I'd known my boss's son, Kyle, for a long timeâI remembered when he was a young teen and used to intern in the office during the summer when school was out. He was a pleasant young man. His fiancĂŠe I distrusted on sight, and nothing she did afterward altered my opinion of her. She was a pretty little thingâfair, with a sprinkling of freckles, curly brown hair cut in a sort of mullet, and blue eyes. Her name was Kymillaâyes, K-y-m-i-l-l-a. Before she'd been there an hour she managed to make it known it was spelled that way. She was wearing one of these two-piece dresses where the skirt rides so low on the hips it looks like it's about to fall off, with her cute little bisque-colored tummy showing between it and the top. Hey, I'm not petty. I swear that I did not dislike her because she could sit relaxed in that outfit and not have to consciously suck in her gut. She provided plenty other reasons as the morning wore on.
I had really expected Kyle and Kymilla to stay for a few minutes, maybe have a Coke, then turn around and leave, so they could accomplish their original mission, which was to meet Kymilla's parents in Tallahassee. That was why my boss had sent me the project she wanted me to begin working onâshe figured they could just drop it off and be on their merry way. I think she must have envisioned my campsite as one of those places you see right off the Interstate, like a KOA campground or Jellystone Park. As it was, the kids had to ask for directions to the campsite when they were in Munson. Melea, who was the nearest thing to a leader in our group, thought that as long as they had gone to all this trouble, they should hang around and have lunch. God knows whyâI wasn't in favor of it at all. I did not want Sophia's kid hanging about crimping my style.
I should say in all fairness that I don't think the girl was expecting to find herself this deep in the woods. But she had luggage with herâshe could have looked through it and found some jeans to change into. She did not have to sit around in her white gauze dress and little cream linen espadrilles, trying to avoid picking up dirt. But what really got me was that twice she wanted to use the restroom and she made Kyle drive her into Munson. Each time this happened, I prayed they would not come back. Further, she smoked Capris and dropped the butts on the ground. Karen brought her an empty soft drink can to use as an ashtray, but half the time she forgot to use it.
All right, I did find it annoying that she sat there like Scarlett fucking O'Hara at the Twelve Oaks picnic, with the young guys buzzing around her like fruit flies around a banana peel. Especially as Jesse was one of the guys who was buzzing. True, I hadn't expected anything from him beyond this weekend. But I was anticipating the
whole
weekend, damn it! I wished that young Kyle had a bit more of a commanding presenceâhere were all these guys hanging around his girl, and he was just putting up with it. Was he that secure in the relationship or was he just being wimpy?
At one point, when I got what I thought was a minute alone with Jesse, I said, "You know, she
is
engaged."
"Yeah, and we aren't," Jesse retorted. "Geezâone night and you're telling me who I can talk to?"
"I'm not doing anything of the sort. But you might consider that if something makes Kyle unhappy, it'll make his mother, whom I work for, unhappy, and if she's unhappy, she'll do her damnedest to see that
I'm
unhappy. You can talk to anyone you want, sweetie. Just don't be surprised if you find yourself falling between two stools later on."
"What's that supposed to mean?"
Before I could answer, fifteen-year-old Jamie Travis, who was absorbed in a Gameboy in indifference to the non-electronic spirit of the weekend, piped up. "She means," he said, busily manipulating buttons with his thumbs, "that you might find yourself sleeping alone tonight after Miss Kymilla has gone and Miss EsmĂŠ is sufficiently pissed at you. I believe it's a British expression."
"Jamie!" said his mother. "Remember we talked about boundaries and appropriateness? That was not your conversation."
The boy flushed. "Sorry, Miss EsmĂŠ," he said. "It was none of my business. I'm sorry I listened in."
"'s all right," I said, unable to help smiling a little. Without looking at Jesse, I went to the tent and got my surf booties. As I made my way down to the creek, Mike DeCastro, who had gotten his guitar out and was just noodling around, started strumming the chords that just about everyone who hasn't been living in a cave recognizes as the theme song fromâwouldn't you just know?
The Young and the Restless.
I waded into the creek and splashed cold water over my head and my burning face. When I came back up, Jesse was still in the group of young people surrounding Kymilla. I got a bunch of grapes and a novel out of my car and sat down in a camp chair near the edge of the creek bank to read.
If Kymilla had stuck to the type she'd been playing when she arrived, things might have turned out differently. But it had apparently come out in conversation that she played softballâand was a pitcher, at that. To me, this did not computeâjudging from her demeanor in camp, I couldn't imagine her in a million years sliding into a base when her team was at bat. In the absence of a ball, she demonstrated her aim by throwing empty cans at a half-submerged tree in the middle of the creek. But the wind blew them off-course, and they fell in the creek and floated downstream.
Melea frowned at her. "We do
not
do that," she said. "In all the years we have been coming here, we have taken pride in seeing that this campsite was in better condition when we left than it was when we arrived. Please don't throw any more cans in the water."
Kymilla shrugged charmingly. "Sorry," she said. "I can't do anything about the wind. I need something with a bit more weight to it." And before we could say anything else, she picked up an empty beer bottle and tossed it. This time she hit her mark. The bottle landed in a tangle of dead branches.
I gave Kyle a dirty look.
Why aren't you keeping this child in order?
"Kymilla," I said severely, "since your future mother-in-law has seen fit to use you to deliver something to me, even though I asked her not to, I am in a way responsible for your presence and your conduct. We are asking you nicely to not litter. We're not asking very much. I believe we have some horseshoesâyou want to show off your mad pitching skillz, you can play with those."
Some of the guys set up the horseshoes, and the situation was defused, or it seemed to be. I went back to my chair and my book.
The trouble with reading in the sun is that the light bounces off the white page and right into your eyes. Every now and then I had to raise my eyes from the book and rest them by looking at something else. Out on the creek, the sun danced over the water. I thought what I saw next was the light from the book and the water affecting my vision.