I'm a 35 years old man, white with a quite small and slim body, I'm very ashamed by the size of my cock but at least it seems to satisfy my wife. I work in IT but am currently looking for a job and broadened my search to any office work due to difficulties in finding one. Regarding this, I have an interview today for a position as office assistant for the vice president of a finance company.
I arrive to the office and I'm asked to wait by the receptionist, she tells me that Sir Vatier will be back in a few minutes and will receive me.
A man, very well dressed, in his fifties arrives and introduces himself as Sir Vatier, the Vice President of credit risk for the company, he asks me to follow him. We both enter his office, sit and start talking about the job offer.
- Good morning Daniel, I'm glad you answered the ads.
- Good morning Sir, I'm glad to.
- We need to someone to assist our vice-president of marketing & sales in all his daily work, sadly he could not join us today. Do you think you could fit in this position?
- Yes sure, do you have more details about the duties?
- He needs someone fully committed to our success, it involves the common secretary work but also specific duties related to marketing, customer & partners relations, stress management... he'll be able to give you more details about this.
- That sounds good.
- OK, I see that you have all the skills we need, what about we take you on a 3-months probationary period? Your salary will be the aligned on our engineers' one since it's a skilled job.
- Wow sir, when do I start?
- What about now? Christine that you have seen earlier will show you Sir Godfroy's office.
- Great! Thanks Sir.
- Welcome on board son.
He calls the receptionist and I follow her to an office in the second floor where she introduces me to Sir Godfroy... That I recognized as Alex, a sort of bully from high school that used to be after me for no reason. He does not seem to recognize me and I introduce myself shyly.
- Good morning Sir, I'm Daniel, Sir Vatier just told me you need an assistant...
He cuts me.
- Hello Dani, yes I need someone.
He pauses a moment and continues.
- Do you have a wife? Kids?
- Yes sir, I have a wife and 2 kids.
- Good. Are you willing to do your best for this company? For this service? For me?
- ... Yes sir, I'll do my best.
- Good, we'll see. Now, just install yourself on the desk over there and start working, you'll see that you received and email with your first instructions.
- Yes sir.
I go to a small desk in the corner of the room, turn on the computer and read the email, it gives more details about the job as follows:
We need an assistant for the vice president of marketing & sales, the work includes all the duties of a secretary as well as more specific ones in team building, stress release and customer care, we'll give you details about these as you'll get accustomed to your new position.
We have a strict code of conduct here and we want our employees to follow them:
- Employees will always address senior staff as "Sir" Or "Madam".
- Employees will entertain all senior staff's demands carefully and diligently.
- Employees will respect the dress code of their service or position.
- Employees will greet their direct manager every mornings as they arrive for work and will ask for the permission to leave when their work day is over.
I read them and find them harsh but for an engineer's salary, I'm willing to make concessions, it will probably not be that hard after all. I go to my new boss and say:
- Sir, I just read the c...
He cuts me again.
- Ok, do you accept them?
- Yes.
- Yes, who?
- Yes... Sir.
- I believed you read them, you must be a little slow. OK, sign this contracts.
He hands me contracts and I start to read them, he cuts me again.
- Hey Dani, I don't have the whole day, you sign or no?
- ... But S.
- There is no "But" with me, if you want the job, you just sign, it's a typical contract.
I take a ball-pen and sign all the contracts, he smiles at me and says:
- Great Dani, I'll have them checked & notarized by our lawyers. Now I want a coffee, get me one at the lunch room on the first floor.
- Yes... Sir.
I go out and find the room after a few minutes searching, I prepare him a coffee and bring it. I knock on the door and hear a light "Enter", when I do, he's on the phone so I hand him his cup.
- Here... Sir.
He ignores me and takes a sip.
- Where is the sugar Dani?
- I did not know... Sir, that you wanted sugar. I'll go add some.
- Next time ask, if you do everything in two times, it'll never work. Off you go, hurry.
I'm a bit shocked by the way he talks to me but proceed again to the lunch area, I come back with his coffee and hand it to him.
- Here... Sir.
...
- That's better, thanks Dani. Now, please open the document I sent you and fix the grammar and spelling, I need it in 20 minutes.
