I would tell you my neighbor's wife is a bitch but I hate to be that polite. His name is Larry, she's Sandy. I moved in about two months ago after my divorce. Decent enough neighborhood nothing special. I'm a 45 year old freelance Illustrator/Graphic designer and work at home. My studio and my neighbor's bedroom windows are less than five feet apart. It is early spring and the weather is so great there is no need for airconditioning yet. All the windows are open and what I hear at night coming from my neighbor's window is, to say the least, interesting.
He must be closing in on sixty and if she is a day over twenty five I'll eat my hat. I don't wear hats so that seems a safe bet to me. He's not bad looking, kind of distinguished really. She is a different story. Gorgeous face, blonde hair down to the middle of her back and what a back. Her body is what dreams are made of. The girl is hot and she acts like it.
I have only had opportunity to speak to her on a couple of occasions and she turned a cold shoulder that had icicles hanging from the roofs. I wasn't looking to fuck my neighbor's wife but a friendly hello, now would that have been too much to ask? Common courtesy? Is that too much to ask for? I just got divorced for heaven's sake. The last thing I want now is girl trouble. I don't even bother waving at her when I see her. Some people just aren't friendly and she's one of them.
The other night I was working late, I had a design problem I was trying to work out. I just couldn't get the creative juices flowing. I had just turned the lights out and was reclining on the love seat in my studio. I do some of my best thinking in a peaceful quiet dark atmosphere like this. My view was out my window into the darkness. As my eyes adjusted to the dark, I noticed a dim light coming from my neighbor's open window. Two bodies lay on the bed. It was coming clear as my eyes adjusted that she was on top of him, her head bobbing up and down on him. Then I heard Larry say, "It's no use honey, I'm sorry its just no use." I thought I could just make out her saying, "damn it Larry, damn it."
My thoughts drifted to that gorgeous, I assumed, naked blonde lying less than ten feet away from me who couldn't get her husband hard. No wonder she is such a bitch, married to a man that can't satisfy her. And she must have morals or she would be getting friendlier to me in hopes of getting some. Poor little bitch, all stripped naked and no where to go.
It is about a week later, I'm busy at my computer and I hear the phone ring next door. I stop and pay close attention. I hear it ring often. Sometimes she will answer the phone, apparently near the bed and sometimes she won't. When I hear her voice I listen to see if anything interesting is said. Usually it is just chatty girl talk or I can't hear anything at all. Today I get an earful.
"Hello?" I can just barely hear her. "Oh my gosh, Brad, where are you?" Her voice gets louder.
As the conversation goes on I can tell an old flame is calling, getting back in touch after several years. They spend the next half hour catching up. She doesn't have much to say on the topic of her marriage. Then I heard her say, "No Brad I can't do that, I'm married." Brad is obviously trying to get back in touch in an intimate way. Over and over I hear her say "No, I can't." Then she shocks my pants off. "Well, where are you?" My ears perk up wanting to get every detail that I can. "Yes, I know where it is." The next words out of her mouth send my heart to racing. "Give me thirty minutes, ok?" I hear the phone hang up, I have to hurry.
I don't know what this bitch is up to but I'm sure as hell going to try and find out. I grab my video camera, bag it up and head for the car. I put my stuff in the car and open the garage door and wait to hear her leave. About fifteen minutes later she backs out of her drive and heads down the street. I let her get to the end of the block then I follow. I stay about a block behind her, I don't know how to tail anyone but I really want to see what happens. She drives through our neighborhood and finally gets to a main intersection and pulls out onto the busy street.
She turns right on red but on coming traffic cuts me off! By the time I make the turn she is out of sight. I dart in and out of traffic hoping to see her ahead. No such luck! How could I loose this gorgeous blonde driving, of all things, a 69 white mustang with red stripes down the hood, roof and trunk? I was about to give up and turn back when I saw her change lanes about half a block in front of me, how could I have not seen her! Whew! I am back in the hunt!
I stay as close as I think I can without getting spotted. Finally she makes another right at what I consider a strange place to turn. Has she seen me? Is she turning here to catch me following her? I don't know whether to follow or not. Did I mention that I don't know anything about tailing people? My mind says go straight, by cock says turn right. We turn right, my mind immediately starts cussing me out expecting to see her standing there leaning on her car door waiting for me. She isn't, my cock is right. I catch sight of her making a left turn several streets up.
As I make the same turn it dawns on me where she is heading. One of the side roads ahead turns into a county road that leads out of town. She is taking the back roads out of town. About three miles from town this county road dead-ends at a state highway intersection. No where else she can go from here. I back off and decide I should give her more room and might stand a better chance of not getting caught. My heart is racing as if I'm a high school kid headed for my first date.
As I approach the state highway I see that she is already on it about a quarter of a mile to my right. I make the turn felling I'm giving her plenty of room. There is no way she can see me, unless she is paranoid and watching behind her like a hawk. A beautiful married blonde heading to a secret rendezvous with an old lover, why would she be paranoid?!! I slow down and give her some more room. But as I crest a small hill in the road she is no where in sight. I saw her go up it. Where could she have gone? I speed up hoping to catch up to her. The hill leads into another one so maybe she has already made it over this one too and is just on the other side. I have a vision of running up her tailpipe. Damn it! I don't know what to do! I crest the next hill with my heart in my throat. The lay of the land smoothes out and there are no cars to be seen anywhere, let alone hers. Now my fear of running into her turns into fear of loosing her.
I turn around and look for someplace she could turn off. The only place is an old abandoned farm house. My mind wins this time on the question of pulling into the farm house drive. I pass it by. I stop a few yards past it and look for a place to pull off. Across the road back behind me is a break in the fence and a clump of trees. It looks like a house had been there at one time. There is a concrete slab and the trees had grown around it as if they had been planted there. I whip my car around and head back, what the hell am I doing? I pull my car behind a particularly large tree, park and get out. I take my video camera and start back to the abandoned farm house.
I creep up the driveway hoping that no one can see me. I'm out in the wide open, how can they not see me if they are looking? I make my way to the house as quickly as I can. I sigh a sigh of relief when I get to it without incident. But I still don't see her car. I make my way around the side of the house and peek carefully into the backyard. Still no car. There is a dilapidated barn behind the house but they can't be in there it was about to fall over. Then I notice a path in the overgrowth. It looks like two cars have driven through recently. I follow it.
There they are about fifty yards away! Her car and a strange vehicle I don't recognize. I shoot a few frames from this angle, her car stands out from miles away. The brush is just tall enough along the fence row that I think I can sneak down it without being seen if I scrunch down and move slowly. But if I move to slowly I might miss everything. I toss a coin in my mind, my cock calls "heads" and I hurry down the fence. I am sure you have figured out by now that my mind spends a lot of time pissed off at my cock. I call them "the Cautious and the Brave."
His car is snuggled into a grove of trees with just the tail-end sticking out. I hear laughter as I get closer. The brush around the front of the car gives tons of cover but it blocks the view too. I can crawl right up to the window as thick as this stuff is. He obviously doesn't care about his paint job. I'm close enough now to hear their conversation. It is mostly small talk and catching up stuff. I make my way to a large tree that stands in the brush but gives a perfect shot through the driver's window about twenty feet away. I bring my camera up and start shooting.