Somewhere Over the Rainbow...

Wishing and wishing upon a star

Tired of mind control that doesn't work most times for most people, wishing and wishing upon a star? Don't fret because now science can create the perfect love formula to make your romantic dreams come true.

Ah, if only there was such a thing as a witch's love spell or a wizard's love potion that would work on the person of your dreams. How easy would that be to finally get the one who you love? Sure, it's not fair that you tricked someone into falling in love with you like that, yet, what if there was such a thing? Would you suspend your ability of disbelief to believe that it would and that it could work to make the one you want love you? I would if I was in love enough and desperate enough for the love of my fantasy to love me. How about you? Would you try it? How much would you pay for such a witch's brew or wizard's talisman?

Or are you of the mindset that you believe that witches and wizards exist as much as dragons and a free meal exist? There's no such thing, you say. Hogwash. Yet, love is blind, you know, and that is half the battle.

If you don't believe in witches and wizards, do you believe that with the help of modern technology, you can bridge the gap of love with science? Or do you think it is all a ruse? And do you more believe in the lyrics of Diana Ross's song, You Can't Hurry Love?

"You can't hurry love. No, you just have to wait. She said love don't come easy. It's a game of give and take. You can't hurry love. No, you just have to wait. You got to trust, give it time, no matter how long it takes."

Shades of Frankenstein but better, for there are red hearts, sweet violins, and fragrant roses at the end of this monstrous undertaking. She loves me. She loves me not. Only there is a moral dilemma to winning the love of someone through science. Nonetheless, if Cryonics, cloning, stem cell research, test tube babies, facelifts, breast implants, steroids and human growth hormones don't bother you, then why should the science of love put you off? It is just programmed research to your benefit after all.

Yes, I know, poor pitiful you, there is always someone to pee on your party, isn't there? There is always someone who will take the fun out of a free balloon, a free pen, and a wad of cash found in the snow attached only by the frozen hand of the elderly dead gentleman or lady who vowed to take it with him or her in death. What a dilemma? What would you do? Would you call the police or take the cash and leave? Yet, that's for another time in another story.

"I don't think it right to fool with love and tamper with another's emotions," said Edna wearing her hair so tightly pulled back that it gave her a permanent strained smile. Her collar was so tightly closed around her neck to deny anyone a down blouse view of her prune like tits that you wished she would just choke and die. "I believe in fate, kismet, and if it was meant to happen, then it will happen," she said while adjusting the stick up her ass before heading home alone to eat ice cream and watch Gilligan Island reruns with her cat, Mr. Clean.

What if I told you that by genetically altering the genes of a cat and a rat, we could make them live harmoniously with one another? Strange science, but most would believe that it is true because we have the scientific ability to do that today in the lab. Dr. Jeckyl can no longer hide Mr. Hyde. His existence is only a mind altering chemical cocktail away today. Those who have tried it, as a way to escape the drudgery and dreariness of life have not lived to see another day.

Yet, we are humans, so much more than mere cats and rats. We are rational, thinking, superior beings who can feel and who can love. We deserve better than being the guinea pig of a mad scientific experiment that explores our emotions to the core and that can alter not only our ability to love but also who, when, and where we love. How dare we tamper with chance, fate, and kismet?

Yet, c'mon, be honest, how many of you would pay good money for information, secret scientific studies, on how you can win that gal or guy you have been lusting and longing over? If you would willingly pay, how much would you pay to hand pick the one to love? Well, that depends on two things, your personal finances and how much you want that gal or guy.

Do you think it possible to win someone's affection just by information? Skeptical? Maybe you would believe if suddenly, your pre-written and memorized responses not only captured their attention but also their heart. Shades of trickery and deception, but for a good cause, your eternal happiness and hopefully marital bliss may change how you think about science when making your romance and love matches instead of allowing it to chance, fate, and kismet.

No longer do you have to hope that if it was meant to happen, it will happen because science will make it happen. Only, no one must know. We don't want someone else using science against you to make you love them, now do we? Egad, how awful would that be for your fated romantic inclination to be used against you? That would backfire on you and ruin everything, now wouldn't it? Although unproven, I wonder if one scientific study would cancel out the other scientific study when used against one another. Interesting. Or maybe, in a reversal of effects, it would be your perfect match, your soul mate. Now, that is something that I will have to research some at the computer lab tonight.

But, in the meantime...by the way, although this is a guaranteed process, read the fine print. There are no refunds. Sorry.

To be continued...