It's been a long day in the city of Waterdeep. Me and my adventuring party, an orc barbarian named Broq that sings a mighty double-headed ax, and so strong that he can kill tear the arms off of people w his raw strength, my advice to make him angry or angrier when he's raging when fighting.
Our ranger a wood elf named Syria who can track anything in the woods or any other environment from the smallest clue to a great place, I swear she is one with nature, and she might become a druid in my book.
Our dwarven cleric named Huldar who worships Berronar Truesilver also known as The Revered Mother, the Mother of Safety, he is a great fighter with a hammer and a damn good healer that save our ass more than once!
We got our human rogue named Sarah, but she's also called the she-fox who can sneak through anyone and anything like she is one with the shadow. Her skills are so good that she can pickpocket the Lord of Daggerford himself. Sarah is even a master of picking lockets, there is no vault or lock she can't open with her tools and fast hands.
Then we got our gnome wizard/artificer named Jekur who's a master of war magic and damn good at creating may magical items that most of us use in our band of family. Which is sometimes much better than going to magic shops that try to double the prices for magical items that are common or uncommon.
Then there's me, the tiefling bard, Art. I can play any musical instrument but focus mainly on my lute. I can use my silver tongue to talk our way out of trouble or sweeten a deal, and inspire my friends when we fight or not, and my skills in a crossbow and shortswords are good, but I do a lot of bardic magic to help my party.
Together we are a group called the Golden Hearts. We just got done with a massive job saving a nobles men family from a group called the Red Cloaks, some bandits that fell apart and tried to rebuild by kidnapping the lords family and getting ransom for them, but we spoiled their plans by killing them, but we also took their small fortune which was alright, but the main part is that we managed to save the lords wife and two twin sons and one daughter that all of them was children.
After we brought them to the northward in Waterdeep, he paid us a huge fortune of 1200 platinum pieces, which we dived equally and gotten 200 PP each which was a huge payday for all of us. Then the six of us was going to get some much need R&R after doing a lot of traveling and fighting none stop of over 2 to 3 months of doing jobs, and even killing an adult red dragon and taken its massive horde which we all were set for life, but we still kept doing quest for the fame and wealth, and even getting some attention of the factions of the sword coast like the Harpers, the Emerald Enclave, etc. The main reason is why we still stick together is not just our strong friendship bound, but we are also a family not by blood, but by our bound.
It was starting to become evening and the Yawning Portal is always packed so we chose to go to a different tavern/inn so we the southward part of the city, and found a nice tavern/inn called The Spicy Cup. The sign had a cup on fire, and the building had about four floors. When we went in there was a lot of patrons, but no music playing. As the party was going to find a table, I was going to the bar, Broq asked me if I could get some drinks, I agreed and he gave me 1 PP to pay for a night of drinks. So I went to the bar and behind it was a female drow (dark elf) I ordered everyone's favorite drinks to be brought to the table for all night then paid her with Broq's PP.
"Say, miss why is there no one performing on stage? I wondered. She then responds with "Because see the guy over there?" I turned my head to see a sad man with a broken lute and covered in food, and I was like Oh then turned back to the barmaid, and then said: "I take it he didn't perform well?" She nods "If you want to go on stage, be my guest, but don't blame me if your lute becomes broken." So I then gave a thumbs up to my party members then made my way to the stage, as I made my way to the stage everyone was getting ready to throw food at me, and half of the people were given me look like may the gods be with you or I dare you kind of look, even the sad bard in the corner was looking at me with a oh shit look. I paid no mind, but as I made my way I did quick enhanced ability spell to boast my Charasmia for an hour, but an hour is all I need to get this place rocking.
So I got on stage took out my lute cast Thaumaturgy to dim the lights and on my lute to make it sound like lighting have a distort its sound. I then nod to Jekur with you know what to do look, Jekur noded back. I started playing a sick fast heavy metal (through the fire and flames) everyone was shocked on how it sound, but was amazed by the performance and music as all of the patrons were getting off there seats to dance, Jekur uses his magic to created Illusion fire to spice up the performance. As I was playing new people was rushing in the tavern ordering drinkings to watch me perform. One of them was this huge super thiccc human woman looked like in her 30's with fair skin, red long hair, freckles from her face to her chest, a cute face with big full lips, and emerald green eyes.
She was dressed like a commoner, wearing a loose shirt a overdress with a cloak, but really turned me on was her huge mouth-watering breasts that looked like they were K cup, They sagged down from the massive weight that imposed, but I wasn't bothered, and they are breasts that were so big they sagged down and looks heavy. And it wasn't like they were saggy like a grandma's. She had an alright not to fat waistline that led down to a wide pair of hips, and the hugest booty I have ever set eyes on. With the smallest movement, it bounced and wobbled around, which is driving crazy! As she walked her booty would knock down chairs, and nearly knock down a table. As she was sitting down on a strong barstool watching me perform my music.
As I was finishing rocking the house the whole play was cheering like crazy and a lot of the patrons threw coins at me, and I made overall 120 GP which I gave half to Jekar as he helped me. I was getting praises, slaps on the back for my performance, this same red-haired human woman was looking at me. So I quickly told my party that I'll talk to them later, and gave them. I then went to the bar got next to the huge redhaired woman.
"Hey, enjoyed the show?" I asked her
She then looked at me with a smile. "Yea, I enjoyed it"
"I'm glad you like the show." I smile at her, but also ogle her, looking at her human chest then shake my head then "What's your name? I'm Art" he extends his hand to her.
She still smiled, and notice him ogling her/looking at her chest. "I'm Bertha Copperbottom" She takes his hand, then Art kisses her hand like a gentleman.
Bertha blushes till her face is beat red. "Oh my, you're quite a charmer."
"So, what do you do?" I asked her.
Bertha response with "I'm a bakers daughter. I work at the Love of Loaves bakery and works part-time here as a barmaid, but It's my day off." Bertha then looks down to see that my pants are bolding up, as my cock was very hard as a rock. She then stands up steps up close to him pressing herself to him then whispers in his ear. "Do you like what you see?" then takes his left hand and places it on her left butt cheek.
I'm stunned and amazed on how my hand is sinking in her huge fat ass, and that it feels really go like an extra extra extra soft pillow.
