DEDICATED TO ALL OF THE BEAUTIFUL CELEBRITY JOURNALISTS WHO GO TO JAIL TO SCORE CHEAP RATING POINTS.
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Debra Norton hadn't wanted the assignment, but it was sweeps month, and she knew that admitting herself into the prison work farm would lead to terrific ratings. But she had no idea how terrific the ratings would actually be.
Her first surprise was her arrest. Harvey, the sleazy producer who had taken over the show just a month before, insisted on using his own camera crew instead of Norton's usual team. He said he wanted the segment to have a "fresh look."
The police frisked her, cuffed her hands tightly behind her back, and fitted her into a snug belt attached to leg shackles. Far from being sympathetic, her remote crew openly enjoyed the experience, and the two cameramen took obvious delight in catching the humiliating procedure from every angle.
When they got to the prison farm, the camera crew followed her into the "Reception Room," which was a large concrete cell, bare except for the security cameras mounted near the ceiling.
The overweight lesbian guard handed over a cardboard box with Debra's name and inmate number on the side. "Okay, honey buns, strip down to your birthday suit!"
She looked at the two men with mobile cameras and then at the three fixed cameras in the ceiling. They just couldn't ask her to strip down here. They would be able to film it from every angle.
Sure enough, one cameraman was already repositioning himself behind the stunned newswoman to get a better view.
"My...birthday suit...you mean...NAKED!" Debra said, in shock. Pointing at her grinning camera crew she asked, "In front of THEM?"
"Butt naked!" the lesbian guard barked back, using her baton to lift Debra's chin. "And hurry up, or I'll use this night stick to thump your dainty little skull!"