I would tell you my neighbor's wife is a bitch but I hate to be that polite. His name is Larry, she's Sandy. I moved in about two months ago after my divorce. Decent enough neighborhood nothing special. I'm a 45 year old freelance Illustrator/Graphic designer and work at home. My studio and my neighbor's bedroom windows are less than five feet apart. It is early spring and the weather is so great there is no need for airconditioning yet. All the windows are open and what I hear at night coming from my neighbor's window is, to say the least, interesting.
He must be closing in on sixty and if she is a day over twenty five I'll eat my hat. I don't wear hats so that seems a safe bet to me. He's not bad looking, kind of distinguished really. She is a different story. Gorgeous face, blonde hair down to the middle of her back and what a back. Her body is what dreams are made of. The girl is hot and she acts like it.
I have only had opportunity to speak to her on a couple of occasions and she turned a cold shoulder that had icicles hanging from the roofs. I wasn't looking to fuck my neighbor's wife but a friendly hello, now would that have been too much to ask? Common courtesy? Is that too much to ask for? I just got divorced for heaven's sake. The last thing I want now is girl trouble. I don't even bother waving at her when I see her. Some people just aren't friendly and she's one of them.
The other night I was working late, I had a design problem I was trying to work out. I just couldn't get the creative juices flowing. I had just turned the lights out and was reclining on the love seat in my studio. I do some of my best thinking in a peaceful quiet dark atmosphere like this. My view was out my window into the darkness. As my eyes adjusted to the dark, I noticed a dim light coming from my neighbor's open window. Two bodies lay on the bed. It was coming clear as my eyes adjusted that she was on top of him, her head bobbing up and down on him. Then I heard Larry say, "It's no use honey, I'm sorry its just no use." I thought I could just make out her saying, "damn it Larry, damn it."
My thoughts drifted to that gorgeous, I assumed, naked blonde lying less than ten feet away from me who couldn't get her husband hard. No wonder she is such a bitch, married to a man that can't satisfy her. And she must have morals or she would be getting friendlier to me in hopes of getting some. Poor little bitch, all stripped naked and no where to go.
It is about a week later, I'm busy at my computer and I hear the phone ring next door. I stop and pay close attention. I hear it ring often. Sometimes she will answer the phone, apparently near the bed and sometimes she won't. When I hear her voice I listen to see if anything interesting is said. Usually it is just chatty girl talk or I can't hear anything at all. Today I get an earful.
"Hello?" I can just barely hear her. "Oh my gosh, Brad, where are you?" Her voice gets louder.
As the conversation goes on I can tell an old flame is calling, getting back in touch after several years. They spend the next half hour catching up. She doesn't have much to say on the topic of her marriage. Then I heard her say, "No Brad I can't do that, I'm married." Brad is obviously trying to get back in touch in an intimate way. Over and over I hear her say "No, I can't." Then she shocks my pants off. "Well, where are you?" My ears perk up wanting to get every detail that I can. "Yes, I know where it is." The next words out of her mouth send my heart to racing. "Give me thirty minutes, ok?" I hear the phone hang up, I have to hurry.
I don't know what this bitch is up to but I'm sure as hell going to try and find out. I grab my video camera, bag it up and head for the car. I put my stuff in the car and open the garage door and wait to hear her leave. About fifteen minutes later she backs out of her drive and heads down the street. I let her get to the end of the block then I follow. I stay about a block behind her, I don't know how to tail anyone but I really want to see what happens. She drives through our neighborhood and finally gets to a main intersection and pulls out onto the busy street.
She turns right on red but on coming traffic cuts me off! By the time I make the turn she is out of sight. I dart in and out of traffic hoping to see her ahead. No such luck! How could I loose this gorgeous blonde driving, of all things, a 69 white mustang with red stripes down the hood, roof and trunk? I was about to give up and turn back when I saw her change lanes about half a block in front of me, how could I have not seen her! Whew! I am back in the hunt!
I stay as close as I think I can without getting spotted. Finally she makes another right at what I consider a strange place to turn. Has she seen me? Is she turning here to catch me following her? I don't know whether to follow or not. Did I mention that I don't know anything about tailing people? My mind says go straight, by cock says turn right. We turn right, my mind immediately starts cussing me out expecting to see her standing there leaning on her car door waiting for me. She isn't, my cock is right. I catch sight of her making a left turn several streets up.