"Jesus Christ!!!" Greg Smith shouted as he served to avoid the woman that had stumbled onto the deserted road in front of him.
His car ran off the road and as he juddered to a halt against a tree he caught his breath. He noticed that he was just before the sign that informed him he was about to enter Sixville, the town where he lived.
He looked back up at the road where the woman was kneeling in the torrent of rain.
Greg grabbed his raincoat and opened his door.
He ran to the woman and covered her with his jacket.
"Are you okay?" He asked, concerned.
"No...autographs..." She slurred, uncomprehendingly.
Greg looked into the bedraggled face and whispered,
"Holy, you're Kristianne Williams!" as he lifted her up and led the stumbling lady to his car.
Unable to force open the dented passenger door he turned to her and cried above the wind,
"Miss Williams, we'll have to get in my side. Kristianne, can you hear me?"
"Latte please..." She mumbled.
Taking that as a 'no', Greg pulled her over his shoulder and headed to the driver's side.
He opened the door and struggled to push the floppy, soaking actress into his vehicle.
"My first time was in a car...." Kristianne murmured.
Greg, paused to take a breath. Though she was light, moving the uncooperative woman was talking a real effort. He took in her words and figured she was probably a bit more focused now, as focused as she was going to get anyway.
"Miss Williams, my name's Greg. Can you tell me if you've taken anything other than alcohol?"
She half-opened her startling blue eyes, pupils dilated and whined,
"Some coke, I think...they were only small lines...very, very small. You're not small though..." She said, as she groped his crotch.
Greg evicted her probing hand and finally settled her into a seat.
"I'm going to take you to a hospital." Said Greg as he willed the car to start.
He had just reversed up the slope and back onto the road when Kristianne patted him on the shoulder and handed him a phone.
"Ring her..." She said as she passed out.
Greg fumbled to work the tiny Japanese device as he drove down the road. He was torn between driving fast and driving safely in this weather.
There was only one number in the phonebook and he dialled it.
"Kristianne?!"
"No my name's Greg Smith. I've found Miss Williams and I'm taking her to Sixville Community Hospital." Greg shouted quickly.
"Wait...She's in Sixville." Greg heard the other woman say to someone else.
"Well, I don't know!" She said, also not to Greg. This time he heard a male voice in the background say,
"The Sixville Cedars Clinic."
"No, get her to Sixville Cedars Clinic." The woman told Greg.
"That's an hour further away!" Greg shouted.
"Please Mr Smith. We need to contain this. Everything is going to be okay. Trust me, check her in with a false name and we'll be there just as soon as we can."
Greg listened to the calm and efficient voice on the line and glad that someone seemed in control.
"Okay."
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"Mr Smith?" Said a gruff voice behind Greg's back.
Greg was shaken from his thoughts and turned around. His eyes widened and he took a step back as he took in the man who had spoken to him. The man was built like a brick shit house. Greg could see his muscles trying to burst from his clothes. He was at least 6" 5 and loomed over Greg. He had a baldhead and a goatee.
This hulk of a man was shoved out of the way by a petite brunette.
"Silly monkey..."She laughed at the bulky giant.
Greg shook her hand when she offered it to him.
"Mr Smith? My name is Penny Redden, Miss Williams' personal assistant. Thank you for looking after her. What name is she checked in under?"
"Umm, I checked her in as my wife.... Zoë Smith."
Penny turned to her companion and said quietly,
"Mr Troy, please go and check on Zoë Smith."
The towering man nodded and began to walk to the nurses' station.
Greg had taken this interlude to check Penny out. Short, but perfectly formed, she had a small pert behind displayed in a tight trouser suit, her waist was thin and her breasts were so full that they were barely contained in her blouse.
"Mr Smith, can we find somewhere to talk?" Penny said, turning back to him, a radiant smile on her lips but Greg could see traces of the concern and anxiousness in her eyes.
"Sure." Replied Greg, taking in her spiky bob and wide crooked smile.
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"So you live in the area?" Penny questioned.
"Yeah, I'm an English teacher at the High School." Greg responded.
"I can't thank you enough for looking after Miss Williams, Greg. I'm sure that she'll be very grateful too.... Listen I hate to bring this up, but I need to get your signature on a few things..." Penny continued, and Greg noticed she blushed lightly, as if embarrassed.
"It's a non-disclosure agreement." She said as she produced an official looking form.
"What? Oh, you think I'd speak to the press?!" Greg cried indignantly.
"Greg, I don't think you would.... You're a good man..." She said, putting a hand on his knee, " but it's my job to look after Kristianne..." Penny explained.
"I agree that she needs help, rather than press intrusion, right now." Greg said as he signed the document.
Just then the door opened and Zoë Smith ran in, crying,
"Greg, are you okay?!"
"I'm fine, not a scratch. The car's had it though." Greg told his wife with a little laugh.
"Don't worry about that. We'll take care of it." Interjected Penny.
Mrs Smith turned to the woman, noticing her for the first time.
"Zoë? I'm Penny Redden. I think your husband's a hero!" Said Penny flashing a winning smile and Zoë beamed at the praise.
"Greg, do you think you could get us all some coffee? I want to chat with Zoë, that okay?" Penny requested sweetly.
"Sure, no problem." Greg said, realising that Zoë would have to sign the legal forms too.
The two women watched as the 32-year-old man walked away. Zoë thought Greg had never looked sexier to her. His wavy brown hair was wet and hung down as it dried and his lightly muscled torso and cute butt were visible under his damp clothing.
"Such a good Samaritan." Penny said aloud, also discretely admiring the handsome man.
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Zoë picked her husband up from the school two days later. He looked at his wife after he kissed her.
She was practically bouncing with contained excitement.
"What's up with you? Something happen at the stables?"
"You have to wait till you get home!" She cried, determined to keep her secret.
"Okay, then...." He breathed, as he shook his head in puzzlement.
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"It's a convertible!!!!" Zoë shouted to Greg as he stood in their drive, staring opened mouthed at the shiny expensive car.
"Wow!" Was all that Greg could say.
Zoë grabbed his hand and pulled him into the house, bouncing up the steps.
As Greg entered the house he gasped. There were flowers everywhere!
"....." He sighed.
"I know!!! Isn't it amazing? They're all from Kristianne Williams! A big Hollywood star sent you flowers!" Zoë said, proud of her husband.
"This is too much, I didn't do anything!" Greg protested.
"Don't be silly." Zoë shouted, giving Greg a playful punch on the arm.
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Two weeks later the events of that night had faded into a bizarre, unreal memory, just as the flowers had wilted and died. They loved the new car but Greg and Zoë had to carry on with their lives and had put their brush with celebrity behind them.
Greg was, therefore, startled when a black limo pulled up to him in the empty parking lot of the school. A door opened slowly and Greg saw the famous red hair of Kristianne Williams before he noticed that much-photographed face.
"Kristiane! Er... I mean Miss Williams...er." He stammered.
"Mr Smith. Call me Kristi...all my friends do." She said huskily. "Please get in."
Greg entered the vehicle nervously. He had never been inside a limo before.
"I'm glad to see you... er... looking better, er Kristi..." He told her, hesitantly.
"Thank you, but let's not mention it again," she said placidly, "You're working late."
"My turn to take detention." He explained.
"I was never very good at school, you know? I had a crush on one of my teachers and couldn't focus on the work. I kept thinking about what I wanted to do to him..." Kristianne said thoughtfully.
"Okay..." Said Greg, noticing that the star's short skirt was riding up her thigh and wondering where this conversation was going.
"What about you?" Kristianne asked.
"Me what?" Greg asked, confused, as the sexy star poured him a glass of wine.
"Any of your students got a crush on you?" She clarified.
"Oh, I don't know...it's a common problem..." Greg babbled before taking a gulp of his wine.
"I bet there are some sexy little vixens amongst your seniors aren't there?" She asked as she sidled next to him.
"Oh! I would never cross that line...there's Zoë ...and it's just wrong, I guess..." He answered, beginning to feel hot around the collar.
Kristianne topped up his glass and stroked his face, before saying,
"So you can resist their hot lithe bodies...?"
"I never even think about anything like that..." Greg answered honestly but his head beginning to heat up.
"What would they know anyway? They are nothing to a real woman, are they? Like me..." Kristianne said as she lifted one of Greg's clammy hands to a huge breast.
His hand rested there, unsure what it was doing before it squeezed it instinctively.
"Whoa..."He gasped.