"Actually, since you're asking, I fucked your tia, Aunt Veronica! Is that so bad? I did it eight times now since the wedding, plus twice before it, including on the wedding day itself when the stripper left me with awful blue balls. I'm pretty sure that I knocked her up, in fact. I also banged her son, Rafael, when he was in drag. Does that upset you? Oh, wait, that's silly to ask, given the ray gun. In my defense, I was drunk with Rafi. That's not all. I also boffed your friend, your bridesmaid, Lola, you know ... a few times, and your other one, Whitney. You know, the black one. I seem to recall you having two bridesmaids named Whitney, which was confusing as fuck," Ernie confessed some of his escapades so far at least.
"Yeah, white Whitney is actually named Whitney Tavington, whereas black Whitney is named Whitney White. No joke. The black Whitney has 'white' for her last name. You can't make this shit up, either! Anyway, I used to get pissed-off for weird-ass reasons, Dan can explain that as one of my exes, but no more of that. I never did let actual extracurricular fun per se upset me too much. I grew up in Chicago among Cubans, Puerto Ricans, Mexicans, etc. I didn't exactly miss the memo that men and women both fuck around. I just got upset when something really important to me didn't happen quite as I planned it," Mireya reminded us as she gave all three of us a deep tongue kiss.
"And your thoughts about me doing Lola ... because she and I have been doing it, probably a hundred times since? Whitney White, that was only seven times afterward, because she got a new boyfriend and seems very faithful to him. But Lola, on the other hand, she didn't let her six or seven boyfriends since then stop her from sleeping with me. I think that they kept catching her, though, because she wasn't exactly discreet about it. Also, Rafi and I ... we've gotten it on another fourteen times before it ... petered out, if you will. You know Rafi ... he always bottoms, too, at least with me," Ernie admitted more as he ate some pepperoni pizza.
"So, are you saying that you have a mistress? Ernie, papi, that's fairly normal and you know it. As I said before, I got that memo about adultery, affairs, cheating, etc. Especially, at the risk of peddling stereotypes, well, I'm Cuban. You're Cuban. You know how it is. Lola's Puerto Rican on her mother's side, Egyptian on her father's, in case you missed that. Coptic Christian, in fact. Tia Veronica is as Cuban as they get, too, of course. Rafi's half-Belgian or something like that, half-Cuban, too. Her husband, my uncle Eduard, has been rotting on Rikers' Island for the past seven months for dealing coke, if that tells you anything. High quality coke, too, from what I've been told.
"Feel free to keep banging her. In fact, she should be added to the group, as should the others if Dan approves of it. She badly needs it, especially with it unlikely that Tio Eduardo will get out of prison anytime soon. She's torn about things, knowing her, including the prospect of divorce. Far from doing me wrong, you did Tia Veronica a lot of good and that helps our family. Now she needs plenty extra dick. The more dick, the better, in fact, just like the rest of us ladies. For tonight, though, let's stick to the five of us, if that's okay with Dan," Mireya proposed, clearly understanding that we five should fluid-bond into a cohesive group first.
"Yeah, for now, I want to fuck your pussy while Jonny takes your ass and Ernie gets another run at Chrissy, this time in her butt. How does that grab you?" I directed Jonny to lie down and he did so.
"Like this?" Mireya lubed up Jonny's cock and bent over so that I could do the same to her culo before she climbed on top of him.
