The statue had been due to arrive in Elgin for roughly three weeks. Elgin University had one of the largest museums in the state, and this statue, after a few months of careful study by experts in anthropology and archaeology, had made the cut for their next exhibit. It, along with several other objects would constitute the "Beauty Standards through the Ages" exhibition -- a modern look at historical perspectives on beauty across multiple societies.
The statue itself was separated into two pieces. The lower extremities being a deep, green and black Algorite, and the upper half formed from a pale alabaster. The eyes were inlaid with rubies, and gold jewelry had once adorned its neck and head. All that was left of the adornments were scratch marks from thieves. The jewels, however, were so deeply set as to be irremovable without the right tools. The division between the two was a diagonal slash near the navel, which the anthropologists suggested would have been used to hold a skirt. It stood roughly eight feet tall, its feet rested upon a block of dark Algorite.
On the block, there were three sets of inscriptions, one in Akkadian, one in an unknown language, and one in Elamite -- the archaeologists believed the statue was of Elamite origin. These read out:
"Praises onto you, mighty king Hitah. I, the priestess of Susa dedicate this statue to divine Gilira."
There were only two other statues of that Gilira, one in the Louvre, and one in a private collection. This one, however, was unique in its construction, and in how it had such a find on the base. The unknown language on the back of the statue didn't match the Akkadian or Elamite inscriptions, having significantly more glyphs on it than either of the two.
All this meant that the thing would do more to attract students and professors alike to the exhibit, and all the more to the museum and the university.
Hannah Bowing was a graduate student in Anthropology, and alongside another two students, were granted relatively loose reigns in making this exhibitions work -- all under the supervision of the curator. The statue had to be carefully placed in its climate-controlled box, and left there in perpetual isolation.
The statue was tall, with its hair drawn into an elaborate set of bows and shapes -- like a crown. The woman it represented was fatter than most of the other exhibitions, but wasn't obese by any means. It was unclothed, naturally. The hands were well-formed, the alabaster maintained the soft edges of the fingertips well through the ages. The eyes had a soft kindness in them, and the close-lipped smile maintained the welcoming look of the thing. Its legs were stiff and straight, held tightly together -- they were nearly a foot in diameter each. The ass and the waist were likewise plush, the hands which had carved it apparently took special care to polish and chisel out as much space for it as possible.
Hannah could still see a glimmer of her reflection in the legs, despite the millennia between her and its last cleaning.
Gilira was a fertility goddess, and the statues proportions fit its domain. The breasts were nearly the same size as its head, sans the hair. One hand was held forward into the air -- originally it would have held a cloth, which some archaeologists believed would be drenched in oil, and used in a purification ritual. Oil, water, or whatever fluid one chose, would be saturated into the cloth, than drained back out around the statue's palm, transferring the statue's purity into the liquid.
The other hand was held lower, just beside her right thigh, palm facing up. The symbolism of this hand was not known yet, but the team at Elgin worked tirelessly on it. Sooner or later, some connection would pop up, and it would become clear what the meaning was.
Hannah looked up at the woman before her. She wasn't so foreign at the end of the day. Hannah could almost imagine the life of someone looking up at this statue in that cave, three thousand years ago. What would they have said to it, what would the priests -- or rather priestesses -- said of it.
Her moment of introspection was interrupted by one of her two colleagues bumping into her. She tripped and nearly struck the statue where it stood.
"Davis!!" She yelled, "You need to be more careful. If I didn't move there, you would have knocked me into the statue!"
Davis looked up from his clipboard and began to profusely apologize, "Sorry sorry sorry!! I'll be more careful next time, I'm sorry I've just been so focused on this."
"Well, what's this 'this' that almost cost us this priceless artifact?" Hannah pulled herself from the ground.
Davis held up the clipboard, "We're opening in two months, and we still haven't completed our share of the placards. We need to, y'know. Write stuff. Like now."
Davis was soon flanked by the other member of the trio, one Jane Sorich. One student of gender studies, one student of anthropology, and one art student to make the exhibit truly shine.
"Oh, we'll be fine. I'm just amazed at this work here. All the others are replicas. To think that we've got our hands on something this rare, it's just... it's amazing!" Jane was interrupted by Hannah.
"And terrifying! One wrong move and this will crumble like dust."
"Oh, you don't give the alabaster credit. It's survived thousands of years of clumsy people before us, we'll be fine." Davis was tempted to tap the statue to prove his point, but decided it would be best not to.
"Regardless, Davis, you need to be careful. Maybe back then people paid attention more, no clipboards to focus on."
"Hannah, it's all fine. No one's hurt, and the statue's unharmed. I'm sure old Gilira here is very appreciative of your support though."
Hannah sighed in exacerbation, but decided that pushing this wasn't worth anyone's time. The other two left her to the exhibit, and she continued to peruse around the other statues and tapestries and paintings around the room.
"Beauty standards through the ages..." She murmured, "Just a lot of tits and asses and pretty faces, really." Some part of her was ashamed of all this. They had an archaeological find of the year, which was set to be part of a collection designed by mediocre grad students.
She had to stop herself. They weren't mediocre. Elgin was an excellent university, better than some Ivy League campuses. But she still had to shake that feeling of mediocrity. She wasn't mediocre. Would you call someone at Cornell, someone who got handed the reigns to a museum's newest exhibit, while they were still getting their PhD mediocre? No.