April 30
th
, 1885
Ashbury, the United Kingdom
The sea salt and fresh wind off the coast mixed with the scent of fish, of tar, of sailcloth, of unwashed sailors, and of sewage to create a pungent mixture in my nose -- but it was all worth it to see the wide eyed expression on Cynthia Boggs' face as she walked off the gangplank of the
Gypsy Queen
and onto the mainland of Arcanum for the first time. I watched her, turning to look at Captain Teach, who was fingering the stem of his long pipe, narrowing one eye fiercely as he eyed the former prisoner.
"You'll be sure to find her a place?" I asked.
"Oh, aye, Mr. Cog," Captain Teach said, puffing on his pipe. "But why are you so set on heading out. Who put a match to your fuse, eh?"
I sighed, then reached into my pocket and tugged out a pair of emerald spectacles. They caught the light of the morning and glittered luminescently, while my comrades in arms started to get off the ship, Sally giving a few of her bone cracking hugs to several of the sailors she had gotten on with better than the others, while Virginia seemed pleased to be on some land that didn't pitch beneath her feet. I tucked my glasses back into my pocket and smiled at Captain Teach.
"We've got some more dwarves to find, Edward."
"More?" He scowled. "You already got
one
dwarf. Not sure what you need with more of 'em."
I slapped his shoulder. "If you're lucky, you'll find out why by reading the newspapers, Edward. Send Mr. Bates my regards and this..." I held out a small collection of papers. It had taken some practice to get used to writing in the pitching cabin, though my technological writing implement -- the ballpoint pen -- proved more than able at keeping ink from spilling everywhere. I had transcribed everything that had transpired upon the Isle of Despair. Leaving out, of course, time stopping monsters, rescued women, banished princesses, and ancient constructs of mysterious providence.
So, in honesty, I had actually transcribed very
little
that happened upon that penal colony. But the important facts were there: We were heading for the Wheel Clan, the highest clan of all the dwarves. If
they
didn't know where the Black Mountain dwarves were located, then I was beginning to think that a better place to check would be Madame Toussaunde's. I smiled at the memory of the exotic, spirit riddled woman, but the smile faded as Gillian's posh voice called from the dockside: "Sir! Are you
quite
ready to go now?"
Edward Teach took my hand and pumped it. "I never made much truck with sods who think they can judge a man's character by his skin," he said, his voice gruff. "Orcs, full blooded and half, have shipped with me many a time. And you? You can ship with me again. If you ever need a ship..."
I squeezed his hand back. "Of that I am most assured, Edward."
He released my hand and, together, I and my comrades set out for the Wheel Clan.
***
The Morbihan Plains were considerably less enjoyable to cross when one was hiking compared to traveling in first class. But I had spent a rather ill founded youth upon them, and I knew the tricks and the stratagems to cover distance in some comfort. Walking during the night, with walking sticks to keep from being caught in sink holes, sticking to the open plains rather than the more dangerous rocky hills that bordered dried up riverbeds. Placing a rope about ones sleeping bag, to dissuade the various forms of snake from seeking out your bodily heat in the cool night. All of these strategies helped to ease our passage as April turned into May and the heat of the day grew only more intense.
But, by the gods, if there was one thing I could not complain of, it was the company and the view. Each of my comrades had settled firmly into our party, and each seemed to shore up the weaknesses and blind spots of the other. Virginia often served as a task-mistress, keeping everyone on track during the camps at night, and managing the supplies. Sally remained her jovial self away from the sea, while Maggie and Gillian both brought their own charms to the conversation -- though I did note that Maggie grew more and more withdrawn the closer and closer we came to the Grey Mountains.
And the views! We hiked past the vast, flat topped rock that was rumored to be the lair of the ancient dragon Bellogrim -- dead these past two thousand years. While the temptation to divert our course, to see the great bones and the vast cave that the Tarantian Society of Naturalists had been excavating for the past thirty five years, was great...we remained steadfast. Or, more accurately, Virginia, Sally, Maggie and Gillian all pointed out that while
I
might have been fascinated, they would have been deadly bored.
The weeks passed, and May crawled by as we hunted for our food and drank from watering holes, stretching our supplies whenever we could, in the case of some serious setback. And sometime, when the day was crawling by as we lounged in the shade, Virginia would come to me in my tents, and we would share a slow, sensual time together. If we stuck together -- slick and tacky with sweat and other fluids -- once we were done, the awkwardness and discomfort never seemed to be noticeable until we were recalled to our senses, usually by one of the other members of our party informing us that they were done pretending to not notice Virginia's moaning and my grunting. Each, I add, in their own unique way. Maggie would inform us via beginning to talk
extremely
loudly to one of the others. Gillian would, instead, begin to hem and haw and then begin to cough in as posh a manner as one could.
Sally, meanwhile, simply stuck her head into the tent and asked: "Ey, room for one more?"
But finally, on the 21
st
of May, we came to the vast, roaring rapids of the Hadrian. The huge river that spanned the entirety of Tarant was even larger and even more powerful
here
than it was in that great metropolis. The water stretched nearly a mile from bank to bank, and was fed by what seemed to be a dozen waterfalls that thundered from the sides of the Grey Mountains, fed by the immense snowpack that clustered on those mountains after every winter.
"How do we get across?" Virginia asked, frowning as she picked up a smoothed rock and tossed it. She managed six leaps, which provoked a gentle golf clap from Gillian. Virginia shot the orcess a grin and bowed to her, sweeping one arm out wide.
"I could construct a boat of some kind..." I said.
Maggie snorted. "You may be smart, Ray, but I'd want
you
to go first on any raft you make."
Sally blew a wad of snot from her nose, then snorted in a breath of air. "There's gotta be a bridge."
"We're hundreds of miles from anywhere," Virginia said.
"Nah, Stillwater's around here
somewhere
," Sally said, nodding.
My hand dipped to my pocket. I felt the emerald glasses, which had survived this entire trip unscathed.
"I'm
sure
a human town knows exactly how to find a secret dwarven entrance," Virginia said, her voice growing wry.
"They might!" Sally said, then hiccuped. "Okay, they...won't."
"Ladies," I said, cheerfully. "Give me but a moment."
And with that, I set the glasses upon my nose.
The view through the glasses looked identical to the view without. But then, as I looked out at the Hadrian, I saw a shimmering above the waves...and then a flux within the air, like the movement of heat rippling off black tarmac road. The ripples coalesced, transforming into a single massive bridge made of perfectly rectangular stones, the edges braced against the water by carved plinths, each one fashioned to look like a stoic dwarven warrior, holding the bride up beneath their stout shoulders, their beards submerged under the water and their mustaches frothing with white rapids. The bridge itself, though, led not to the far side of the Hadrian. Instead, it plunged downward, into a tunnel of stone set in the center of the Hadrian itself, the walls fashioned to keep not a single droplet from going down the tunnel itself. It was like a well, sunk into the middle of the river, and all of it was designed ingeniously to bend light, using what decorated the stone: Cut gemstones. Thousands of them, each one angled in such a way as to keep the entire construction from prying eyes. I was almost positive that at least
some
measure of magick had to be used to force natural laws to assist with this endeavor -- and checking my pocket watch confirmed this, revealing that it was ticking ever so slightly off from its normal cadence.
"What have you found?" Virginia asked.
"Well, old girl," I said, tucking the glasses away before leaping into the Hadrian. Everyone cried out -- but I landed not in the water, but rather upon the bridge. And with my unexpected personage standing in the way of the manifold beams of bent light, the entire illusion seemed to haze out of existence -- though I was sure that it would return once we had entered into the Wheel Clan itself. I turned to Virginia, holding a hand out to her. She looked as if she could hardly believe that such a construction had been concealed from her, and stepped only tentatively upon the stone. Maggie looked shocked to her core, and was hastily adjusting her false beard -- I would need to begin thinking of her as 'Magnus' once more.