"Bye George".
That was Helen leaving our house and doing her best to wind up George. She is my best friend and George my husband isn't her biggest fan; although he does often glance at her huge fake tits. But in private he says;
"We do not get on because she expects men to please her and fawn over her and I will not. I flat refuse to pander to her attention seeking ways no matter how much she swishes her long hair about or pouts. I also do not like the way she stands in my kitchen whispering into my wife's ear before giggling. I am of the opinion that Helen is a bit of a bitch."
She is a bitch and isn't really saying bye to George, she is teasing him, she has her little finger up and bent as she waves. O.k I never should have told her George enjoys me teasing him about the size of his cock but we had been drinking and George doesn't know that I did; he just knows that girls talk!
However George has no choice but to talk to Helen when he wants to attend the local doctors surgery because she works there as a receptionist.
"Hi George, yes we can book you in tomorrow if you like?"
"Great."
"Do you want to tell me what it is for?"
He knows if he says no she will surmise it is something embarrassing but if he tells her it will be embarrassing, as he has a lump on his testicle and does not wish to discuss this with Helen the receptionist my best friend. He says;
"I've got some odd symptoms, I'll explain to the doc tomorrow."
"Fine."
He knows as he hangs up that she is now curious, I wonder if she is already thinking of asking me and should I tell her about his balls?
That evening he gives his tackle a good trim, including the hair round his butt hole. He says;
"I do not wish to look unkempt and I have several grey pubes."
I wonder if he realizes how much more exposed he is and if he is having rude thoughts? I know the doctors have seen it all before because I work with them, I am a nurse at the local surgery; that is how I know Helen.
The next day he is seen by Doctor Smith, a mature slim female, a good ten years older than Georges, she asks him various questions before saying;
"I don't think it would be proper for me not to get a chaperone George and I have a young trainee down the corridor who needs experience, would you mind?"
George does mind but agrees that he doesn't, he then follows the mature Dr Smiths instructions to step behind the screen and to strip naked, putting on the gown, the type that always gape open at the back. He now feels less confident as he leaves his clothes behind, the doctor leads him down the corridor, past a waiting female patient and past Helen who is wearing a huge grin as the gown flashes his naked butt.
George goes into the side room as directed and Dr Smith says;
"This is Katy, she is planning on going into nursing."
Katy is staring at George who looks like he is about to pass out, Katy is Helen's youngest daughter and barely out of school. Katy hasn't actually formally started any training! He starts to tell the doctor this but she says;
"Well we all have to learn at some point! She is an intern, so please off with the gown."
