Felicia Fellatio: License to thrill
Felicia was filled with anxiety as she slowly pulled out of the DMV parking lot in her father's Lexus. This was her sixth road test for her driverâs license. She had taken driving lessons with her father but she couldnât shake the fear and panic whenever she got behind the wheel. Still Felicia was determined to pass this time, she was going to focus on what she had to do & come home with her driver's license. She made sure to look both ways, turn on her right turn signal. When the traffic was clear she turned onto the main road & continued driving. So far so good, she told herself.
Her examiner was a bald, stern looking man who was grossly overweight. The name on his tag said Harold Cobb. She guessed he was in his forties or fifties. Mr. Cobb introduced himself as he sat down in the passenger seat & politely shook Feliciaâs dainty hand. Speaking seemed tedious for him as he wheezed and coughed between sentences. Felicia focused on the directions he gave; she had the route almost memorized anyway since she had taken this exact course in previous road tests as well as speratic driving sessions with her father. Felicia tentatively drove along the road test route but was distracted by Haroldâs labored & heavy breathing.
The tension was thick in the car as it became clear that Felicia needed allot more practice in order to pass her road test. The sound of Harold the examinerâs pen scribbling notes was all that could be heard in the car. They had narrowly avoided several accidents, failed to stop at crosswalks, while parallel parking she drove onto the curb, the list went on and on. Out of the corner of her eye she could see Harold tensing up and occasionally shaking his head in disbelief.
She could feel his beady eyes boring holes into her with every error she made & this had an inevitable snowball effect. Her heart felt heavy & she fought back tears as she realized she would Again fail the driverâs test & once again disappoint her father.
"Turn left at the lights." Harold wheezed.
âBut the Mr. Cobb, isnât the DMV past the lights?â she asked with a puzzled glance.
âDonât worry about where were going Ms. Fellatio, you just concentrate on your driving alright?â Harold snapped.
âSorry Mr. Cobb.â Felicia replied weakly. Her feelings were hurt by Haroldâs harsh tone.
The mood had changed drastically in the car, it had gone from polite optimism to an uncomfortable silence. Haroldâs breathing was now even more audible and labored. The smell of perspiration was thick in the car even with the AC on full blast, it turned Feliciaâs stomach.
many long and tense minutes passed before Felicia recognized the far out of the way area he had led her to. It was the old Stratton bridge road, a popular make out and party spot for teenagers. Felicia had a lump in her throat as she slowly drove down the lonely, well-shaded road. She had only been here once while on a date, when her date exposed himself to her she got out of the car & walked home. Felicia parked the car as instructed & shut off the engine.
"Why are we parked here?" she asked nervously. Looking down to her feet, she could hear his seat belt click and recoil behind the passenger seat. The leather creaked under the strain of the fat manâs weight as he bent toward her.