Now why she would decide to sit her ass down next to the bad man, I would never know.
I did not like Amanda, and she knew that - what the hell else did the bitch expect after running her mouth to everybody and their sister about me? Okay - since you insist, let's do the reasonable man shit - ours is a big competitive organisation, and she was only trying to get ahead the same as the rest of the small fish - but none of those fish were stupid enough to try to run me down during peer evaluations, or roll their eyes at my suggestions during brainstorming sessions - and no sane being was stupid enough to park its tight little ass next to me during the Xmas function, having committed al the aforementioned sins.
This bitch did all of those things, and then to add fuel to the fire, she takes her place next to me, while disarmingly fluttering her baby blues, and breathing "Oh, the place is crowded, may I squeeze in next to you?"
You are welcome bitch - I got plenty of squeezing for you...
So now you argue that competition is a part of our day to day existence, and shouldn't be taken personally? Apparently you feel that I should read nothing into the fact that she chose me f all people to sit next to, on this most joyous of occasions?
Well here is my opinion: If you are really pretty - fuck you, and if not - fuck your girlfriend, fuck your wife, fuck your sister, or under extreme circumstances, even your mother if she can still turn heads walking down the road.
There is far too much of this 'all in a day's work' shit going around - if a man is prepared to take you on across a boardroom table, he should be ready to do the same in the street, and as far as bitches are concerned, well let's just say it's a man's world - if it wasn't, they wouldn't need us to look after them, would they? And this one was going to need some looking after by the time I was through with her, that I could guarandamntee....
So here we were, apparently enjoying the 'ambience of a cosy pub-like atmosphere', squeezed together like sardines, nibbling at our cheapest-of-three main course options, and little bitch was actually managing to maintain a very proper one inch gap between us throughout the meal.
I shook my head in disgust. Some people just begged for a good taking down...
Well all good things come to those who take them, and if the evening progressed as per the universal company year end function agenda, we would be at close quarters soon enough...I managed to tone my savage smile down to a polite I-am-really-interested-in-what-is-coming-out-of-your-mouth smile, as I kept her wineglass full. Interested in what's coming out of her pie-hole? You have got to be kidding! More like what will be going into it...
As soon as the scurrying waiters cleared the tables, I resettled, allowing my leg to come firmly to rest against Amanda's. Even if she didn't like it, she had nowhere to go - there was the table in front, a wall behind us, Fat Albert to the right, and me to her left.
To her credit, she did try to adjust, but then she settled down - and thus sealed her fate.
Studying my prey, I could not help but grin - Amanda was perfect to bring the worst out in me.
Had I not known her, she would have reminded my of a scared little rabbit caught in the headlights of a speeding 18-wheeler. She sported a cute little pixie face, haloed by shoulder length blond hair (spiral-permed of course).
Cutie did not have much in the line of breasts - she was far too slender for that - but she did manage a b-cup, and on that chassis, it was enough. I was only too aware of her tight little ass - I had stared at it many an hour sashaying about the office, whilst contemplating all the nastiest ways imaginable to exact some retribution on this bitch.
Of course she was dressed for the occasion - the little minx was sporting a Mrs Santa, or rather, miss Santa, outfit. On anybody else the getup would be considered corny or slutty - on little miss Goody Two Shoes, it looked absolutely fucking adorable.
I could already see the Old Man considering her next promotion - and that without her even sucking his cock - the bitch would have him feeling totally embarrassed for even thinking something so deprived of a lady so chaste.
Well I had no problem with depravity, and that little red miniskirt suit, hat, high heels and fishnets had me sporting the kind of wood, that would intimidate a seasoned logger.
So we sat there, me enjoying the touch of Amanda's almost bare thigh against my jean clad leg, while she was working at improving the faraway look in her eyes, along with the stupid little smile too much alcohol induces in the uninitiated.
My pulse accelerated watching the tables in the middle of the hall being cleared, I knew that the hard partying was about to start.
Almost on cue senior management rose from their table and started doing the obligatory thank-you rounds. If they had a lick of sense they would keep it short and sweet - and then they would take their leave. Why? Social Interaction 101 teaches that all company Xmas parties have one thing in common - once the lights go down and the music comes on, reputations start imploding all over the show - you don't want management there spoiling things, making their name ass, or bearing witness to events...
I made my move while the Old Man and the rest of the Board were doing their rounds at our table. Having shaken his hand, my am continued its decent past the edge of the table, and firmly onto Amanda's wonderfully warm thigh.
The poor little thing was so shocked that she did nothing more than to shoot me a startled glance while shaking the old man's hand. The horny old bastard was of course living dangerously, holding her hand a full second beyond the limit of becoming behaviour, all the while smiling and blushing as if caught staring at his daughter's tits.
And while this was all happening I slipped my hand between those juicy little thighs, spreading them just far enough to let her know who owned them now - and that I would be exploring the treasures hidden beneath the skirt soon enough.
Amanda barely allowed the entourage to depart our table before trying to rip my hand of her leg.
"Jesus Christ what do you think you are doing?" she whispered savagely, trying to dislodge my hand, "get the fuck off me you bastard!"
I just tightened my grip on her leg and smiled - she would be blue by the time hubby got her back.
"It isn't Jesus honey, it's me" I drawled, "And I am going to play with your little pussy until you beg me for release"
It must have been the shock of my brazenness, but she froze for a second or two, which was long enough for me to slip my hand under her skirt and discover that she was wearing stockings, not pantyhose, and that there was a little wisp of cloth covering her pussy which definitely felt silky.
A moment later she had both her hands around my wrist, tugging desperately, but to no avail. While her frantic effort certainly accelerated my pulse past the 150 mark, it was time to calm her down, lest she attract unnecessary attention to us. Collecting a nice handful of silk and quivering flesh, I first closed my fist, and then gave a short, sharp tug. Amanda's eyes instantly turned watery and my raging dick answered with an approving lurch.
"If you don't settle down right now, I will rip your cunt clean out of your body - do you understand?" I was looking deeply into her eyes as I whispered the words, trusting my eyes and wolfish smile to convey the sincerity of my intent.
"Please don't do this to me!" she begged while relaxing her grip on my arm, "I haven't done anything to you - you are going to feel terrible for doing this! Please just let me go - I won't tell anybody!"
"You haven't done anything?" my smile now bordered on downright nasty. "I will feel bad? You won't tell?!" I leaned forward until there was little more than an inch separating our faces, before I spat, "I am already feeling great - and I have barely started on you, so spread your legs slut, and we can discuss your indiscretions for the rest of the night!"