I was startled when Fred came into my office unannounced. âFred, what is it?â I said, standing up, trying to mask my irritation.
âSir, I donât know quite how to say this,â he stammered, blushing, clearly flustered. This was entirely out of character; he was usually loud and blustery, full of bad jokes he cribbed from television.
âWell, spit it out, Fred,â I said. âIâve got a lot of work to do.â
âOkay,â he said, staring at his feet. âYour assistant, sheâs . . . Iâm sorry.â He broke off.
âShelia,â I said. âWhat about Shelia?â
âI donât know. . . .â He began to sputter, and then finally he said flatly, âWell, sir, sheâs sitting at her desk, fellating one of her shoes.â He sighed heavily.
âWhat do you mean, fellating?â I asked. It would be just like him to use the word wrong.
âI mean, sheâs got one of her shoes off and she licking and sucking the heel,â Fred said hurriedly. âAnd sheâs not being discreet about it either. Itâs freaking us all out. I was talking on the phone to some of the big boys at the home office and I couldnât hardly pay attention to what I was saying. They must think Iâm a total idiot.â
They wouldnât be the first, I thought, as I strode around my desk to go out on the floor and see just what the hell was happening. But when I stepped outside my office, I couldnât believe what I saw. Sure enough, Shelia was sitting in her cubicle giving the heel of her shoe what by all appearances looked like a slow, seductive blow job. She was licking the leather on the three-inch heel, fingering its ankle strap, and occasionally pressing her nose against the sole, breathing deeply and moaning softly before resuming her sucking. Already the shoe glistened in the officeâs fluorescent light. And that wasnât all. Her tight-fitting shirt had worked out of her skirt, and one of her hands had wondered up underneath it. She was rubbing her breasts under her blouse, and it looked as though she were about to she might start masturbating freely at any moment. Clearly Shelia had suddenly lost her mind. Some of the other boys were looking at me from their cubicles with looks of horror on their faces, terrified by this eruption of apparently perverse sexuality right in their midst.
I knew I had to do something quickly. âShelia,â I said, and she looked up lazily at me, her head lolling, the shoe dangling from her hand. She didnât stop touching her breast; she just smiled lasciviously at me.
âYeah?â she slurred. This wasnât like her. Usually she kept up the professional etiquette to the utmost, referring to me unerringly as Mr. Hoyt.
âCome into my office, immediately,â I said. I stood and watched as she stood up and limped toward my office, delicately balancing herself on a tip-toe whenever she took a step with her unshod foot. She held the shoe aloft in one hand, and used her free hand to touch her hair and her face, which had become quite flushed.
I closed the door to my office and sat down behind my desk. Shelia didnât. She stood in a natural contrapposto fashioned by her missing shoe, which emphasized the admittedly delicious curves of her hips and her ass. My assistant has a sweet ass: Itâs true, and thereâs no reason why I shouldnât confess this. I donât let it compromise my professionalism, but I do relish those occasions where her punctual and fastidious attention to her work warrants me giving her a congratulatory pat on her backside. She always smiles warmly at these friendly compliments, which makes me suspect she enjoys them even more than I do. I think she loves to know that sheâs doing a great job.
But now she was sucking the heel of her shoe again and moaning, and she was caressing that sweet ass of hers, warming it with her palm as she licked the bottom of the show. I was so stunned, so absorbed by the slight pivoting of her hips, that it took me a few moments to say something. âShelia, my God, what in the hell are you doing?â
She just nodded. âI love it. I could lick on it forever. It tastes just like pistachio.â
âYouâre licking a shoe!â I exclaimed.
âMmm-hmm,â she moaned, continuing.
âAnd youâre at work,â I said, âand this is just not very professional.â I found myself stiffening in my pants as I watched her, and this made me squirm a little bit. I didnât like it when my underlings assumed that kind of power over me, the power to turn me on and make me hard.
âI know,â she said, pulling the shoe out of her mouth. âI just got this sudden craving, I donât know why.â She sat on the edge of my desk and undid the ankle strap of her other shoe. She took it off and offered it to me. âYou want some?â she asked.
I took the shoe away from her. Who knows what she would do next with it. I imagined her lifting up her skirt and inserting it inside her. Already she was stroking the nylon between her thighs languorously, lost in some strange daydream of passion. She closed her eyes and moaned ecstatically, so loud I was afraid some of the boys on the floor might hear.