I was asked to write this āstoryā by a āfriendā of mine. Some names have been changed or left out all together to protect the innocent and not so innocent. I hope you enjoy. I wrote from the perspective of āwiseguyā. This story is experimental so please let me know what you think.
First of all, Iām not some cacchio in an empty suite. Iāve got my button. Nor am I some kinda un cacasenno. Iām da real thing, whether you like it or not. My nameās Paul, and last names arenāt really that important. Anyways, as I was saynā. Iām not a prick. I love my wife, dearly, and my kids. But, ya know sometimes a nice pair of cioccie are hard ta pass up. Iām only a man after all! You wanna judge me? Vaā a fare in culo!
I got a call from a friend about some leccacazzi makinā some website about our family. Yeah, I know, thereās a load of websites out there about my family. But, this cacchio was takinā pictures of our wives and children! Faccia di merda! So, after they pop him, they bring me this computer. This busted up heap of fuckinā plastic. I mean, really this thing looked like it had been dragged from one end of Jersey to the other. Since I own a computer they suppose Iām some fuckinā nerd who can find out if that hard on had anythinā else on there. You know, somethinā more incriminating. I donāt know a damn thing about computers. Shit, my 12-year-old has to come turn my damn computer on for me!
I take a paper towel to wipe the shit off of it and noticed a sticker on the side. It was the phone number to some computer store. Some āTecho Blender Companyā. On a whim I call and talk to some nice girl. You know, I told her my PC was in an accident, couldnāt remember if I had bought any warranties, yada yada yada. She told me to bring it in so they can take a look at it. That wasnāt about to happen. Whadever was in there, if anthinā, couldnāt fall into the wrong hands. So I tell her Iād pay double, plus gas if she could have someone come to my house. Told her I was down in my back or whatever. She said somethinā like they usually donāt do that, blah blah blah. I finally got her to agree to send someone out.
It was a Tuesday. I was home alone; kids were at school, and my wife was makinā sure she got her quota of my money spent. I had a big bowl of vanilla ice cream and was watching some old black and white on the tube when the doorbell rang. Of course I check out the window; I see some little Saturn parked in my driveway and a broad at my door. What da fuck?
I open the door and ask, "Need somethinā, miss?" She was wearinā these tight little blue jeans a T-shirt. That shirt was way too big for her.
"Ummm...yeah I donāt think Iām in the right place, but are you the guy who has a broken PC?" I recognized her voice. It was the same broad Iād spoke to on the phone.
"Yeah. You here to look at it?" I asked as I poked my head out of the doorway looking for someone else. Ya know someone other than this fine little piece of ass. "Nobody else wit you?"
"No, just me. As I explained on the phone we donāt do this usually." She said looking a little irritated.
"Oh, well, come on in then." I opened the door more for her and got a nice long look at her ass. I was startinā to feel a little turned on. Her hair was about down to her shoulders, brown and wavy. Really fuckinā sexy. Would āave been sexier if her hair was longer, but it did the trick. She wore glasses and barely had any makeup on. A very big turn on for me. Natural beauty is the best.
She looked around the entrance hall amazed. "This is such a beautiful home. You must make a fortune. Where is your PC located?" She walked past me and I caught a drift of this overpowering wonderful smell. I still donāt know what it was, but it was amazing. The scent of vanilla or clove, god, it filled my mind with these lustful thoughts. She turned around and looked right into my eyes. Those eyes; so calm and blue.
"Itās in my office upstairs." I put my bowl of ice cream in the sink, and started up the stairs. "You qualified to look at it. I mean, no disrespect, but are there a lot of women in this line of work?" I asked, while I unlocked the door to my office without turning to look at her. That smell made me light headed. I didnāt understand what happened. I felt somethinā stirrnā deep within me.