At the cabin with my wife cleaning up and cutting trees when the neighbor across the road decided he was going to mow the lawn. Whatever, we know he's just being nosy, and sure enough he rides right down his driveway waving when he sees us. We're not obvious assholes so we wave back.
"Fucker is always being nosy." I say to my wife.
"He's just old and bored." She says as he comes back down the driveway again and again.
Now my wife is a nice person through and through, but I'm not so nice if you irritate me.
"You don't have to make excuses for him." I say as I work. "He's probably just looking at your ass anyway."
"Really?" She asks rolling her eyes at me. "Give me a break."
My wife is five one and a very big girl so she has a lot of ass, but I know that even the big girls get hit on.
"He's old and his old lady probably doesn't put out, so probably."
"You're so bad." She says walking a few steps getting closer the him as she walks to the front yard.
She's constantly bending down picking up stick and stuff out of the gravel driveway, and I watch him as he stares at her trying to be discrete.
"He's still staring at you."
"No he's not."
"Yes he is. Show him your boobs. Make his day." I laugh.
"Oh my God! You're so bad!"
"I didn't tell you to moon him. Just a quick flash, and I bet you he goes back into the house."
"I'm not doing that."
"Why not? He won't do anything. He'll see some titty and go beat off. That's all."
"No way. You should have married someone else if you wanted that to happen."