The top-heavy young freshman settled into her seat across from today's first quiz subject. She had a clipboard resting on her lap, containing no shortage of brain-teasing questions she intended to plug him with before the hour was through.
She folded her legs casually, tapped a pen to the board, and nodded thoughtfully. The visiting member of the local "dyke's club" smiled clinically, but not unpleasantly, at the interviewee before her. The beauty wore a fairly plain, but high-quality, blouse and a dark mid-length skirt that draped just past her knees.
"Please, get comfortable. This interview may take up to 15 minutes." Twilight Sparkle flipped through the clipboard's pages quickly, summarizing once again her task in her mind. She finally nodded and set it down flat against her legs.
"All right. As I said, my name is Twilight. I'm here on behalf of the local Women's Rights and Forward Thinking Club, known to the general populace as... the Pink Circle. These questions will be taken anonymously, so we don't need your name. Some will be fairly personal, and there will be a lot of gendered questions, so if you're not comfortable with that, please let me know now. Are you ready to begin?"
Klein was playing with his phone while she was talking. He'd been trying to keep up a pretence that he was paying attention by hiding it on his knee as he tapped away at it, but she might as well have been reading out the phonebook for everything he was absorbing. Somehow, you talk about feminism to a feminist, she's all ears, but you even mention the word to just about any man and they just switched off. He finally smiled at his phone, then slipped it back in his pocket. "Mm, questions, gotcha. What sort of name is Pink Circle, though?"
The studious-looking girl perked up, fixing her glasses with an eager look. So happy to see the interest. "Well, I'm glad you asked! You see, it represents a safe, inclusive area and atmosphere for gendered and nongendered discussion in a friendly environment, free of patriarchal influence. It's about safety, understanding, and friendship above all else!"
She paused, considering her next words carefully.
"Friendship is really important, you see! That's what we're all about. A pro-feminist club that supports safe discourse." Twilight tilted her head to one side, smiling innocently, and tapped her pen to the board. "Now, first question. Do you believe interaction between genders, in modern society, is flawed?"
Klein might have soaked in some of her dialogue, if not for some hot little piece of ass in a tube-top walking past the window of their little classroom just as she began. She had a bubble butt and big fat breasts, almost as big as Twilight's, and he didn't hear a word of it.
But he had heard her question. He glanced back to her just in time for her to finish. "Mm... I'd love to have some safe discourse with that bitch... You see the fucking tits on that chick? How come you don't dress like that, huh?
He snapped his fingers, like a particularly clever idea had occurred to him, instead of yet another filthy, misogynistic outburst. "Maybe everyone would like you dykes a bit more if you showed some skin. Here, check this out..."
The incredibly busty young freshman stared for a moment, expecting a response, when Klein abruptly reached across the table and popped the top button of her blouse clean open. The soft, smooth skin of the top of her breasts and the start of her impressive cleavage was exposed, startling her like a deer in headlights! The swell of her breasts sank on her chest visibly, bulging out obscenely. "Mm, way better... You know, you've got a pretty great rack! Are you doing anything later?"
Twilight frowned, even as her unslung breasts continued to wobble. Her eyes widened as an incredulous look crossed her face. he was going to be one of those guys, she could tell already. But then, just another chance to educate this misogynistic idiot! Her cheeks burned as a bright blush rose to her face, and something about his words had her heart beating faster already.
Klein remembered she was expecting an answer to a question about now. "Oh! Yes! Mm, yeah, sure. Of course interaction between genders is flawed! If it weren't, you and at least two other girls would be under the table right now. One for each nut and a third for my taint."
Twilight did her best to ignore the offensive comments he made out of ignorance, and with a mildly flustered clearing of her throat, she continued. She was much too distracted by his ignorance to remember to fix her button.
"All right," she murmured with controlled frustration. She slowly wrote his answer down, pen scratching loudly in the dead space between cock-wielder and cock-fearer. "Now, would you consider yourself a feminist?"
Despite what seemed to be an impressively restrictive bra, Twilight's bust jiggled as she shifts her weight to one side in her chair, at least giving her poor subject something to look at. "And as a follow-up, what do you think about feminism as a whole?"
"Sure I'm a feminist, heh. Like, mm, a machinist fixes machines, a feminist fixes women, right? Actually, you look like you could do with some fixing yourself, if you think you're gonna get any serious answers out of this whole silly interview thing."
Klein grinned at his dreadful joke. Twilight didn't have the heart to tell him he'd completely messed up the definition of a machinist. Just have to get through this, Twi.
Klein let out a sigh as his eyes paraded up and down her body, wishing for just a moment she'd try popping all the way out of those stuffy, drab clothes. "Not to mention this is great tanning weather. What are you doing cooped up inside when you could be browning up and picking up dick?"
It was plain he saw this whole "interview" thing as a game, like they were playing house or something. Here she was, being the big, intelligent feminist with her clipboard and her pen, he couldn't help but wanna pat her on the head and tell her what a greeeaaat job she was doing!
"Feminism as a whole, feminism as a whole... Mmm, beats me~? Seems like all you chicks do is waste your time trying to get guys to notice how smart you are... I mean, I totally get that some dudes go for the brains angle, but if you're trying to get into my pants, why not just drop the act and get to the good stuff, huh? I won't mind if you wanna cut straight to the chase."
"We're not trying to-! Oh, forget it!" Twilight grumbled, her anger rising. She flipped through the clipboard, realizing unhappily she'd have to finish the entire questionnaire before she could conclude the interview. After all, to avoid bias, she couldn't simply write off opinions she disliked.
So reluctantly, the purple-haired honey wrote his answers down one by one, and continued with her questions. She crossed her legs beneath the table. "I wish you'd take this more seriously."
The oblivious young girl leaned back a bit, her partially-exposed cleavage taking centre stage. Needless to say, it easily drew Klein's eyes as she thumbed the paper before her. "All right," she sniffed, fixing her thick-framed glasses. "When I say 'Girl Power', what comes to mind for you?" She'd only just asked and she already wasn't looking forward to his answer.
Klein's phone let out a little bit. He glanced down at it and found some vulgar language and a suggestive photograph waiting for him, with a very clear intent that he should be making his way over to a certain co-ed's room ASAP. Once again, he regretted agreeing to this interview.
The thug's member pressuring the zipper of his pants got the best of him, and Klein temporarily forgot what little manners he had. "Hey, how many of these stupid questions are there, anyway?"
When Twilight indicated a whole sheaf of papers, he slumped back in his chair dejectedly. "Awww maaan~ You wanna know what I think of "Girl Power"? Hnnn, come on, I gotta get over to this girl's place before she remembers we didn't restock the condoms after last time."
In the end, he just showed Twilight the picture. He lifted his phone and shoved the vulgar picture/message combo directly in Twilight's face.
It began with a simple message that just read, "More, please?" The photo was a close-up of some hussy's pink-painted lips, with one of her forefingers resting on the plush swell of her mouth. They were big and soft, like gentle, cock-teasing pillows. "Now that's "Girl Power" right there. She has a mouth like a vacuum hose, something you wouldn't know anything about! Ffffuck, she wants me over there right now and I'm stuck with you."
He couldn't take another second of this nonsense. Twilight's important survey barely registered a blip on Klein's radar, sandwiched between the triple spectres of beer, meat and pussy. "Mm, hey, sorry, but I'm gonna walk. We'll, uh, do this later, 'kay? I don't have time to play with you anymore."
"This isn't a game!" Twilight protested in indignant frustration. Since they'd say down together, she was just now showing her real emotions for the first time. "I have to - "
But Klein wasn't listening. He began to stand in his seat, and the motion brought his cock to eye-level with Twilight's face, clearly visible as a strong, meaty shaft. The cutie with both brains and beauty cut off for a moment, seeing Klein's uncut dinosaur cock all but thrust into her face. The tenting bulge within was rather apparent, and her expression dropped blank as her blush rose. When she's noticed, the lesbian interviewer glanced away, tapping her clipboard.
Klein realized Twilight had been staring right at the big bulge in his pants. Now that gave him some pause, a cheeky smile rising to his features. "Mm? What are you staring at?"
"Nothing, it's nothing," Twilight asserted calmly. For the second time in the last few minutes, she had cause to fix her fogged-up glasses from where they'd slid down her nose.