Author's Note: This is the fourth of seven chapters that will be exploring the sexual escapades of an extremely well-endowed cis bisexual male named Lance. This story is told in first person past tense, and it features semi-ridiculous proportions.
Lance is in his second semester Junior year of college in a very rural area of the United States. He is 6'3" tall (190cm), a toned athletic frame, an 8 pack of washboard abs, light blue eyes, masculine facial features, medium length flowing brown hair, and possibly the largest penis on any human being ever.
*
"Come on, Lance. Let's go downstairs and play some beer pong. I like when you win for us," Lauren taunted me. We sat next to each other on my bed, and she pressed halfway up my thigh with her hand, fingertips
barely
missing my shaft. At this point in college, my reputation preceded me. Normal girls didn't come over to the frat as often as she did and not know what I was packing. Lauren, in all her captivating beauty, managed to get to me in a way that I usually tried to avoid. She seemed to genuinely like me, like,
like me
like me.
Lauren was a medium height, blonde, blue-eyed supermodel in my class year. She was thin with almond skin, and her blonde hair flowed down to her mid-back, shining like the morning sun. Her wide bright smile between full lips could make men buckle under weak knees. Her small upturned nose and pointed ears looked almost like she could wiggle them and summon a broomstick, and the perfect symmetry of her face only heightened her beauty. Genetics was
very
kind to her.
But what was really so unfair about Lauren's genetic lotto ticket was that all parts of her body below her neck were as innately attractive as above. She was the type of skinny that came organically - not the unattractive boney kind. Her breasts were small, but they aesthetically fit on her body. The womanly hips down below supported a perfect bubble butt; there was no denying her body's ability to make a guy go caveman and want to breed.
Lauren was a
huge
tease, though. We've made out drunkenly a few times, and she comes over to hang out sober. But every time it gets hot and heavy something seems to interrupt us. She slept over naked one night a while ago, but I was too drunk to try anything and passed out. That started a long string of her being in my presence on several occasions over the passed few weeks, sometimes alone, but in my bed only the once.
Whenever she came over during the day, she always had something fun and engaging to discuss. Even when the topic was nothing, we could go on for hours. She even invited me to her sorority's parties, at which she made me feel really comfortable and welcome. I felt a serious connection was being formed fast.
There was a part of me that thought that we could work out long term - even after college. It goes against my promise to myself to be the most storied sexual partner in American history, but something about Lauren made it seem worthwhile. Maybe I was just under her spell, but I think 'settling' for her even at a young 21 years old is justifiable.
On paper Lauren was just... perfect. A rare combination of Central American, Northern European, Western European, and East Asian Islands, she's a concoction of global beauty features. She's incredibly smart - like top of her class in Biomedical Engineering smart, got recruited to the university for tennis and brought them a championship her freshman year, interned at Boeing her first summer and NASA last summer
and
winter, and was voted president of her sorority effective this semester. She speaks four languages and has an entrancing, unique accent that amplifies her sexuality.
And that's just what she earned on her own. Lauren's father comes from old money, and her mother's father was a World War II General. To briefly list her familial benefits: her financial stability was established the minute she left the womb, she has a family dietitian, a personal trainer that comes to the university gym, and a high profile therapist that has known her since thirteen years of age. She's one of those people you conjure in your head when you wonder what the rich would do if they could genetically engineer their children.
I learned all this through our numerous heart-to-hearts walking around campus, discovering new corners (and making out in them), hanging out after a party, or just laying in bed - but
not fucking
. I didn't mind it as much as I normally would, to be honest. I was pretty sure Lauren liked me back. Part of my reasoning had to do with who she was: she was ambitious, gorgeous, genuine, confident, and unusually logical for a girl. She could have had
any
guy she wanted, so why was she spending so much time with me?
I should have recognized how nuts I sounded. Fuck me if I wasn't falling for her like a modern day Romeo. I didn't think I was ready to settle down, but I considered accelerating my maturation process if it meant she'd have been the mother of my children. I was enchanted by her.
Who wouldn't be?
We attended a school with a relatively smaller class size, about 500 per year. It was just the right population to where almost everyone knew almost everyone, but there were always people still to meet. I became a campus rumor very quickly, and I took advantage of it whenever I could. And I did - often. It seemed to me that my social status had risen to the point of garnering the affection of a woman like Lauren.
I looked into her oceanic blue eyes and asked, "Is that what I need to do to prove my masculinity to you: win at drinking games?" I asked facetiously. We were hanging out on my bed in the back corner of my room. I mvoed into the frat Junior year, and my room was the largest. By extension, it was the designated pregame room where anyone looking to party started their night. A whole crowd had gathered in my room, the couch had no vacancy, the floor was occupied, the smell of weed pungent, empty beer bottles stacked on the coffee table, and the latest hits songs played at high volume.
Jordan, one of the brothers standing nearby, overhead our conversation. "Hey, Lauren. If I beat Holmes over here, will you hang out in my bed instead?" Holmes was my pledge name, and it was one of the few that caught on and stuck passed pledging. It's a reference to John Holmes, a porn star from the 70's best known for his legendary endowment.
"You'd need a partner, Jordan. We're playing together," she declared, putting her arm around me. My heart fluttered. Her breast squeezed into my arm a bit through her tight navy crop top. Her jean shorts hugged halfway down her thighs. I wore slim fit blue jeans that night and a plain salmon tee shirt. Jordan donned the classic frat bro outfit of the new decade: Sperry's, cargo shorts, and a polo.
By this point in college, I was done hiding my cock in purely social settings, especially at the frat house. Everyone who would show up there had at least some peripheral knowledge of my confidence crusher. Some had even seen it in the flesh from the numerous requests I got on particularly rowdy nights while partying in the basement.
"So then if we win, me and my partner get to both hang with you in bed?" Jordan was the guy at the frat that talked about sex so much we gave him shit for it, an impressive feat for a fraternity setting. He was a pretty average guy, with an average body, and buzzed black hair. There was nothing I wouldn't do for him back then, though. He was a great friend.. when he wasn't trying to get some ass.
"Is that right?" I asked sarcastically, expecting a no.
Lauren shrugged.
Jordan, not one to waste an opportunity, took a moment to scan the room for a potential teammate and spotted one. "Hey, Beach!" Beach was another pledge name that stuck. I don't even remember his actual name. He's another amazing person, though. He's about 6'1" tall with a lanky yet toned body and buzzed blond hair. Beach is a Civil Engineering major in Air Force ROTC, but somehow he found the time and physical fortitude to get absolutely annihilated at the frat house so frequently it would have even been impressive partying for an Arts major.
Beach did a line off the coffee table, lifted his head up like he'd just woken from a nightmare, inhaled sharply through his nose a couple times, then answered, "Yo!" He wore the same outfit as Jordan, though he chose a different color palette.
"Lauren said she'd let us run train on her if we beat Holmes in pong." Most of the guys in the room immediately turned their attention to this announcement.
Beach's eyes went wide. "Stop. That's not real," Beach replied in disbelief.
I tried to read Lauren for a sign of denial, but all I could see was that she was enjoying the banter. "You really think you can beat me, Jord?" I questioned, trying to be confident. I didn't want to show that I was put off by any of this talk, but Lauren wasn't denying it at all. It got me worried.
"Dude, is that for real?" Beach asked again.
"Lauren?" Jordan looked at her.
"I don't make the rules," she shrugged.
"Holmes get your ass to the basement!!" Beach screamed.
Jordan and Beach skipped out of the room and down the stairs. Lauren and I hopped off the bed and made our way through the small crowd and out to the hallway. The fraternity house was placed in a location conveniently just off the campus property line, but it was still close to both the freshman dorms and the
very few bars in the area. This was doubly excellent, as both freshman and senior girls were close by on any given night.
As we started down the staircase, I assured her, "You know you don't have to go along with Jordan's bullshit, he's just always trying to weasel his way into getting laid."
"You aren't?"
"That's not a fair question. Are you really gonna fuck them if they win?"
"Aww, Lance. Are you jealous?" she teased.
"Yes," I admitted seriously.
"Better not lose, then," she winked at me.
"I don't plan to," I countered strongly.
*
"Alright, best of seven!" Jordan stumbled, hanging onto Beach for temporary support. "Beach, you suck!" Music was blaring in the basement, forcing everyone to scream everything they wanted to say. It was a huge basement that we set up strictly for partying. We had a blacklight system in the dropped ceiling, and we had one of those party lights machines running from the DJ table in the corner where the large speakers sat.
"Fuck you, dude! I hit five cups. I did my part!" Beach retorted drunkenly. The both of them clearly pregamed too hard, as they were crashing after only three games.