tonight
she's gonna have... a bit of fun."
"Ooooooh, a bit of.... fun?" The energetic blonde leaned in and asked suggestively.
"Just a teensy bit." Abigail crooned, holding up two fingers to make her point, "Nothing too crazy... probably."
"Welllll, my lovely ladies, I wish ya'll two nothing but the utmost best for your night," she laughed, handing out a couple menu's advertising drinks and appetizers, "My name is Trisha, and 'ah will be your server tonight, can I get y'all started with some drinks? Maybe a little something to grease those wheels, huh? Ya'know, my mama always taught me that three drinks is all it takes to turn any old man into a regular Adonis..."
"....you look at him long enough at least!" She chortled, accenting her punchline with an endearing guffaw of a laugh.
"Good lord," Jane giggled, gesturing towards Abigail sheepishly, "I'm happily married, but her.... I don't know Abby, what do you think?
"I'll tell you what girl..." Abigail leaned forward and lowered her voice to a whisper, a conspiratorial streak flashing across her face, "If I don't end this night on my back, I just might explode...."
"....so how about some cocktails! Jane?"
"I don't know about all that girl," Jane cut through the two blonde woman's laughter with a terse smile, "but I'll have a vodka strawberry lemonade."
"Comin' right up cutie," Trisha sang before turning to Abigail, "And you, sweet cheeks?"
"Hmmm..." she lamented, considering her options, "How about a PiΓ±a Colada? I'll play it safe for now."
"Comin' right up ladies!" Trisha announced, writing their orders on a small notepad before stowing it away into a neat apron, "Can I get ya'll started with some appetizers?"
"You kidding girl?" Abigail retorted, "Hell yeah you can."
Jenny's was the unofficial pre-game spot for the entirety of Senville. Basically, just about everyone who wanted to get some good food in their stomach before a night of drinking, gambling, or any other sort of adult fun came to Jenny's. The server's were all women, and they
all
spoke with a stereotypical southern drawl. It was something like a Hooters, the only difference being the waitstaff wore considerably more clothes. So maybe not so much like a Hooters after all, but the spirit was the same, deep down at it's core.
Being a town with a pretty massive and unruly drug scene, the staff regularly dealt with not just drunken misconduct, but also drug induced acts of insanity, debauchery, and just all around rowdiness, so a waitress seeing a table of two normal looking girls so close to sundown on a Saturday night was more than enough to put a genuine smile on her face.
However, unbeknownst to the two friends chatting away with the girl, she had a secret.
That secret being, she didn't actually work there at all. Of course, if one were to enquirer after her to the shift manager on duty, he'd tell you she was a new hire, and god damn it, he had the paperwork to prove it to anyone who'd dare accuse the establishment of any sort of malpractice! Because in Trisha's file nestled comfortably at the front of a drawer in the back office, there was a social security number, a background check, an employment history, a verified residence, and all the typical fare one tends to need when seeking lawful employment.
The only hiccup was... it was all fake. The documents, history, and governmental records alike were all in fact lies. Trisha the waitress, who's real name was actually Sydney Gaetz, was in fact an agent for The Department of Homeland Security. Her current job? Playing an integral part in a joint operation consisting of multiple federal agencies. Her role? The catalyst.
So naturally, while Jane and Abigail sat reminiscing about the old times, and their plans for the night ahead. A line cook in the kitchen was currently in the midst of a most important task, one which required the utmost of secrecy, one for which - unfortunately for him - failure was not an option.
So it was with the shakiest of hands, and the cold, bony fingers of dread clenched tightly around his racing heart that the young man glanced nervously over his shoulder, observing the hustle and bustle of the kitchen behind his back. A busboy was walking towards him, any second now and he'd be mere feet away, he'd have to wait.
Closer... closer... closer... and passed. The busboy was gone, and there was his chance. Casting one last anxious look behind him, he tepidly cracked open a small capsule of white powder and poured it into a bright red beverage, heaving a deep sigh of relief as the task was finally done.
Bursting through the door without so much as a sideways glance at her supposed fellow workers, Trisha the waitress brushed past the young man, deftly snatching the drink from its place in front of him and adding it to a large platter of various beverages already held in her outstretched hand.
Pausing to shoot a suggestive grin at the head cook who's attention she'd caught, she sauntered past and back through the double doors to the dining area from whence she'd came.
One hour later
The two ladies sighed in satisfaction as they looked upon the empty platters on their table. What once contained a healthy serving of mozzerella sticks and Buffalo wings now bore little evidence of anything edible at all, aside from a light dusting of crumbs and the stray dollops of condiments they were fortunate enough to leave behind on the plate rather than down their gullet's.
"I hope ya'll enjoyed your stay with us this evening ladies," Trisha the waitress chirped as she approached them with a reciept and handed Jane back a red debit card, "You two enjoy your night out... I hope you get your wish tonight sis," she added with a coy smile in Abigail's direction.
"Thank you Ma'am!" Abigail giggled with a mock salute, "I'll try my best."
"I don't think you'll have any issues looking like that hun." Trisha said, smirking at her extravagant.
"And YOU!" She continued, turning her attention to Jane, "you remember that husband of yours now girl! Don't get caught up in all this beauty queen's fun!"
"Me?" Jane asked, "I could never! Don't worry girlie, this bodies been closed for business for years now."
"Ain't that the truth!" The blonde girl chirped, "Good for you hun, you two have fun now...."
"...and don't forget to finish that drink of your's Miss Jane," she added before taking their empty plates and trotting off to the kitchen.
"How could I forget," Jane grumbled as Abigail impatiently gestured for her to listen to the departing waitress, "Yeah yeah, I'll finish it"
"Don't forget though!" Jane said, "I. Am. Not. Getting wasted tonight, okay? Tomorrow is Adam and I's anniversary, I promised to save all my drinking for him tomorrow night."
"Oh boooo!" Abigail chortled with a mock scowl, "you don't gotta ruin all my fun, just a few won't hurt."
"Just two" Jane corrected before downing the rest of her bright red drink, "One here, and one at the bar."
"So booooring," Abigail protested, "If this is what the married life looks like, I'm staying single forever."
"Don't forget I'm also your designated driver bitch!" Jane laughed, "Do you wanna die?"
"Oh stop! I live literally five minutes from the bar, and the roads are gonna be SO completely empty by the time we leave." Abigail groaned as the two of them exited their seats and made their way back outside.
"We're not all wild childs like you hun," Jane said, "Drunk drivings one of my big no no's. Plus, I'd still have to drive home after dropping you off."
"You can crash at my place." Abigail shrugged, opening the passenger side door and sitting down gingerly, taking care not to hike up her outfit.
"Oh yeah?" Jane teased, "with you and whatever boy toy you decide to bring home?"
"Heh! Hey babe! You know what they say, the more the merrier," Abigail bit back, stopping short at the look of effrontery on her friend's face, "Calm down, I'm joking. You know I love Adam. Plus, I actually kinda like this whole purity thing you've got going on. It's your whole style, ya know?"
"My style just might be dropping you off at Frank's and heading home to curl up next to my husband for a movie night if you don't play your cards right, Miss Moore."
"You could always have him pick us up, ya know."
Jane's seatbelt clicked into place and the engine roared - or rather groaned - to life, "Again, anniversary tomorrow. Drinking with my loving husband. Remember?"
"How about a little bit of coke then?" Abigail asked, her voice dripping with sarcastic glee.
"Coke?" Jane repeated back, grinning out the side of her mouth in her friend's direction, "That sounds nice actually, maybe I WILL have a Jack and Coke tonight. Diet Coke though. I think I've had too much sugar already tonight."
"That is NOT what I meant, and you know it, bitch," Abigail snorted.
"Ohhh, you meant cocaine?" Jane asked mockingly, "I'm sorry, excuse me for not assuming you'd ask your best friend who's never done a drug a day in her life if she'll snort cocaine in a seedy bar bathroom with you. How silly of me!!" She finished with a hand over her heart.