David and I had been saving to buy our own home for three years. We had married in our late 20's and started saving for a home later than most people, I was now 31 and David was 33. The time finally came where we had enough money put away so we could move out of our tiny apartment. We found a nice quiet, established neighborhood with lots of trees. We fell in love with the yellow house on the corner that was for sale. A few weeks later we moved in...
Moving day had been tough. It was a hot day and we moved all our stuff by ourselves. By the end of the day we were exhausted. We were resting in the back yard with a cool beer when the doorbell rang. As I approached the front door I was surprised that nobody was there. Instead, an envelope was wedged inside the screen door. Opening it I saw it was a party invitation. It said, "Welcome to the neighborhood. Come join us for a small celebration in your honor. Just bring yourselves and your sense of humor, all food and drinks will be furnished by your neighbors. Friday at 6:30pm." There was an address listed that was two blocks away.
Friday came quickly and we were getting excited to meet our new neighbors. David had chosen to wear blue jeans and a dark sports shirt. I was being cautious since I didn't know how formal the party would be and I wanted to make a good impression. I wore a simple pleated blue skirt and a white top. I picked out my favorite pair of white laced bikini panties and bra and my sheer, nude, nylons. After slipping on my open-toe high heels, I was ready to party.
We showed up promptly at 6:30pm - surprisingly we were the last ones to arrive. The host of the party, John, greeted us at the door and welcomed us to the neighborhood. Everyone was already drinking and having a good time. People were dressed casually--the guys in jeans and sports shirts and the women in spring outfits. John took us around and introduced us to all the neighbors. Everyone seemed to love the neighborhood and especially commented how fun the people and the parties were. John asked us what we wanted to drink and graciously offered to get it for us. David and I both asked for a beer and in no time John was back with the drinks "Here are two special beers just for our new neighbors", he said. I thought that sounded kind of wierd but I guess he was just being nice.
The dinner food was brought out and we all indulged in lots to eat. Everyone had gathered in the living room to sit and eat and chat but suddenly the party seemed to be quieting down. David whispered to me "I wonder why everyone stopped talking".
Just then John walked into the room and announced that we would now start the entertainment for the evening. Everyone cheered and smiled and looked over to where David and I were sitting. That made me start to get nervous. John sat down on the couch and addressed the group. "First, I want to thank Nancy and Jim for providing the entertainment at our parties for the last two years. As you all know, they were the last ones to move into the neighborhood before David and Brianna." Everyone applauded. "But now lets all give a warm welcome to our new neighbors." Everyone clapped again.
"Now David and Brianna, let me explain. We would all like to get to know you two much better. So far we know where you live and work, but we really don't know you intimately. To encourage your participation in the game we are about to play, we've slipped a little something into your drinks that temporarily removes your ability to lie or refuse anyone's request. It's perfectly harmless and will wear off in 6 hours or so, but until then we all want to ask you some questions. Every person in the room will get a chance to ask you to tell us something about yourselves and then ask you to do something." We will have three rounds of questions with a short break between rounds so everyone can get their drinks refreshed. For the rest of the night you two will always smile when asked a question or asked to do something. No matter how you feel inside, your expressions must always seem like you are having a great time. Any questions?"
I looked at David and he looked at me and I said, "I'm sorry John but we really don't want to play, I think we will be leaving now." We got up and were halfway to the door when John said "Stop! Now return to your seats and lets begin." Despite our attempts to keep going our legs refused to walk any further. Instead we found ourselves involuntarily turning around and walking back to our seats.
John said, "You will not try to leave the party for the rest of the night until I tell you it's OK to do so. Now, we have some rules for our game and the rules for round one are: 'No full nudity' and for round one only the men can ask David questions and only the women can ask Brianna questions. The theme for round one is "Discovering Your Neighbor's Underwear." Everyone laughed. Each person will get a turn to ask one question and one follow up command of their man or woman per round. David and Brianna, when you answer you will stand and walk over to and face the person asking the question. The men can begin". I looked at David and whispered to him "I'm scared, why did he say 'no full nudity'?"
A man from a couple seated near the front window spoke next. (man) "David, are you a brief or boxer man?" David immediately rose to his feet and walked over to the man, and said real quietly, "I prefer wearing briefs".
(man) "Why don't you let us see what kind of briefs you're wearing by stripping down to just your underwear, and as you remove each article of clothing fold it neatly and give it as a gift to one of your new neighbors."