This is still a story of the Becoming Monsters universe by Ai Loves, setting used with permission. All canonical and mechanical errors are my own. The yarrb is the exceedingly cute creation of FelisRandomis, used with permission.
Dev McTaggart is the creation of the author CorruptingPower, cameo here with permission. So is Niko, though in the original she is human.
Maia, you know who you are.
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Chapter 48: Service
None of my ladies decided to come with me that fine Sunday morning. Missing Gloria's breakfast was a sacrifice, but to be fair, Dev's assessment of the chocolate croissants at La Villa was spot on. Nibbles approved of their bacon, too. I was two deep on those croissants and halfway through my orange juice before a fairly distinct trio walked in. One Human, two Beastkin.
In front was a Red Wolf. Tall and slender, well-trained and focused. She was dressed in light and casual clothes, and from the graceful way she moved and looked around the room it was obvious that mobility was paramount to her.
Behind was a Cat, white with brown splotches. Also dressed casually, though with a computer bag slung over one shoulder. She was the one who spotted me, gesturing to her companions towards my booth.
Between them was the Human. A gentleman looking to be around his mid-40s, shaved bald but with a blonde goatee. He wore a leather jacket, and necklace with a charm that seemed to depict a guillotine. Not precisely subtle, but I could appreciate the sentiment on occasion.
As soon as they began to approach I waved them in. it was pretty obvious they were who I was here for. At the same time, I caught the attention of the waitress who had been helping me. Multitasking was something I was used to doing, and this? This was a significantly more pleasant use of the skill than the combat it was trained on. As the trio settled in, the waitress came right up and got their orders. I probably should have gone ahead and pre-ordered, they all got roughly the same thing I did, but there was no way for me to know that in advance. Without preamble, the Cat pulled a laptop out of her bag and began to type rapidly.
"Looks like Maia wasn't kidding about being happy you took the call," the Human said, fairly fondly. "I'm sure you figured it out already, but just in case: Hello, I'm Dev McTaggart, the Catfolk's Maia, and to my left is Niko. Good to meet you."
"And you as well. As I'm sure you also know, I'm Jeremiah Kithkin. This is Nibbles." I reached over to give Dev a handshake, and that completed I used the hand appropriately to give Nibbles more head scratches.
"I had, but thanks. I'm sure you're wondering why I asked to talk?"
I shook my head. "You aren't exactly a small name yourself, Dev. The Twins gave me the rundown of your journalism and entertainment industry work this morning. I assume you are going to ask about one of the viral clips I star in which are floating around the Internet?"
"Close, and when I first planned this trip you would've been right. Not many Balar are taken down in front of hospitals no matter where you look. I'm a Storyteller by Class in addition to my trades, and I find that all of the best stories have a seed of truth somewhere. It's always better than what can be made of whole cloth. I wanted to do an article or two featuring yourself and
Shield Against Shadows
, maybe talk about movie or book licensing if I got enough for something good."
"If that is what you were originally planning, then I am curious where this conversation is going."
Dev grinned broadly, the look pairing well with his coat and guillotine necklace. "That, sir, has a lot to do with the events of yesterday."
"What events of yesterday?"
"Please don't play coy, Jeremiah, we managed to find out a lot. At least, Maia did." To his right, Maia flashed a toothy grin and a clawed thumb up before resuming typing.
"No, I mean a lot happened yesterday, and I have no idea which particular piece you managed to find out about. There are too many different things we could be talking about, and though almost none of them are precisely secret none of them have really been advertised."
The three of them shared a laugh as breakfast got to us. Dev kept chatting between bites. "Alright, alright, fair. I can imagine your days aren't any less chaotic than my own. I speak, of course, about you becoming a Guild Leader Union Boss?"
I sighed and shook my head. "One, I'd rather almost any other title than one whose acronym makes it sound like I'm drowning. Two, only for smaller guilds. Not the Major groups that are large enough to have their own internal support staff. Three, I kind of got tricked into stepping into the slot, no matter how necessary it was. Four, how the heck did you already find out about it? We haven't even gotten word around to everyone who needs it at our own Guild Hall yet."
"My fault, there," Maia said without bothering to look up from the screen. "Did some research on you myself, and there was some chatter about the union. People are calling it the Gathering of Dungeon Missions, you come up with that name?"
"Nope. I signed the sheet and ducked out after requesting that they send me messages with what they need. Way too loud in the room."
This time, all five at the table got laughs. Even Nibbles, who was there.