I was sleeping soundly when my goddam cell phone rang. It's probably a good thing I didn't reach it on the first grab or I'd have just thrown it. It had been a GOOD dream.
I reached down and got a handful of Doris's hair and gently pulled her off my cock and then fumbled and found the phone.
"Hel....." I started, cleared my throat, and started again.
"Hello," I said.
"Ummmm, hi," a voice said, "is this David?"
"Yes," I said, still not awake enough to say anything cute.
"Ummmmm," the voice said, obviously an older woman, "the David who put that sign up on the bulletin board at the senior center?"
Finally, my mind made the connections.
"Yes," I said, getting into the call now, "no job too small, some jobs too big," I said and then sort of grunted as Doris squirmed around and had me in her mouth again.
"Oh," she said and I heard a little giggle, "well, ummm, my ceiling fan is dead."
I waited.
"Is that something you can take care of?" she finally asked.
"Well," I said, gathering myself together, Doris was actually getting pretty fucking good with her mouth, "that depends. Is it an emergency?"
The voice giggled then, a high-pitched, tinkly sound, making me smile.
"No, it's not an emergency," she said, "but I use it all the time."
"Okay," I said, wanting to end this phone call and concentrate on what Doris was doing, "what's your name and address. I'll run by in a while."
"This is Madonna Robbins," she said, her voice a bit proper, "and my address is," and she read off an address.
"Will you be home this morning?" I asked.
"All morning," she said.
"Okay," I said, "I'll be by in a couple of hours."
I hit "end" and laid back, stroking Doris's hair, enjoying her new skill level.
She took me along very slowly, using her tongue as if she had been doing this all of her life. Each slow stroke as she pulled off, her tongue caressing, almost holding, my cock was a separate blast of pleasure.
"That's right, baby," I said softly, stroking her hair, make it last for both of us.
And she did. Damn, I should hire myself out as a tutor. When she finished me, and I really don't know how long it took, she pulled off quickly and accepted the produce of my oversized prostate gland on her face and in her hair, her hand lightly stroking to keep me going.
Damn, I really should hire myself out as a tutor.
When she laid back I rolled out of bed quickly.
She looked absolutely stunning. Her face was a mask of my semen, with more hanging from her hair.
"Hold that thought, sweet cheeks," I said, "while I go see what my new client wants."
"Really," she said, pouting.
"Yes, really," I said, "business calls. Do you know this Madonna Robbins?"
She smiled at that. "Oh, I know her," she said, "she should be plenty harmless. Just an old widow woman who lives out of town."
I went into the bathroom, brushed my teeth, ran a brush through my hair, peed, and went back to the bed. I bent and kissed her, jumping back before she could grab me, and said "Hold that thought."
In my little car, I keyed the address she had given me into Google Maps and started following the blue line. The line led me north, and then west, into some very pretty country. Right at the base of the first range of mountains was a turn-off and since Dr. Google proudly announced "arrived at your destination" I turned down it. Another half-mile of dirt road, making me wonder about my little sports car's capabilities, there it was. A very nice little ranch with a white frame house, red barn, a couple of outbuildings, a white fenced pasture, and some miscellaneous agricultural-looking equipment scattered about. I'm a creature of the city and really can't say I recognized any of it.
As I pulled up in front of the house a woman walked out on the porch.
I got out of the car and started toward her.
She surprised me with a very high, clear voice when she said, "that's not the kind of truck I expected a handyman to be driving."
I chuckled and said, "I don't claim to be a contractor."
"Well," she said, "come on in."
She was really a tiny woman, barely over 5 feet tall and, if I had to guess, about 90 pounds. She dressed as if it was still the 1950s in one of those full collar angora sweaters, a torpedo bra for her oversized breasts (assuming they were real), toreador pants that I'm sure she called pedal pushers, and very white tennis shoes. I guessed her deep in her 70s although I also thought properly made up she could pass for 50.
In her front room, she turned on the offending ceiling fan and I could hear, immediately, what she was talking about. It worked, but the bearings groaned and anyone at all familiar with anything mechanical knew that it wouldn't be long before it seized up.
"Okay," I said, "there ain't no fixing that. It's definitely repair-by-replacement."
"Where can I get one?" she asked.
"Oh," I said, "no problem. There's a Lowe's in Pueblo. Ace might even have it in Salida. Wanna take a ride and we can see."
"Oh my," she said, "now that is service. Yes, thank you. Give me just a minute."
She headed upstairs and was back in a few seconds, smiling, saying, "ready."
She had a little purse in her hand and her thin hair was caught in a hairband, adding to her lost-in-the-50s-look.
When I had her in the little car, noticing that she knew how to get in, she smiled at me looking oddly young and asked if we could put the top down. So I chuckled, reached over, moved the two little handles, and gave a push.
She actually giggled when I had it down.
"I'm 73," she said, conversationally as I got in the driver's seat, "and it's been decades since I was in a convertible."
I flashed The Grin and said, "well, I'm happy to oblige. Now buckle up."
A Fiat 124 Spyder is kind of a classic sports car, more along the lines of the MG-TC and TDs and occasional Jaguar XK-150s that made it home after World War II than a more sophisticated, powerful speedster like a Corvette. Oh, it'll do 100 on a flat road, but that's about it. But since your butt is only about six inches off the ground, it feels much faster. Similarly, any modern sedan can pull more Gs on a skidpad, but it handled well enough. With that five-speed transmission, dual overhead cams, and an exhaust system that allowed a bit of exhaust burble to join in with the pleasant mechanical sounds from upfront, it's great fun even if not a rational transportation appliance.
It worked on her. As soon as we started moving with the wind blowing her hair she started smiling in what can only be called an ear-to-ear smile. She put on a pair of sunglasses, very heavy framed, something else from the 1950s.