Earlier this week this story was uploaded from a corrupted file that reverted to a previous draft. Not only were there myriad spelling and grammatical errors, but only about 1/3 of the story was posted. If you read that draft, I apologize for the problems and invite you to read the full story. If not, then I'm just glad you're here to read this one.
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I had been in Argentina for three months on an assignment and when my plane touched down in Atlanta, the only thing in the world that I was interested in was going home for a well needed hot shower, change of clothes, and some down time.
Now there's nothing wrong with Argentina. Actually it's a pretty wonderful place. The people there are warm and open, the mountains are beautiful, the women are gorgeous and the food is pretty great compared to a lot of the other places I've been. (If you've never tried asado, you haven't seen Shakespeare the way it was meant to be played.) But it's also hot and dusty all the time, and my job was to protect a group of business men stationed there for a trade negation. This meant I spent a lot of time standing around outside in the sun in a wool suit trying not to die of heat stroke or dehydration. My company only sent me down there for a week, and I had packed accordingly, but a week ran into three months, and I was just ready to have some other clothes on.
My layover was in Atlanta, and then I caught the short flight over to Houston where I would rent a car and drive back home. It's a pleasant drive and I was looking forward to unwinding, but as soon as I landed in Houston I turned on my phone and watched as my screen populated with missed calls, messages and emails. If I was smart I would have ignored them. If I had been wise enough to learn from my mistakes in the past, I would have rented my car and gotten an hour down the road before I "remembered" to turn my phone on. But that's just not the way the way I'm wired up.
Every one of my messages said basically the same thing: Call the home office right away.
Fuck! I knew my plans for some R&R were done before I even finished dialing.
I work as a security consultant. It's a great job, pays well, allows me to travel and has a lot of other perks, but unfortunately there isn't a lot of time for a personal life. There is always one emergency after another. Most of the work I do is corporate security. Helping companies protect their secrets is a multibillion dollar industry in the United States because stealing company secrets is just as lucrative. This could be anything from private health care data, to lists of assets or the details of their newest invention right before they go to patent with it. For the most part I stopped doing personal protection three promotions ago, but the trip to Argentina was a high profile job for my company and they wanted somebody in management out there, and I drew the fuzzy end of that lollypop.
"What," I answered very briskly when my boss came on the line.
"Paul, is that you?" He asked. My boss' name was Gregory, but he insisted on being called Greg or Gary or even Buddy. When I thought about him I always compared him to Bill Clinton. Despite a passing physical resemblance to our former president, he was the kind of guy that never met a stranger. Everyone was his friend, another pal, or ally for his cause. Also, his sincerity in all of this was often called into question. It made him very successful, but also made him annoying to deal with. It meant I was going to have to try extra hard to get out of whatever he wanted me to do.
"Yeah Buddy, it's me." I said, still trying to sound cold. "Whatever you're going to ask me to do the answer is no! I am tired, I am mad, and I only have two suits with me and they both smell like horse shit and sweat. I need to go home, regroup and re outfit before I do anything else."
"PAUL!" He said in his most solicitous voice. "It's great to hear from you. I was worried I wouldn't catch you in time." He took control of the conversation in a heartbeat by simply ignoring anything I had to say. Charismatic bastard.
"Buddy, I'm serious, I need a breather."
"I get that, Paul I do. I want you to take that breather. You're far too valuable around here for us to loose due to burn out. "
"But..." I prompted, knowing without a doubt that I was getting greased up for a fucking.
"But I need someone in Houston for 24 hours until our main team can get there. It's just one day and then you can take all the time off you want."
"What do you mean main team?" I asked, curious despite myself.
"We just signed a huge contract with Theta Logistics. They're a drilling company headquartered in Houston. We're getting a whole team together to do a top down security audit, but it will be tomorrow night before they're on scene. I promised them we would have the advance man on site tomorrow morning, and you're the only person close enough to get there in time. It's only 24 hours, you get a bonus, the thanks of a grateful company and all the vacation you want when you're done. You can't say no to that, can you?"
I let the silence hang on the phone for a long time. I really didn't want to do this, but the idea of another bonus caught my attention. I would be getting a very nice one for my extended stay in Argentina, and another one on top of that would mean a new car, or even a down payment on a bigger house. My company could be very generous.
"Paul, I can hear you thinking about it over the phone. Just say yes and make both of us happy."
I chuckled. He was laying his charm down hard. I knew it was all an act, but the man was good at what he did.
"I was serious about my suits. They're just filthy, and I don't think a simple dry cleaning is going to cut it. I flew back in jeans and a t-shirt I picked up down there. "
"Here's what you do", he said. "Get a car and head over to the Galleria. I'll book you a suite at the Post Oak Hilton and after you check in you can head on down to one of the clothiers there and get a couple of new suits. Put them on the company card and I'll write them off. Get something nice. I think there is an Armani shop there."
I held my breath to see if the offer would get any better. It didn't.