You did it! 26.2 miles! You're elated but exhausted at the same time. There's a tent set up at the finish and the sign says - Massage - a good rub-down is just what you need after your race - inside there is a massage table next to a partition.
You hear a voice from the other side of the partition. "Congratulations on finishing the marathon. Why don't you lie down and I'll be with you as soon as I finish up with this runner. There's Gatorade over there."
You get your Gatorade and lie face down on the table. You start to nod off.
Strong hands begin to lightly touch your calves and you jump with a start. "Relax, I'm not going to bite. How was the marathon?"
"It was great, thanks. I'm so glad I finished."
"With legs like this was there any doubt you'd finish?"
You blush at the compliment. "Thanks. It was my first marathon and I was a little nervous."
"Your first marathon? Then I'll have to give you my special massage."
"Your special massage? What's that?"
"You'll see. Let me take off your sneakers and socks."
Your sneakers and sweaty socks are removed and your feet are gently washed with a cool sponge. Your feet are tender and the cool sponge is just what you need. The cool sponge works its way up your muscular calves and hamstrings. A towel is draped over you covering you from your shoulders to your ass.
"Relax, I'm going to take off your shorts now."
"Is that necessary?"
"It is if you want the special massage."
"Hmm. Okay." You lift your ass off the table and his hands slowly pull your shorts down.
"Great. Now your underwear."
You don't question him this time and lift your ass off the table so he can remove your panties.
"Your underwear is soaked."
"What? Of course they're soaked. I just ran 26 miles. You know, I don't want a massage after all." You begin to get off the table when strong hands push you down.
"Hey, relax. I was just kidding. I know they were soaked from the marathon. Stay on the table."
"No. Let me up. I'm tired and just want to go home and take a bath." You try to sit up but his hands remain on you. "Let me up!"