The Case of the Cum Collectors

"I'm just NOT gonna do it!" Yelled Beth, slamming her palm down on the kitchen table.

Beth, Karen, and Jessie were seated at Mandy's kitchen table drinking coffee when Beth had her outburst.

"What is it? What's the matter, Beth?" Asked Mandy.

"It's Charlie, my husband; he keeps begging me to swallow. He says it will make his orgasm more intense."

"So, what's the problem?" Asked Mandy, "There's usually not that much anyway when a guy comes."

"Yeah, but it tastes nasty," replied Beth with a disgusted look on her face. "I suck his dick but I spit it out."

"Me, too," added Jessie. "My boyfriend, Bill, comes so much I nearly choke on it, and the smell almost makes me wretch."

"Ladies, just take it down your throat and you won't even taste it," suggested Mandy.

"I never suck off David, my husband," said Karen. "I told him he can fuck my arse but I won't suck his dick. "I'd never let him come in my mouth, either."

"Girls, I'm telling you, you're really missing out on something," said Mandy. "If you swallow a guy's load, you can get him to do anything for you; he'll be putty in your hands."

"I told him if he wants me to swallow it, he should eat some of it himself," Beth said.

"Yeah, and Bill likes to come on my tits but he won't lick it off, so I told him I would never eat his cum," added Jessie.

"And I told David if he wants me to suck his dick, he can suck my arse, and he flatly refused," replied Karen.

Mandy listened to her friends complain and finally decided to change the subject.

"Listen, I made a batch of brownies this morning. I want you to try them and tell me what you think of my new recipe."

Each of the women tried the brownies.

"Oh, my God, these are delicious!" Exclaimed Jessie.

"Absolutely," added Karen, "I'd like your recipe."

"Did you put something different in them?" Asked Beth. "They're addictive!"

Mandy waited until each woman had eaten at least one of the brownies and started on a second one before she stunned them with her secret.

"Let me tell you a little secret, girls," she offered. "I'm a cum collector."

The other girls looked at each other and Karen was the first to speak.

"What the hell are you talking about, like, are you a cum slut or something?"

Mandy smiled before she explained.

"No, but you all know I've had several boyfriends lately," she said.

"Yeah, it seems like you can't find the right guy," commented Jessie.

"Or you just can't get enough dick," giggled Beth.

"As it turns out," explained Mandy, "I've had a different guy spend the night for three weeks. I wake them up with a morning blow job, fuck them right before dinner and I give them a hand job at night."

"Are you oversexed or something?" Asked Karen.

"No, but what I do is, every time when the guy comes, I collect it in a small glass and I store it in the refrigerator. I add each guy's semen to the last one's in the glass."

"Holy shit!" Laughed Jessie, "What do you do, drink it? That's gross!"

"No...I use some of it to make brownies," Mandy answered with a smile.

"What the fuck!" Yelled Beth. "You're feeding us guys' cum?"

"That's disgusting," added Karen as she dropped her browning on a plate.

"Why would you do that to us?" Asked Jessie.

"Girls, cum is the magic potion. When you get home after eating those cum filled brownies, you're gonna want to suck off somebody and taste their cum and you will be glad you did."

"You're sick, Mandy," said Beth.

"AND, girls, I've discovered that if you mix some semen with honey, it has an odd taste and smell that entices a man and he'll lick it off of you no matter where you put it. Then when you tell them it had cum in it, he'll be more receptive to eating his own."

The girls were all silent for a minute or two, and then...

"Do you have any left in your refrigerator?" Asked Karen.

"Enough to share with us?" Asked Jessie.

"If I saved Charlie's cum, he'd love it, but I have a better idea," said Beth.

Karen took the glass from the refrigerator with what semen she had left from her sex with her dates, and she poured some into shot glasses for Karen and Jessie.

Later that week, the girls reconvened in Mandy's kitchen.

"Well, how did things go after you had the brownies?" She asked.

Jessie was the first to spill her news.

"I warmed some honey with that cum and spread it on my tits. I told Bill if he would lick it off, I would suck him off and swallow."

"And...?" Asked Mandy.

"He really got into it, and by the time he was done licking and sucking my tits I had two orgasms.

"So, did you suck him off and swallow his load?" Karen asked.

"No! That's the best part; he was so horny he fucked me, but he pulled out and came all over my tits and then licked and sucked me clean. I came again, twice."

"So, that was a win-win for both of you," said Mandy.

"And wait until you hear what I did with David," added Karen. "I spread some of that mix of honey and cum in the crack of my bum and convinced him to lick me clean. He loved it and he gave my arse a good pounding and then shot his load in between my butt cheeks."

"But isn't that what you said he always does?" Mandy asked.

"Yes, but THIS time he got down and licked it all up while I frigged myself. It was glorious!"

Beth was quiet while the other girls told of their sex sessions, so Mandy asked her if she had tried anything with Charlie.

"Charlie likes to be teased, so I told him I would do everything he likes if he would let me tie him down. He did, of course. I sucked his cock and teased him, but then I rode his cock until he came inside me. I had the perfect opportunity, so I sat on his face and he ate me out, cum and all. Begrudgingly at first, but then he really got into it. I came twice in his mouth."

Mandy sipped her coffee and sternly addressed the girls.

"You ate the cum spiked brownies but nobody swallowed any cum?

Beth: "I sucked off Charlie this morning before he went to work and swallowed. He's taking me shopping for new clothes tonight."

Jessie: "I go by Bill's job site at lunch time and suck him off. He comes so much I swallow some but I save some in a plastic bag. At night, he licks the rest off my tits."

Karen: "David likes to watch me wank him and save it in a glass and then drink it. He gets really hard and we have a good fuck."

"Well, welcome to the cum collector's club, ladies," laughed Mandy.

"Mandy," asked Karen, "Have you a brownie recipe to entice a man to eat us out?"