This story can be read independently, without having read "The Old Auction House" or any of my other works, although "Portuguese Crime Reduction Act" provides an excellent context for understanding my stories' universe.
I hope you enjoy reading this second part. While I had originally planned to include a second slave character, I decided to save that storyline for a separate chapter.
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Laura Parker"
You can't kick me out, I'm American!" I yelled at the rude bartender.
"Senhora, please, you are disturbing ze other customers," he said in terrible English with that weird Portuguese accent.
"Y'all are just a bunch of ignorant folk! I'm gonna sue all of ya!" I staggered out, my top slipped down, and vomit stained my new Jimmy Choos.
"Madam, are you quite alright?" asked a guy dressed as a police officer with that thick Portuguese accent. "Would you like us to take you to your 'otel?" More people who couldn't speak proper English.
"Don't you dare touch me with those dirty hands! Get off my boobs! I'm the Vice President of Dirty Water in Arkansas!"
That pig of a cop groped my breasts. "Get your hands off me!" I slapped him. His partner tried to grab me, but I snatched his gun. These backward Europeans were about to see who's boss.
"Now y'all gonna show me some respect!" I shouted, firing into the air. "This is how we do in America!"
That's all I remember before waking up in a filthy cell. "Mister, you gotta get me outta here, talk to the embassy, tell them to send the Marines to invade this godforsaken country!" I yelled at the old man who claimed to be my lawyer. What a hellish headache, the bartender must've drugged my drink. I'd only had 4 mojitos and 6 tequila shots.
"Ze embassy sent me, Senhora Laura. Your situation, it is very serious," said the old man in an English that sounded like my housemaid's.
"Of course it's serious! Y'all think it's normal for a woman like me to get harassed and locked up by the police? I'm sick and tired of yellin' at these people that I'm American. These folks can't even speak English... I'M AMERICAN, YOU STUPID HICKS!"
"Lower your voice, we are in a court of law," warned the so callled lawyer. "Your case, it is most serious. Even with ze American Embassy trying to calm things down and explaining zat you were intoxicated, ze charges against you are grave: assault on a law enforcement officer and reckless discharge of a firearm. It is fortunate zat no one was injured and ze officers did not insist on ze attempted murder charge." said the stupid old man.
"What charges? I'm the victim here! Them cops tried to rape me, they groped my boobs. I want a real lawyer!" As soon as I get outta here, I'm gonna sue every last one of these people, I thought.
"Laura Parker!" called a police officer. "Present!" answered the old man who claimed to be my lawyer. The brute painfully handcuffed me and took me to a room. It looked like a courtroom but only had what appeared to be a judge and a prosecutor.
"I'm an American citizen, I got the right to a jury trial, this is a disgrace!" Then I heard the old man talking to the other lawyer.
"Dr. Ruís, she is a psychiatric case," he said with that thick accent of his. "Can we not just give 'er a heavy fine and put 'er on ze first plane back to Arkansas? It was just a drunken episode and no one was 'urt."
Had I heard that right? I understand Spanish, but these people speak some kind of gibberish.
"Dr. Meireles, zere is nothing I can do. My superior wanted to charge 'er with attempted murder of a law enforcement officer - zat would mean ze gallows. If it weren't for ze fact that she is American and ze Foreign Minister received an very unpleasant call from ze American ambassador, she would be heading straight to Empire Square. And if she continues to annoy ze judge and proclaim zat she is an American, it might still 'appen. See if you can control 'er."
I was the victim here! I'd been drugged and sexually abused, and now I had to listen to these idiots talkin' about hangin' me. Was that even possible?
"Ms. Parker, please, contain yourself. 'Is Honor is already looking at you sideways," he said with that thick Portuguese accent. "My advice is zat you plead guilty, apologize to ze officers and ze court, say it was a night of excess. Perhaps you can get corporal punishment and one or two years of suspended slavery." The nerve of that old man. I was gonna sue him for malpractice, whatever came outta this circus.
"Hell no, I'm the victim here, I got rights, I know the governor of Arkansas!" I saw the old man wasn't happy, but he translated what I'd said to the judge in this kangaroo court.
"My client pleads not guilty, Your Honor, and we shall prove zat she is ze true victim, zat she was drugged in an attempted rape." Now that's more like it, the old man was finally talking like he should.
Unfortunately, the trial was a complete farce. Those corrupt cops showed a video making me look like some crazy woman, and there were no drugs other than blood in my alcohol.
"See? He was gropin' my boobs, and I had to defend myself!" I shouted, but that stupid judge had the bailiff gag me for the rest of the trial.
"Laura Parker, if ze surveillance footage was not sufficient, your behavior in zis court would be enough to convict you... it is shameful zat ze prosecutor came to court with such lenient charges. I, for my part, 'ave no doubt in finding you guilty, and I sentence you to 25 years in prison, or 10 years of judicial slavery and lifetime banishment from Portugal and all its autonomous regions." He banged his gavel. I was in shock. How dare he?
"Hmmm! Hmmm!" I protested through the gag.
"Ms. Parker, I warned you. Now my suggestion is zat you choose slavery. Trust me, you do not want to spend 25 years in a women's prison since ze law changed." The idiot. Of course I wasn't gonna spend 25 years in prison. Just needed one phone call and my Dad would send a real lawyer to fix this mess.
The judge ordered my gag removed and asked what my choice was. I had to stop myself from telling that clown dressed as a judge to go to hell.
"I choose slavery, and you don't need to banish me. I ain't ever coming back to this disgusting country!" I yelled.
"Very well. By ze authority vested in me by ze Portuguese State, I sentence Laura Parker to 10 years of judicial slavery and banishment from national territory after serving 'er sentence. I further sentence ze defendant to 25 lashes on 'er buttocks for contempt of court." Lashes, the audacity! I was gonna sue him too.
As soon as the gavel hit the wood, the brute guard came to me and growled: "ZE SLAVE MUST STRIP."
"What? That can't be, stop, let me go!" I protested, but all I felt was an electric shock and I passed out.
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