capture a demoness, Cassandra, that has escaped from hell.”

“The one whose servant attacked me?”

“Yes. I don’t know why she is after you, but I must stop her. Cassandra is a succubus, a demon that kills with her sex. If she is not stopped who knows how many good souls will be doomed,” Gretchen said gravely.

“Kills with her sex?” Dirk asked.

“Yes, succubus’s are demons that tempt men with lust, when a human climaxes inside a succubus their souls are immediately dragged down into hell and they are doomed for all eternity, cursed by their desire,” she explained.

“If you’re an angel, why didn’t you use your powers against those men that attacked you?” Dirk asked, glancing at Gretchen’s large, uncovered breasts. He couldn’t help but lick his lips at the sight of her mouthwatering nipples.

“I am forbidden to use my powers to harm a human, my blessings are only intended to combat demons,” she explained.

“You’re lucky I followed you then,” Dirk said.

He then reached down to his crotch, checking himself out to make sure the ‘goods’ weren’t damaged during his almost-death. “That’s not good,” he murmured as he unzipped his pants and reached inside.

“What?” Gretchen asked in concern.

“This is a disaster,” Dirk said as he pulled his dick out of his pants. It was now flaccid, but still almost five inches in length and thick as most men’s fully erect members.

“What on earth are you doing?” Gretchen asked, frowning at his exposed manhood.

“It’s limp! I think something bad happened to me while I was dead.”

“What are you talking about, what’s the big deal if it’s limp?” Gretchen asked.

“This is my livelihood!” Dirk said urgently. He shook his flaccid penis as if to emphasize the point.

“Well what do you expect?” Gretchen asked. “There’s nothing sexy about dying, don’t worry I’m sure there’s nothing wrong.”

“Not dying, but what about those?” Dirk asked, pointing to the ripped front of Gretchen’s shirt, out of which jutted her perfect breasts, completely bare.

Gretchen looked down and gasped, realizing for the first time that she was still exposed from her attack. The gunshot and following drama had distracted her completely. She hurried reached for the cups of her brassiere.

“Wait!” said Dirk, reaching up and halting her. “Please, leave them out. I need to check all the plumbing is still working.”

Gretchen started to protest, then thought better of it. After all, it was saving her that had got him shot in the first place.

Dirk’s hand shifted from her arm to one of her exposed breasts, gently cupping the ample orb and giving it a squeeze. As he softly manipulated the firm flesh her nipple hardened slightly against his palm, but his cock remained limp and lifeless.

“Nothing!” whispered Dirk in dismay as he massaged Gretchen’s lovely boob. “Perhaps you could touch it?” he asked hopefully.

“I’m sure it’s fine,” Gretchen said, despite her obvious reluctance however, she felt obliged to help him and so reached down towards his lap, taking his soft penis in her warm hand.

“That’s nice,” breathed Dirk as the angel’s hand slowly started to stroke his cock. Dirk meanwhile had now lifted his other hand up so that he held a firm tit in each palm. As Gretchen’s smooth hand slid up and down Dirk’s soft shaft he evenly squeezed her breasts one after the other almost as if he was pumping her up with air.

Gretchen leant down towards Dirk’s cock slightly, unable to help herself from admiring the beauty of Dirk’s perfect cock, even in it’s flaccid state. Continuing to stroke with one hand, her other hand reached into his pants to cup his heavy balls, gently rolling them on her fingertips.

“I think it’s working,” Dirk murmured as he pinched on Gretchen’s nipples with both hands, jiggling her big breasts. “I can feel a stirring.”

“Me too,” whispered Gretchen, almost in awe as she felt Dirk’s cock thickening slightly in her stroking hand. Contrary to popular belief, angels were not chaste, sexless beings, Gretchen had experienced her share of cocks over the centuries of her existence, but Dirk’s member was definitely something exceptional.

Dirk rubbed Gretchen’s big breasts with his palms, moving the ample orbs in small circles over her chest and every so often squeezing, his fingers sinking into the resilient flesh. Gretchen leant closer to Dirk’s cock, studying it with surprising intensity as it grew in her hands. As she bent over his lap Dirk had to adjust his grip on her boobs, reaching under her shoulders so that he could continue groping and fondling the large melons.

“It normally gets bigger than this,” remarked Dirk, his cock at about half-mast now, eight inches of meat filling both of Gretchen’s hands as she stroked him.

“I’ve got an idea,” said Gretchen, then to Dirk’s profound surprise, the beautiful blonde angel bent down and took his semi-erect penis into her warm mouth.

“Oh wow!” groaned Dirk, on the receiving end of his second blowjob that evening. Gretchen’s mouth formed a tight suction around the shaft of Dirk’s growing cock, her lips sliding rapidly up and down and creating a beautifully wet friction against his shaft.

Gretchen’s hands stroked on the base of Dirk’s now fully erection cock, bobbing her head over the head of him as the well-endowed pornstar roughly handled her big jugs. Gretchen’s tongue swirled around the head of Dirk’s cock and then she plunged her mouth deep over him, taking half his cock inside her wet mouth and holding him there. He gave a groan, watching as her pretty pinkish-red lips formed a tight noose around his cock.

His cock still buried in her mouth, the angel looked up at Dirk, catching his eye. Slightly uncomfortable looking into her ethereal eyes, Dirk flashed her one of his trademark winks. To his surprise Gretchen winked back at him, and then started to work her mouth lower on his cock, her throat opening and accepting impossible amounts of Dirk’s thick shaft.

Dirk watched in amazement as Gretchen’s lips kept descending down his shaft, more and more of his cock disappearing as she worked her way downwards. Dirk’s massive ten inches had only been deep throated to the base on a couple of occasions, both of those were by specialist cocksucking pornstars. So when Gretchen’s lips touched the very base of Dirk’s cock, her nose buried in his pubic hair, Dirk’s hips lurched and he threw back his head, crying out in pleasure as his cock exploded down Gretchen’s incredible throat.

“Holy fuck!” cried out Dirk as he came, his shout filling the alleyway. Dirk’s hands left Gretchen’s big breasts, grabbing the top of her blonde head and pressing her down into his lap as his cum rocketed out of his cock. Gretchen didn’t even have to swallow, his manhood plunged so far down her throat that he was pretty much shooting directly into her stomach.

Despite having unloaded into Cathryn, his eager to please fan’s mouth, less than fifteen minutes earlier, Dirk was cumming in gallons. His back arched up off the concrete ground as wave after wave of climax rocked his body, and Gretchen’s mouth maintained it’s tight seal around the base of his shooting cock, her throat eagerly accepting his load.

Only once Dirk’s body had stopped moving did the angel start to back up off his cock. His now spent penis was ultra-sensitive, the sensation of Gretchen’s lips sliding back up the shaft, causing Dirk to groan loudly.

“That was fantastic!” gasped Dirk when the angel finally lifted her head up from his groin.

Gretchen smiled. “Multiply that pleasure by one hundred and it wouldn’t even come close to what you’d experience inside any of the succubus’s orifices,” she said warningly.

Dirk raised an eyebrow in surprise at this comment.

“Come on, let’s get out of here,” Gretchen said at last, as she got to her feet and started pushing her big boobs back into her lacy white bra.

**

Dirk pulled his Mustang over to the side of the road.

“It was around here that I was attacked,” he said to Gretchen.

“And you defeated the demon with your bare hands?” Gretchen asked, still amazed by his claim.

“Sure did,” the big pornstar agreed as he stepped out of the car. “The ashes have probably blown away by now though. After I killed it, the thing just caught fire and burnt away.”

The angel had gotten out of the car now too and was looking up and down the road. “I can sense their evil,” Gretchen said in a low voice. “The stench is still strong.”

“You’re not exactly smelling of roses either honey,” said a woman’s voice from behind them.

Dirk and Gretchen spun, standing in the center of the highway, in front of a blood red Ferrari was the raven-haired beauty that Dirk had chased across town earlier that night.

“Cassandra!” Gretchen spat with more hate than Dirk would have thought possible to come from a demon, let alone an angel.

“Lovely night, isn’t it Gretchen,” the woman replied.

“She is the succubus?” Dirk murmured in surprise, after the demon attack on the highway he’d almost completely forgotten about the mysterious brunette.

“This is the bitch I’ve been hunting,” Gretchen confirmed.

“Bitch? I didn’t know angel’s were allowed to swear,” Dirk remarked.

“This one has a slightly dented halo,” taunted the demoness Cassandra.

“It’s over Cassandra!” said Gretchen. “You might as well give up now and spare yourself the pain.”

“Not likely,” sneered the beautiful succubus. “I’m just starting to enjoy my freedom.”

“Wait a minute,” interjected Dirk. “You were following me,” he accused the demoness, “why?”

The raven-haired beauty smiled wicked, licking her full lips. “There’s only so much demon-cock a girl can handle,” Cassandra’s smirk grew and she boldly eyed up Dirk’s crotch. “I want a chance to taste something a little different, and as far as human’s go, your cock is exquisite, one of a kind.”

Dirk blushed at her complement. “Well that’s true,” he admitted.

The succubus licked her lips again, “I can’t wait to have some fun with your cock, such a beautiful, no, divine creation. I could just eat it up. In fact I probably will just do that,” she remarked, taking a step forward towards where Dirk and Gretchen stood.

Gretchen immediately stepped forward, in front of Dirk, “You’ll have to go through me first demon!” the angel snapped defiantly.

Cassandra raised one eyebrow. “Oh really? Got a taste for man-cock as well Gretchen?” the demoness taunted.

Gretchen’s eyes narrowed angrily, but she couldn’t help but blush slightly at the recent memory of taking Dirk’s penis in her mouth. “You’re done Cassandra, give yourself up.”

The demoness began a low chanting in some strange language that Dirk didn’t recognize, but it sounded evil. “Ah, that can’t be good,” he murmured. “Now might be a good time to smite her,” he suggested to the angel.

Gretchen nodded in agreement and started a chant of her own, bringing her hands together in front of her expansive bosom and commencing a prayer. As she spoke Cassandra’s chanting had begun summoning her servants.

“Oh shit!” swore Dirk, as six small demons appeared, similar to the evil little fucker that had attacked him on the highway earlier.

Gretchen extended her palms towards the demoness, as she murmured the last few words of her prayer a soft white light shot from her hands, bathing the succubus in a divine glow. Cassandra’s arched her back and screamed out in pain, her screech was an inhuman cry of agony and anger.

“Alright!” whooped Dirk as the demoness shrieked in anguish.

Suddenly the light darkened and Cassandra collapsed to her knees, breathing heavily. A look of absolute hatred on her face, she looked up at Gretchen and Dirk.

“Kill them both!” she ordered her demon servants.

“Oh shit!” cursed Dirk when he realized Gretchen’s smiting had not been as effective as he had hoped.

The six small demon let out a roar of bloodlust and charged forward as Cassandra got to her feet and stood back, leaving her pets to their feeding frenzy.

Dirk glanced to Gretchen, hoping she had some more of that white light up her sleeve, but the angel was on her knees as Cassandra had been moments before, her breathing labored. Looks like he was on his own for this fight.

Dirk thought fast, the six demons closing on him impossibly fast. He lunged sideways, reaching out and scooping up a large rock that lay on the side of the road to his left. Dirk spun his body, using the momentum to toss the big rock at his charging attackers. It struck the lead demon in the right shoulder, spinning it round and knocking it off it’s feet. The projectile deflected off the beast and hit another demon in the head, also knocking it down.

Dirk didn’t have time to think though as the next demon was upon him, already diving towards his throat, razor sharp claws extended for the kill. Dirk fell backwards, bringing both feet up as he rolled and catching the demon by the midsection, launching it up and over his head and flinging it ten feet down the highway behind him. Dirk didn’t stop his roll, though, his feet coming right over as he completed a backwards roll and was on his feet again as the last three demons crashed into him, all at once.

He caught the center demon around the head, clinching it in a tight headlock as all four of them crashed backwards onto the concrete. Dirk felt a pain in his side as a claw slashed across his ribs, but he held on for all he was worth. As they fell he shifted his angle so that the demons head, his headlock forcing the beast headfirst into the hard road, broke his fall. The weight of the other two monsters aided Dirk, there was a sickening crunch as the beasts skull smashed into the ground, the demon instantly going limp in Dirk’s arms.

The pornstar didn’t have any time to celebrate however, as the two other demons were already clawing madly towards his throat. Dirk managed to shove one sideways off him and turn his body enough so that the other’s teeth sunk into his shoulder rather than his throat. Dirk gave a grunt of pain as the demonic teeth bit into his flesh. He swung his elbow back at the side of the demon’s jaw, rolling his body with the blow for extra momentum. The beast was flung off sideways with the stunning blow to the side of it’s head and Dirk hurriedly scrambled to his feet to take stock of the situation.

One demon lay on the ground at Dirk’s feet, it’s skull caved in during the fall. The other two that had dived on Dirk were already getting up, his attacks having barely slowed them, although the one he’d elbowed looked a little dazed. The two he had hit with the thrown rock had also quickly regained their footing, although they were now heading towards Gretchen. There was also one more demon behind Dirk, the one he had kicked over his head.

This time it was Dirk that attacked, he lunged forward towards the closest of the demons, the one he had thrown off with an elbow, taking the monster by surprise. Both Dirk’s fists crashed into the demon, one into it’s throat and the other into it’s stomach, right in the solar plexus. Fortunately it seemed that demon anatomy was similar to human as the beast gargled as Dirk’s fist crushed it’s throat and it’s eyes went wide as the bottom tip of it’s breastbone shattered from Dirk’s other fist. The double-handed punch launched the demon backwards across the road, slamming it into a signpost on the roadside. It didn’t get up again.

Dirk didn’t pause for the other nearby demon however, he kept moving in a straight line, moving into a run towards where Gretchen was suddenly locked into a wrestle with one of the demons, the other also moving in for the kill. The move meant the pornstar left two demons at his back, but from the shape Gretchen had been in after summoning that white light, suggested she wouldn’t last on her own without his help.

Gretchen somehow managed to get a forearm up as the first demon leapt upon her, it’s claws slashing towards her throat. She cried out as she took the blows across her arm, not even noticing as the second beast loomed above her head.

With the angel’s attention focused on the demon atop her, the other beast pulled one claw back, preparing to tear out her throat as it stood above her. Suddenly a pair of big hands grabbed either side of the standing demon’s head and abruptly twisted. There was a stomach-turning snapping sound as Dirk neatly broke the things neck, letting it slump to the ground. Dirk immediately turned and stepped back the way he had come, taking his two pursuers by surprise. The pornstar extended both his arms out as he reversed his direction, stepping towards the running beasts. Unable to stop, their momentum carried them directly into the brawny human’s powerful forearms, his clotheslining attack flipping them head over heels where they landed heavily on the ground.

The sight of his ally’s neck snapping seemed to surprise the demon on top of Gretchen and it paused in it’s vicious attack on her. That gave the angel all the opportunity she needed, a white light burst from her hands, flooding over her attacker. The light was noticeable fainter than the one she had summoned over Cassandra, but her attacker was a much weaker class of demon. The creature immediately burst into flames, it’s body flinging backwards off Gretchen’s.