Thursday
Yumi Etsuko grew up in the suburbs, but she was more of a city person. She was twenty-five years old, wore her long black hair in layered bangs and owned only three pairs of shoes. She liked banana ice cream, punk music and played the bass. Her singing was better than she would probably admit to herself. She liked to cook, but only in company. She'd never liked Asian food, and she didn't know if that was going against stereotype or not.
She first met April in History 1 at the university. Yumi studied to be an English teacher, but the course requirements demanded that she attended. April had made fun of the professor's glasses and they had both almost been thrown out because they were giggling way too hard at that joke. From then on, the both of them had been close friends, helping each other study and spending afternoons, evenings and nights together, almost always accompanied by April's younger sister, Tess.
Yumi was on her best way to becoming Mrs. Etsuko, and her internship at the local high school had started one month ago. She was still feeling like an impostor when she stood at the "wrong" end of the classroom, but she slowly but surely got the hang of handling a room fool of bored and rebellious teenagers. Luckily, she only had to teach twice a week.
On this particular Thursday, she came home from school pretty exhausted. It wasn't all that easy to make a teenager feel passionate about pretty much anything, much less Ernest Hemingway. What made matters worse was that she hadn't really slept at all well that night. Also, she was starving.
She dropped her bag under the coat hanger, opened the freezer, stared into it for a minute and finally produced a frozen pizza. She read the instructions: "Preheat oven to 340 degrees. Bake for 12 minutes."
The doorbell rang.
God dammit! I've had enough bother for one day.
"I'm coming!"
She put the pizza box on the counter and went for the door. Out in the hallway, there stood her friends April and Tess.
Shouldn't they be studying?
thought Yumi. They were dressed pretty weirdly, too.
"Hey, It's you two, I didn't expect you. Come in!"
"Yumi Etsuko?" asked April.
"Uh... yeah, that's me, silly."
"Override code theta phi 1-A."
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There was an awkward pause.
"What did you say?" asked Yumi, surprised "And what's with the dresses and the hair?"
April and Tess looked at each other. They both had their hair bound back tightly with ponytails at the backs of their heads.
They said nothing.
"Are you going to come in or what? Or do you want to stand there all day being weird as hell?"
Both of them paused, then Tess smiled awkwardly. "Yes, Yumi. We will come in. Sorry."
Yumi let them walk past her into the living room. They looked really strange in those black dresses. They were really nice dresses, but what the hell? Yumi went after them and hurriedly picked up the blanket and extra cushions from the couch.
"Just a minute, let me get that. Sorry. Slept on the couch last night. Weird noises in my bedroom keeping me up. I already called the landlord." Tess and April patiently waited until she had removed the last of the improvised bedclothes and wordlessly sat down. "So.. well, yeah! Do you want something to eat? I was just about to make something for myself, but now you're here, I couldβ"
"No thanks, Yumi. We are not hungry" said Tess.
"Alright. Some drinks, maybe?" Yumi was getting seriously weirded out.
Should I say something? What's wrong with them?
"We would like some water, please. Yumi, might we please have some? Also, I would like to use the restroom."
"Sure. You know where it is. I'll fetch you some water." Tess stood up and left the room wordlessly.
What the fuck?!
Yumi went to the kitchen and filled two glasses with tap water. When she returned to the living room, Tess was also back and Yumi's laptop stood on the coffee table. Yumi started to feel irritated.
"Err, Tess? Were you in my bedroom? Could you please ask before you just take my stuff?" Tess didn't respond. "Tess?"
April got up.
"Seriously, what's wrong with you two? What's with the dresses? Would anyone of you mind letting me in on what the fuck's going on?"
"The dresses are for tomorrow evening Yumi", said April as she came closer. Tess was still working on the laptop.
"Do you like them, Yumi?" she asked.
"I guess they're pretty nice. Not my style though. And not yours as well, I would've thought." April came closer still. Yumi began to feel uncomfortable. She took a step back.
"Err, yeah, um.. I got you some water."
"Thank you, Yumi. That was very nice of you." There was an uncanny lack of emotion in April's voice. This wasn't normal. Yumi began to feel really uneasy.
She raised her voice, and what came out sounded unsteady: "Is this a joke? Seriously, what's wrong with you?!"
"Program ready. Subdue," said Tess.
"Yes, controller," replied April mechanically and lunged forward.