(This tale is based on an experience a friend of mine claimed to have had many years ago. I'm still not sure if it really happened, but it's a hot fantasy nonetheless. Enjoy.)
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Working the night shift at a convenience store can be a real pain in the ass sometimes, especially when I get those guys showing up one minute after midnight, telling me their watches say it's 11:58 and they want their fucking beer. Or the welfare breeder chicks with their four kids by different fathers who get their brats to buy ten-cent gumballs with a dollar food stamp, then use the change to buy cheap beer.
Yeah, I see all kinds. The rich assholes with their Mercedes who want the professional car wash β "and you
better
not scratch the paint!" β the hot little party girls in their barely-there minis buying breath mints and wine coolers, the shy young girls nervously asking for a package of condoms. I like messing with those, making them show me their identification. Yep, Angela Bates, turned eighteen just three days before . . .
damn
. . . not that you need ID to buy condoms, but a lot of them didn't know that.
One night, a week ago, this one hot little Latina chick came in, all attitude and West Coast style. Tight low-riders that would have popped off her ass if she bent over, and a backless halter that showed off her flat stomach and navel ring. She had naturally dusky skin, and her hair had that glossy wet look, brushed back and hanging all the way to her ass in thick shiny tendrils. She looked to be all of five-foot-three and had a narrow, tight little body. Not much upstairs, but
damn
did she have a nice little ass.
It was about ten p.m. on a Tuesday, and there was no one else in the store at the moment. The girl gave me a bold look from beneath her thick lashes and silver eye shadow as she set down an eighteen-pack of beer on the counter. "And a pack of Lights," she said with just a touch of impatience.
I smirked, looking her over. I knew her game; show enough attitude, make me think she's twenty-one . . . .
"Can I see some ID?" I asked.
The girl huffed, rolling her eyes. "I left it in the car, okay? I'm old enough, dude."
I shrugged. "Go get it," I said, drumming my fingers on the case of beer. "I'll wait."
She huffed and crossed her arms. "I come in here all the time," she said indignantly. "Jesus! Just ring it up, okay?"
I was beginning to enjoy myself, especially since I noticed how pert her firm tits were. Her V-cut top was showing a fair amount of cleavage.
Hmm, A-cups . . .
"Not without ID," I said.
The girl sighed heavily. "Look, you really think I'd just come in here and grab a case of beer if I wasn't old enough? You think I'm that fucking stupid?"
I chuckled. "Stupid? No. Bold . . . definitely," I said. I started to drag the beer toward me. "No ID, no beer."
She stared at me a moment, working her jaw. I could tell she'd already had a few and was borderline ready to give me some typical trashy, self-righteous, self-important tirade about how I was only giving her shit about her age because she was Hispanic and I'm white, and yada, yada, yada . . . .
"What's your name?" she asked belligerently, gesturing with her hands and swiveling her head in that particular way. "No, what's your fucking manager's name? Bet he wouldn't like to hear that you refused service to a
Latina
. I know a lot of people who shop here, and I can get them to fucking . . . fucking
blackout
this placeβ"
I gave the girl an amused look. "You mean, 'boycot?'" I asked.
The girl folded her arms, gave me an exasperated look. "Whatever,
wedo
," she said bitingly.
I stared at her a moment, feeling my ire rise before I forced it down. I really hated girls with attitude. I decided to give a little of it back. "<In case you don't know how to read English, little girl,>" I said in perfect Spanish, and pointed to the name tag pinned to my uniform shirt. "<My name is Chris, and
I am
the
fucking
manager. And according to that sign on the front door, I have the right to refuse service to anyone. So I'm refusing service to you. Have a wonderful night.>"