Mrs.Karen didn't bother with a snappy comeback. She just walked around her desk, unfastened his pants, and yanked his pants down around his ankles. A slight snicker went through the classroom. Mrs.Karen even considered remarking upon his tighty whities herself, but decided it would be undignified. Instead she just grabbed his laughable undies and pulled them down around his knees. There was a sound of tearing fabric, but they more or less stayed together.
Methodically, and without hesitation she grabbed the back of his shirt and pulled it up to expose his buttocks. From her position she couldn't tell that she had also exposed his penis to half the classroom. She didn't care. There was a job to be done and she was entirely focused on that task.
Jonathan was in complete shock and unable to move until he heard some girls giggle. He started to turn and object, but Mrs.Karen stopped him with her authoritative voice.
"Be still!" she said. Then with her free hand she spanked his left buttock three times in quick succession. Jonathan involuntarily gave the girls in the class more reason to giggle - he got an erection.
"It's so tiny," a girl's voice echoed through the room.
Mrs.Karen looked up from her task and the room went silent. No one spoke, no one giggled. The professor returned to her duty - 2 more spanks on his left cheek and 5 for the right. It was only when she stepped away that she noticed Jonathan's little problem. Not that he had a micropenis, but she had never seen one that small before. She turned her face away from the class so no one could see her stifle a laugh of her own, then ordered Jonathan to get dressed and return to his seat.
By the time she got control of herself and turned around Jonathan had returned to his seat. Even his best friend Dave was looking away and pretending not to know him. Mrs.Karen knew that whatever else she tried to teach during this class period no one was really going to hear her, but she couldn't dismiss the class either. She made a slight change to her lesson plan and droned on about a topic that wouldn't be on any tests. At the end of the period everyone got up and left without a word. Jonathan was among the first to leave. His face was still red and he seemed to have trouble walking properly. Whether that was because of the torn underwear or if he still had an erection was anyone's guess.
Mrs.Karen felt bad for him, but hoped this incident would trigger a change in his behavior. Either he would stop showing up for class entirely or maybe, just maybe, he might pay attention and become an okay student.
She put the incident out of her head and started preparing for the next class of students.