3. Home (?)
I woke in a hospital. They were evaluating me for a concussion. I'd missed my flight and my head absolutely throbbed. They told me Mari was in jail.
There was a very helpful nurse named Candice. She helped coordinate a delayed flight with my airline, no additional fee required. Shouldn't have been difficult, but you know how airlines are even when their passengers miss planes because they got their fucking heads kicked in. Yes, on top of all her other ... talents, Mari was a martial artist and a good one, she'd fucking roundhouse'd my head several hours into the future.
Good news is, hey, brains are surrounded by bone, my brain might've been surrounded by slightly more bone than usual, and when kicked in the fucking head by a fucking martial fucking artist, the more bone the better. Yay!
Never been so glad to be a bonehead, I thought. Then I got to worrying. Sure, Mari's in jail. For now. But I know how she is, and if she doesn't want to be someplace and can look someone in the eye who can change anything at all, she will end up going wherever she damn well pleases whenever she damn well wants. So, yes, a hospital bed had been nice for the last few hours, but the sooner I got the fuck out of here, the better.
OK, that was a lot of f-bombs for a little more than 2 paragraphs ... I guess I could blame the salty language on the fact that there was an empty bag of fucking saline solution pinned to my arm through an IV, but really, I needed to get the fuck out of here. Awright, 3 paragraphs.
Bag was empty, needle was straight. Bandages clustered my cheeks. Fucking Mari ... yeah, I needed to go. Candice had already printed the revised ticket. All I needed was to get to my rental car, which was near the hotel, which was where my bags were, which was where Mari worked, or used to. And, if she wanted, she probably would again. Fuck. Yeah fine, 4 paragraphs.
I had to assume she would be at the hotel. I called the front desk.
"She's ... unavailable right now," said the woman's voice on the other end of the line. She sounded a little out of sorts but not outright spacey like I thought I might've sounded if under Mari's direct influence. I asked her to ship my bags to the airport nearest my home ASAP ... I could pick them up there later, and could check on them as they traveled. No sense repeating earlier mistakes. Then I deactivated the heart rate monitor, slid the IV needle out nice and easy, wobbled my way out of my hospital bed, retrieved the rest of my clothes from a cubby, traded the hospital johnny for something I could wear in public, and got the fuck (5 paragraphs of f-bombs? I'll stop counting if you will) out of there. As usual, I had a clean paper towel in my pants pocket, a habit picked up when my children were tiny and had the unfortunate habit of spitting up every few hours. That paper towel plus a little direct pressure would make a serviceable, if not exactly sterile, bandage.
Not sure how my clothes were in a cubby in the room, actually ... I didn't think that was hospital SOP, but at least it was convenient.
I caught a cab to the hotel parking lot, picked up my rental, drove to the airport and dropped it off, stepped onto the plane, called Joanna to leave a message that I would be later than expected after the most un-be-frickin-lievable day of my life, and didn't relax until the doors closed and the plane started moving. Then I went to sleep - unconsciousness is not the same as sleep, and I was exhausted after the most incredible day I could've ever imagined. Crossed my fingers to that, literally, before nodding off.
When I woke, I already knew that if I'd been hospitalized, my address and contact info had been exposed at some point, and Mari being Mari, she would know soon enough where I lived. "DAMNit," I mouthed.
My plane landed. My wife picked me up outside Security. We kissed. Hugged hard. Kissed again.
"Your face! What happened?!" she asked.
"Can it wait?" I asked.
"25 minutes home," she said. "Now would be good."
I love Joanna. I told her everything. We were almost home by the time I finished. At a stoplight I saw a bumper sticker on the back of an older economy car that read "Hypnotists Enrapture," a spiral beneath. Joanna got a little hung up on the whole 'boyfriend' angle ... "why would anyone say you were her boyfriend?" she asked.
"She wasn't ... and isn't," I said. "She was just saying that to throw off everyone else."
She looked at me hard. She seemed disappointed, sad, longing for a different present. "Was it just for sex?" she asked.
I could've cried. No it wasn't for sex, and no it wasn't for anything ... it had just happened and there was no actual sex and everything had been out of my control anyway. (I think?) Either way I was concerned that Mari might follow us home, and told Joanna so. Maybe that wasn't the best thing to have confided.
"Why would Mari come after us here?" Joanna asked. Her eyes were wet.
Deep breath. 'Because she's a fucking lunatic,' I wanted to say but didn't, though maybe I should've. Or ... maybe not.
"I don't know," I said instead. My lovely wife was pulling into our driveway. No crazed magical-eyed maniacs awaited us inside. Certain of Joanna's body parts were as in need of warming as was usual in winter when she hadn't had a hot bath before bed, and I was as easily roused as ever. I warmed her, she warmed me in turn, we both came more quickly and synchronously than usual. For my part I came considerably harder than usual, with overtones of sorrow. I spooned her asleep. She rose before I woke.
I got out of bed and found the old grimoire. It'd been months since the last time I looked, but I needed answers that were notably lacking everywhere else - I was getting down to last resorts. What I discovered was as mind-blowing as everything that'd happened yesterday ... until now that book had been less than 200 pages full, its last two thirds blank. Today, 50 pages beyond what had been the last previously inked page, four more were now visible, not all consecutive. The first:
Dearest Roberto,
I don't know how many years it will be before you read this, though I know it will be many. There are no men in my family, not from so many generations of foremothers and sisters, so I have little experience in knowing how to talk with you. So many men have come and been lost to me without having to know them as well as I would've liked - no, loved - to know you, but I am so glad you are who you are, that I helped contribute towards your making, and I hope to help more. You should know that I chose your forefather because he was such a fine man, as fine as any I've known, but you must not seek out his other descendants. They don't know you exist, but would be led to you in sufficient need.
This book is almost all we have together. It will reveal much of what you need to know as you grow in wisdom. Keep learning, feeling, exploring, thinking, empathizing, reflecting. Keep trying to know your world better; it will become better the more you know it.
To begin, there are two sides to magic: light and dark. All you've learned until now is the light, but almost every ward from the light has its counterpart in a spell from the dark. All might fairly be called spells, but the difference between dark and light is whether magic is directed outward for gain or profit or dominance, or inward to protect, often against the same. Most dark spells have complements in a light ward, and vice versa. Knowing one will help you know the other.
Know, too, that as you become strong on one side, you will become more visible to anyone with a sense for magic, especially from the same side, so if you wish others to remain unaware, as you should, you must learn both in equal measure. Be cautious in how you apply the knowledge you gain, and I sense you will gain much indeed, as it can affect the balance of the world and we have only one, which must be shared with so many.
I love you so much,
