It's dark, about 11pm. We're moving as quietly as possible towards a semi-open window. My partner in crime (literally) is Jimmy, a 5' 1" pain in the ass who's only with me as he's small enough to slide through the window.
Jimmy goes in through the window and moves carefully through the darkened room looking for any alarms. He sweeps the place and moves quietly over to open the front door. He squirts oil onto the locks and slides the bolts back silently. I enter and we start to identify the high price items. I'd been casing the place for a couple of weeks and seen some really nice pieces (of furniture, art and ass) going in through the front door.
I shine the torch onto a photo in a silver frame, a sexy sassy 30+ woman smiles out at me. I reach my hand towards it and the lights flick on.
A sultry voice booms behind me "Put your hands up mother fuckers. I've got you covered and if you do anything other than what I tell you I'll shoot you." Jimmy starts to snivel, what a wanker! I glance out of the corner of my eye and there's definitely something in your hand.
You move behind us and say "Put your hands behind your back" and poke me hard with something cylindrical. I go with the flow and put my hands back and you clamp a pair of handcuffs on. Strange, how many people have handcuffs at home?
You also clamp a pair on Jimmy who's whining and saying "Please let me go, I didn't want to he made me do it." I tell him to shut the fuck up and you poke me hard in the kidney.
You tell us to turn around and I'm shocked. You're the woman in the picture and what a hot ass woman you are and to top it off you're in a fairly sheer shorty nighty and waving a vibrator in your hand. "You two must be the worst burglars ever. I've been watching you on CCTV and I've got the whole thing taped. I'm going to call the cops."
Jimmy bursts into tears. "Please no, we'll do anything you ask."
You seem to waiver and turn to me and say "What about you." I grudgingly agree.