I am not an attractive guy. Only 5' 6" and pudgy, I don't even bother when it comes to girls. Even if they could get past my acne, past my dandruff-filled hair, they'd soon realize how horrible I am at making the most basic conversation. But I hardly need to worry about that. Girls never approach me. I never approach them. That's the way it goes.
But every guy's got his cravings and one Saturday night I felt like I just NEEDED to be around a lot of beautiful women, maybe even brush up against one or catch a whiff of one's perfume. I was sick and tired of jerking off to the same old porno sites and looking to be around some real, live girls. Even if they weren't going to pay any attention to me.
So I put on some jeans, turned off the lights and went to the frat party across the street. Normally, the guys would give me crap at the door and wouldn't let me in, but tonight there was so much booze and pot that everyone was inside the house having the time of their life and nobody was really watching the door.
I walked up the stairs and quickly dove into the crowd, hoping to avoid all those jerks who always kick me out. Man, but what a crowd it was! Nothing but cutoff shorts and tank tops, and everyone there was wasted, grinding, writhing and banging their heads to the music.
The beer was in the corner, and so I pushed and shoved my way until I was there. Three cups later, I headed for the bathroom. As I came to the door, I heard angry words being spoken, followed by whimpers. I came closer and, finding the door locked, pressed my ear against the wood and listened. From the other side, I heard two guys hissing "Come on, come on, do it!" and a shaky female voice crying, "I don't know, no, I don't think I should."
I can't say what came over me. Maybe it was the beer that brought false courage. Maybe it was the frustration that a nice guy like me could never get a girl while these assholes went around fucking and raping without a care in the world. Maybe it was the sheer fright in the girl's trembling voice. But next thing I know, I was pounding on the door, screaming in my deepest voice, "Open up, this is the police! Open up, this is a raid!"