Plundering the Bimbo Kobolds' Booty
Mark Johnson
The milky, pale cave crocodile bit me hard and kept death rolling. I was trapped beneath the water, spinning with the monster. I drowned, the counter running down in the corner of my vision. I gripped my ax, the head glowing with Erotha's enchantment.
I wasn't about to die here.
I slammed my ax head into the creature's snout. I hit it hard. But the damned thing kept its crushing grip on me. I snarled, bubbles bursting from my mouth. The timer came closer and closer to zero. I wasn't about to die like this.
I slammed my ax into its snout, my lungs burning. I had to breathe. I struck it a third time. A fourth. I was about to run out of air. What would happen? Would I pass out? Die? Terror whipped through mas I struck the beast hard, blood spilling from the wound.
It snarled and let me go.
I gasped and kicked hard for the surface. At least, I hoped it was the surface. I broke the water and gasped in air. I sucked in deep lungfuls of air. It was such a sweet thing to taste. I was so glad to enjoy it. I never would take breathing for granted.
"Master!" sobbed Anni. She was nearby, tears spilling down her cheeks. "Oh, Mastery Master, I was so scaredy that you were dying and I would be alone and it would eat me, too!"
The water washed over me from behind. I spun to see the cave crocodile swimming for me, sending waves out ahead of it. An arrow hissed down from the hole in the ceiling, the tip glowing bright with Erotha's enchantment.
The missile struck the crocodile and bounced harmlessly off. It spun into the water as and vanished. The cave croc kept swimming for me, its reptilian eyes focused on me. Blood spilled across its pale snout.
"Master!" hissed from above. Mint dropped down and landed on the crocodile's back. The catgirl bimbo-druid attacked with her claws in a frenzy, using her Wild Kitty Attack.
The crocodile snarled in pain as she tore into its thick hide. A faint glow shone around her body. She must have been strengthened by Erotha's other enchantment. The beast rolled over, dumping Mint into the water.
The crocodile reared. Anni sloshed through the water and swung at the beast. It turned, dodging her blow, and snapped at her. She parried and giggled. She slashed and cut the beast. She left a deep and bloody gash in its neck.
An arrow shot down from the air and took it in the any. Cally cheered as she made a lucky shot. The monster roared in pain, flinching from the attack. It sloshed water everywhere. Mint burst out of the depths, spluttering, her hair bedraggled.
"Icky, nasty, icky water!" she hissed and lunged at it again. She clawed at its throat.
I slammed my ax down on its skull as she tore at its throat. It thrashed in the water, its tail sweeping back and forth. Anni slashed again, hitting it in the side. It rolled over, exposing its belly as it tried to dislodge Mint.
An arrow took it in the stomach. I slammed my ax down into the bottom of its jaw. Blood spurted as the thrashing stopped. It went limp, floating belly up. Mint burst out of the water, spluttering. She threw herself at me.
"Master!" she gasped, climbing up on me to get out of the water. "It's icky, nasty, and all wettie down here."
"It is, Master," said Anni. "It's--" She cut off in a scream.
A second cave crocodile had lunged out of the murky depths and bit her in the midriff. It clamped teeth around her belly where her bikini armor didn't protect her. It lifted her in the air, blood spilling from the wounds.
I roared as the creature crushed my bimbo-warrior and slammed my ax into its back. Blood spurted. I triggered Bimbo Inspiration, the energy bursting from me and washing over the cave. Mint hissed as she leaped off me and attacked the creature, ripping with her claws.
An arrow hissed down, missing Mint and hitting the creature. Pussy juices rained down from above, sizzling on the crocodile's back. Anni screamed, her blood spilling into the water. She was dying fast.
"No!" I roared. "You don't get her! She's
my
bimbo!"
I hacked at the crocodile at the back of the neck, cutting through the milky hide. Blood spurted. I struck bone. More arrows flew down at the creature, burying into its body. Mint left bloody gashes as I drew up my ax and slammed it down hard on the neck.
I snapped through the vertebrae. It thrashed and let Anni go. She stumbled back, blood spilling from her belly. Mint leaped off the crocodile and threw her arms around Anni's neck, legs wrapping around the bimbo-warrior's torso.
Mint kissed Anni, the bimbo-catgirl's ears twitching.
Anni moaned and shuddered. Mint leaped from Anni. The terrible puncture wounds across Anni's stomach slowly closed. The blood stopped flowing. I groaned and sank on the edge of the beach, my leg throbbing.
"Mastery Sir!" Mint gasped a jumped on my lap. She planted a hot, rejuvenating kiss on my lips.
The druidic magic flowed into me and went down to my aching leg, mending the wound. I sighed in relief as the pain started to dissipate. I pulled out my phone, hoping it wasn't ruined by being dunked in the water.
It wasn't even wet.
"Thank god," I groaned and checked it. The phone was working fine. Not only that, but I had gained 6 Magic Crystals, bringing me up to 18. So they were Level 3 monsters. I glanced up at the hole in the ceiling. What a nasty trap we fell into.
"There's no way we're getting out here," I said. "Unless anyone has a rope!"
"I have a dildo, Master!" Erotha said and thrust it down into the hole. "See! See!" Her big tits swayed in her low-cut top. They were about to spill out.
"Lookie, Master, there's a way to go thaty way!" said Anni, pointing off into the water. There was a hint of land and a cave.
"I guess that's the way," I said. "Bitch, come on down. And both of you, too!"
"Who's Bothovu, Master?" Cally asked. "I don't know her! Is she pretty with biggie boobies for me to play with and nipples for my suckly on and a pussy that I can licky all your cummies and pissies out of?"
I sighed as Bitch jumped down. My werewolf doggy paddled to me, her eyes bright. I grabbed her leash out of the water as she nuzzled her face into my crotch. She was a sexy thing, but this damp water with two dead crocs was not the place for that.
"Erotha and Cally, jump through the hole. We're going this way!"
"Ooh, I can do that, Mastery Sir!" Erotha shouted. She jumped down into the water. The cloth of her skimpy outfit clung to her body, the material growing transparent to let her nipples breed through. She thrust her dildo-wand forward. "Here's the dildoy wand you wanted, Master!"
"You keep it," I told her. "You need it for your enchanting. Remember."
"I do member!" She grinned from ear to ear and bounced up and down. Behind her, Cally landed in the pool with such grace, the water hardly rippled.
Bimbo-elves were very grateful.
I led the bimbos across to the other shore, my boots soaked in water. Every step had my socks and fish squishing inside. It was one of the perils of this sort of questing. On, well. No getting around that. I marched out of the other side.
Bitch shook her entire body dry like a werewolf should. Then she sniffed around, her tail wagging over her cute ass. She growled and led us down the tunnel. I followed after, hating how my boots squished with every step. So did Anni's and Cally's. Erotha wore heels and Mint just went barefoot. She looked happier now that we were out of the water.
The glow on our enchanted weapons gave us light as we moved deeper into the dungeon. The cave wandered around, meandering like a drunken stream. The cave led up after a while. Sounds drifted from it. Light danced ahead. Firelight.
We must be getting close to the kobolds.
We started finding old bones and bits of torn hide. It was all foul and rotting. We were walking through their garbage chute. Interesting. Had we found a shortcut into their domain that bypassed their front door? That was an exciting possibility.
We climbed higher, the sounds getting louder. I knew we were in for a fight. Bitch was a noncombatant. I tied her leash around a stalactite. Or a stalagmite. I couldn't remember which one thrust from the floor. It really didn't matter.
"Stay," I told her, a serious look in my eyes. "I mean it. Stay!"
She sat on her haunches and smiled at me. She panted. I petted her between her doggy ears. Her tail thumped against the wall. How could I sell her to the slavers? She was such an adorable pet. I had to keep her. She wasn't like shortstack goblins.
Or shortstack kobolds, really.
We reached the edge of the cave. I whispered to Erotha, "Strengthen me."
"Yesy, Master," she said and thrust her dildo into her pussy. She shuddered there, a big smile on her lips. She pulled it out and rubbed her cunt cream on my arm. I tingled. "Okey-dokey, you're all strongy as a badgerydo."
Badgerydo? Was that a real monster in this world or bimbo speak?
I decided to step out of the cave. I was in a large cavern that had makeshift tents pitched around it with tents about it. This was the kobold home. Not far away, one of the blue-skinned kobold males was happily pumping away at a kobold female on her hands and knees. She was as short as the males with the same raccoon-like ears peeking out of her black hair.
She threw a bored look to the side and stared right at me. She squealed in shock and ripped her pussy off his cock. He snarled at her then turned around. His eyes bulged at the sight of me with my glowing ax in hand.
He screeched loudly as he picked up a spear from the ground and threw it right at me.
Anni stepped in front of me, giggling as she parried the thrown weapon. It shot past my ear and struck the wall behind me. My bimbo-warrior charged forward with her glowing spear, laughing in delight as around the cave, more kobolds appeared.
They were everywhere. "Bimbos!" I shouted, thrusting my ax in the air. "Let's go!"
