Authors note: Estrella War is an actual gathering of the Society for Creative Anachronism. (SCA) It happens every year on Valentines Day at Estrella Park, just outside of Phoenix Arizona. On the average Eight to Ten thousand people come from all over the world to fight in this war. We put on armor, take up weapons and step onto a prepared field of battle where we beat each other senseless...all in the name of good fun. There are only three things to do at war, drink, fight, or fuck. If you can't get laid at Estrella War you just haven't had enough to drink.
It was interesting to find out that the Mollo (The Elephant) had women problems.
Mollo continues the tale...
We'd been drinking and carousing when it happened. As we were walking along with our rolling keg, she came rolling out of an encampment. Five and a half feet of mobile sex drive. She slammed into me and pressed me back onto the keg and reached here entire hand into my shirt. Now. I've always been somewhat hairy and the feeling of her hand running through the forest on my chest was, well, it was quite disturbing.