As morning dawned, Lela and I awoke in the same bed as man and wife for the first time. I imagine most newly-weds greet each other with a passionate kiss and a declaration of their undying love. However, Lela's first words to me were a little more practical.
"I should probably test us both for STIs before we are intimate, Mark," she whispered nervously. "I am so sorry about last night. How many guys did I fuck?"
"We can talk about it later, Lela," I responded sadly. "Why don't you take a shower?"
Samantha had done a pretty good job of cleaning Lela up the previous evening, but she hadn't delved too deeply into my wife's nether regions. Consequently, as Lela stood up, semen dripped from both of her lower orifices. She gave me an embarrassed smile, and moved swiftly towards the bathroom. As she approached the ceiling to countertop mirror of the Honeymoon Suite bathroom, she stopped and was seemingly in shock.
"What the fuck, Mark?" Lela uttered in disbelief as she turned slowly towards me. "When did this happen?"
"John's CumSlut" was written in large letters across Lela's abdomen, and as she tried to wipe it off it became apparent that it was inscribed in permanent marker.
"Did you witness this, Mark?" Lela asked nervously. "Who did this to me?"
While we probably wouldn't have needed to enlist the services of a private investigator to unravel this mystery, what was the point in knowing? Lela had several phone numbers inscribed on various parts of her body, each of which would have led to an easily-identifiable member of the wedding venue staff. The pejoratives that were written in foreign languages, would also have enabled us to identify the perpetrator, again to what end? It seemed pointless to even discuss finding the guilty parties, especially as we knew definitively that at least two of them were my co-workers.
"Bottom line, Lela," I asked her. "Did anyone cross any of your boundaries? And did you enjoy your defilement?"
"Truthfully, Mark?" Lela said as she bit her bottom lip in shame. "I came as hard as I ever have in my life. If I have to avoid the swimming pools at the resort today, that is a price I can live with. Unless you want to put my CumSlut collar on me and parade me around in my tiny bikini," she added with a glint in her eye.
I felt my cock twitch in my briefs at the thought of such an indignity. Most of the wedding guests were departing today, and we would be left alone with the junior members of staff who had violated my bride. How appropriate that Lela would lay out at the pool, and show off her lewd marker inscriptions to all and sundry.
"I may keep this one permanently," Lela said with a giggle, as she pointed to the "Mark is a cuckold" cursive that reached her labia. "Maybe Ratt will tattoo this on my upper-thigh as a wedding gift? Will you take some pictures for my private gallery?"
Crazy as it may seem, Lela's fucked-up rambling had got me rock-hard, and I moved towards her in a manner that left no question about my intentions.
"We can't have sex, Mark," Lela said firmly. "Not until we both get tested. Take some pictures of me, and then you can jerk off on me."
After a brief photo session, Lela got on all fours and invited me to masturbate on her. By this time in our relationship, she was well aware that I was a cuckold, even though I had yet to admit it.
"Let's call the numbers written on my body," Lela said excitedly, as I stood over her masturbating furiously. "Invite the guys who took the time to leave their contact information back for round two."
I couldn't tell whether Lela was serious or if she was just saying what I wanted to hear, in order to climax.
"Also, I want to translate these pejoratives," she added. "See what those foreign guys really thought of the CumSlut."
"Lela, I am close," I said shakily as I felt my nuts constrict.
With that proclamation made, Lela lowered her head to the floor, moved her long black tresses away from the nape of her neck, and asked me in a sultry tone.
"What does the one say on the back of my neck, Mark? I can't see it without looking in the mirror."
"John's CumSlut," I roared, as I blew my load all over the permanent marker inscription.
It was a stupendous orgasm, and Lela seemed to thoroughly enjoy me climaxing all over her hair and neck. Once I had composed myself she asked me to take a photo of my semen pooling on the back of her neck. Then my new bride skipped cheerfully into the shower, as I contemplated the fucked up nature of our union.
We never actually rang the phone numbers written on her body, but as we relaxed in the Honeymoon Suite, Lela posted several pictures to her private gallery. We blurred the phone numbers using a photo-editing software, but Lela asked her Premium Members, who disturbingly now numbered over thirteen hundred, for help to translate the foreign language slurs.
Turns out it was "Cunt" in Latvian, "Whore" in Croatian, and "CumSlut" in Russian, although the spelling "ะจะปัั ะฐ" was not remotely similar to the English pejorative, which incidentally was written in at least five places on my wife's body.
After Lela showered and managed to wash some of the black marker inscriptions from her torso, we enjoyed breakfast in our room and then got down to the serious business of STI testing. Lela carried her testing kit with her at all times, due to her propensity to fuck random strangers. Most of the time she possessed the discipline to test prior to every sexual encounter, but at John's behest she had allowed numerous members of the hotel staff to fuck her bare-back, and it was now time to see if there were any consequences to her reckless behavior.
"Some STIs will show up immediately," Lela informed me. "Others can take up to 14 days, so we will need to abstain from any form of unprotected sex for two weeks."
The first battery of tests returned no positive results for either of us, although it was far too early to celebrate. As it turned out, we both got very lucky on our wedding night. After two weeks of submitting sporadic blood and urine samples, the two of us testing positive for only Gonorrhoea was dodging a bullet in both of our minds. The symptoms were a little unpleasant for me, but at least this relatively easy to treat STI was not something you had to live with permanently, like HIV or herpes. Lela had some additional medical issues as a result of the wedding day gang-bang, the most pressing being painful anal fissures that took months to heal due to her line of work. I asked her to take a few weeks off of escorting, to allow her rectum to heal, but she so craved the abuse that she worked through the pain.
Lela also developed a nasty yeast infection, presumably from the copious amount of mayonnaise that had been used as a make-shift lubricant.
"So unnecessary," Lela repeated on several occasions, as she struggled to get her body's adverse reaction to the condiment under control. "John didn't need to stuff me full of mayonnaise," she informed me. "I was wet as soon as he tied my hands to the food-prep counter. He only did it to fuck with us on our wedding day."
The mayonnaise had also burned the interior walls of Lela's anal-passage, the acidic nature of its primary ingredients, eggs and vinegar, inflaming the mucosa deep within her asshole. Lela dealt with this discomfort for weeks too, and as she often struggled to find a comfortable seating position, it was a constant reminder to me of John's complete violation of my wife.
Samantha stopped by the Honeymoon Suite the following day, just before she checked out. Her primary concern was Lela's physical and mental well-being, and despite the two of them never having been close, they exchanged a hug as Samantha went to leave. Seeing the two of them next to each other caused a welling of my emotions, as I realized how thoroughly I had fucked up by leaving Samantha for the CumSlut. My thoughts were cemented as I walked Samantha to the door of the Honeymoon Suite.
"Look after Lela, Mark," Samantha whispered in my ear. "She is damaged goods."
"I will do, Samantha," I responded calmly, even as I wanted to beg her to find some legal loophole to end my marriage, and take me back into her life.
"Oh, by the way," Samantha continued. "I left my pink suit at the hotel dry-cleaning facility. It's going to take forty-eight hours to get it clean, but can you pick it up for me before you guys check out? I am asking as a friend, not your boss," she clarified.
Nodding my head agreeably, I let Samantha out of the room, and out of my life, at least on a personal level.
The day before I was due to return to work from my honeymoon, Samantha texted me.