The top-heavy young freshman settled into her seat across from today's first quiz subject. She had a clipboard resting on her lap, containing no shortage of brain-teasing questions she intended to plug him with before the hour was through.
She folded her legs casually, tapped a pen to the board, and nodded thoughtfully. The visiting member of the local "dyke's club" smiled clinically, but not unpleasantly, at the interviewee before her. The beauty wore a fairly plain, but high-quality, blouse and a dark mid-length skirt that draped just past her knees.
"Please, get comfortable. This interview may take up to 15 minutes." Twilight Sparkle flipped through the clipboard's pages quickly, summarizing once again her task in her mind. She finally nodded and set it down flat against her legs.
"All right. As I said, my name is Twilight. I'm here on behalf of the local Women's Rights and Forward Thinking Club, known to the general populace as... the Pink Circle. These questions will be taken anonymously, so we don't need your name. Some will be fairly personal, and there will be a lot of gendered questions, so if you're not comfortable with that, please let me know now. Are you ready to begin?"
Klein was playing with his phone while she was talking. He'd been trying to keep up a pretence that he was paying attention by hiding it on his knee as he tapped away at it, but she might as well have been reading out the phonebook for everything he was absorbing. Somehow, you talk about feminism to a feminist, she's all ears, but you even mention the word to just about any man and they just switched off. He finally smiled at his phone, then slipped it back in his pocket. "Mm, questions, gotcha. What sort of name is Pink Circle, though?"
The studious-looking girl perked up, fixing her glasses with an eager look. So happy to see the interest. "Well, I'm glad you asked! You see, it represents a safe, inclusive area and atmosphere for gendered and nongendered discussion in a friendly environment, free of patriarchal influence. It's about safety, understanding, and friendship above all else!"
She paused, considering her next words carefully.
"Friendship is really important, you see! That's what we're all about. A pro-feminist club that supports safe discourse." Twilight tilted her head to one side, smiling innocently, and tapped her pen to the board. "Now, first question. Do you believe interaction between genders, in modern society, is flawed?"
Klein might have soaked in some of her dialogue, if not for some hot little piece of ass in a tube-top walking past the window of their little classroom just as she began. She had a bubble butt and big fat breasts, almost as big as Twilight's, and he didn't hear a word of it.
But he had heard her question. He glanced back to her just in time for her to finish. "Mm... I'd love to have some safe discourse with that bitch... You see the fucking tits on that chick? How come you don't dress like that, huh?
He snapped his fingers, like a particularly clever idea had occurred to him, instead of yet another filthy, misogynistic outburst. "Maybe everyone would like you dykes a bit more if you showed some skin. Here, check this out..."
The incredibly busty young freshman stared for a moment, expecting a response, when Klein abruptly reached across the table and popped the top button of her blouse clean open. The soft, smooth skin of the top of her breasts and the start of her impressive cleavage was exposed, startling her like a deer in headlights! The swell of her breasts sank on her chest visibly, bulging out obscenely. "Mm, way better... You know, you've got a pretty great rack! Are you doing anything later?"
Twilight frowned, even as her unslung breasts continued to wobble. Her eyes widened as an incredulous look crossed her face. he was going to be one of those guys, she could tell already. But then, just another chance to educate this misogynistic idiot! Her cheeks burned as a bright blush rose to her face, and something about his words had her heart beating faster already.
Klein remembered she was expecting an answer to a question about now. "Oh! Yes! Mm, yeah, sure. Of course interaction between genders is flawed! If it weren't, you and at least two other girls would be under the table right now. One for each nut and a third for my taint."
Twilight did her best to ignore the offensive comments he made out of ignorance, and with a mildly flustered clearing of her throat, she continued. She was much too distracted by his ignorance to remember to fix her button.
"All right," she murmured with controlled frustration. She slowly wrote his answer down, pen scratching loudly in the dead space between cock-wielder and cock-fearer. "Now, would you consider yourself a feminist?"
Despite what seemed to be an impressively restrictive bra, Twilight's bust jiggled as she shifts her weight to one side in her chair, at least giving her poor subject something to look at. "And as a follow-up, what do you think about feminism as a whole?"
"Sure I'm a feminist, heh. Like, mm, a machinist fixes machines, a feminist fixes women, right? Actually, you look like you could do with some fixing yourself, if you think you're gonna get any serious answers out of this whole silly interview thing."
Klein grinned at his dreadful joke. Twilight didn't have the heart to tell him he'd completely messed up the definition of a machinist. Just have to get through this, Twi.
Klein let out a sigh as his eyes paraded up and down her body, wishing for just a moment she'd try popping all the way out of those stuffy, drab clothes. "Not to mention this is great tanning weather. What are you doing cooped up inside when you could be browning up and picking up dick?"
It was plain he saw this whole "interview" thing as a game, like they were playing house or something. Here she was, being the big, intelligent feminist with her clipboard and her pen, he couldn't help but wanna pat her on the head and tell her what a greeeaaat job she was doing!
"Feminism as a whole, feminism as a whole... Mmm, beats me~? Seems like all you chicks do is waste your time trying to get guys to notice how smart you are... I mean, I totally get that some dudes go for the brains angle, but if you're trying to get into my pants, why not just drop the act and get to the good stuff, huh? I won't mind if you wanna cut straight to the chase."
"We're not trying to-! Oh, forget it!" Twilight grumbled, her anger rising. She flipped through the clipboard, realizing unhappily she'd have to finish the entire questionnaire before she could conclude the interview. After all, to avoid bias, she couldn't simply write off opinions she disliked.