Title: The Adventures of The Great Magnificent Transformo! Part 3 (The figurine)
[Features: Transformation, post-orgasm torture, tickling, stains/modification, near mind break, pain, and a cliff hanger. Guy turns into a figurine.]
It is...It is I...the great magnificent...transformo...bleh.
Let's not lie to ourselves me. Last time went beyond just a failure and a pain or a scar and was atrocious. An Atrocity. The taste and experience will never leave me and I don't think I'll be able to so much as look at panties or a girl's vagina again without having a panic attack.
Truly, the world has proven you can overdose on anything.
Even going to the bathroom nearly caused me to freak out. Truly, I have been scarred from this experience nearly permanently. If I hadn't managed to throw myself into the washer a few times... I don't even want to imagine it....
But. But. But.
THAT. SHALL NOT STOP. THE GREAT MAGNIFICENT TRANSFORMO!
Truly, my biggest mistake has become clear to me! The pure and utter lack of reconnaissance! That's why I have chosen something safe, innocuous and innocent for my next transformation and surveillance. Something that can not possibly backfire! It in no way interacts with a female body at all! After all, if I had merely thought through or paid attention before Samantha came home, I would've known she had a beautiful sis- Brother! A completely normal, average, not beautiful at all brother named derek! And if I had merely gotten into Maddie's room for just a moment or even watched her for a second, I would've seen what fate awaited me as her underwear... Truly, gross. I was not the only discarded and suspiciously wet panties in that room...
Thus, what I have chosen to become this time is! An anime figurine!
Now now, hypothetical readers of my brain, I can feel your extreme confusion and doubt. Why, and beyond that,
how
is an anime figurine not suspicious?!
Well the answer to that is simple.
Tifa is a massive anime Nerd.
Truly, her own degeneracy knows no bounds! Posters, shelves full of figurines, miniatures across many clutter boards, and other things that are alien even to me. Like, why are there weird beads on the bed? And I can't fathom what anime made a weird tentacle thing like that.
Anyway! All I need to do is carefully place myself on this shelf. It'll take cunning! It'll take daring! It'll take...about 5 seconds of my time really. The angle really wasn't that hard to position surprisingly.
Safe! Now, the next 6 hours may unfortunately be extremely boring as...
"I can't believe they called a school day. It's barely even snowing! What a lousy college..."
A voice! Wait, that's Tifa's voice! What's she doing back already?! Wait, no, no this is good. Actually, what was I thinking? If she hadn't returned when she did, I would've just spent 6 hours doing absolutely nothing! Thank god that didn't come to happen.
Now, now I am ashamed to say this my hypothetical readers but I had become a little bit...conditioned, after my two previous impairments. I uh, I expected something to go horribly wrong nearly immediately. But. But.
But no! Nothing like that happened. Honestly, it was perfectly, amazingly, almost blessfully boring. She just sat down and played some anime games for an hour and then started playing some clicker idle game. That, that was it. No weirdly attra- weird brother suddenly coming to stay or visit. No disgusting room with piles of soiled underwear lying around. Just a girl playing some normal games and watching some normal anime. I admit, after 2 hours, it was almost kind of relaxing.
That was of course when things decided to go wrong.
She got up and started to look at her different anime figurines...who does that?! Doesn't everyone just keep them on the walls like posters and never actually look at them in detail?! But no, she was cleaning them, dusting them just a little bit, etc. Eventually her gaze fell upon me and I had a clear look as her eyes narrowed. It suddenly occurred to me that maybe one of my problems was constantly becoming items that make all the women around me into powerful skyscraper like mythical titans that could crush me in one hand. Perhaps next time I'll become a freaking fridge or a house or something.
As I felt her gaze upon me, she recognized me. Or well, at the very least, she recognized I was new and different. This was all over! Would she destroy me or wait no, this is no time to freak out. It's not like she'll randomly throw me away, that'd be ludicrousy.
"I don't remember getting this one...should I throw it away?"
NO!!!!!
"Ha, yeah, that would be the day. But really, where did I get this one? I don't remember it at all..."
Suddenly, in a sensation I was fast growing use to and equally starting to greatly hate for what it foretold, I was in a giant woman's hand and pulled up to the sky. I was a basic figurine, nothing really too special. I had my hands at my sides and my basic casual clothes on. Honestly, now that I think of it, I looked less like an anime character and literally like a guy who had turned himself into a figurine...
"It's just too bland looking...it could really be from any anime."
Oi.
"Huh, are these clothes detachable?"