We were in trouble. I was on all fours gasping and bleeding and Mrs. Tran was going to be gangraped. What was I gonna do?
"Parlay!" I yelled.
"Wait?" asked one of the guys, "Did he just quote shit from..."
"What? We fuckin pirates now?" Eightball laughed, "Fuck off!"
I stood in the middle of the room and sincerely apologized to Eightball for his sister and aunt, but explained that I hadn't assfucked his mother, wife, or girlfriend. Weren't many thug/swingers lifestyle rules, but everyone there knew and respected those as understood gentleman's restrictions.
"Yeah, he's right, you can't fuck a man's girl or his mama up the ass!" someone affirmed, "We all know that shit."
I pleaded for exemption saying Mrs. Tran was, um, my girlfriend.
"Awright," Eightball conceded.
And I motioned Mrs. Tran to leave.
"Wait!" Eightball shouted, "If trick really yo bitch? Then fuck her!"