I always assumed that if a bolt from the blue struck me, it would be the end of me. I didn't think it would be the beginning of this. You see, I was a fairly average guy. Mid 30's, married, 3 kids, house in the suburbs. Getting a little round in the middle, getting a little thin on top. Living the honest American life, and bored to near insanity with it.
I had an office job. Boring as dirt, though some of the eye candy in the office made it worth going in. I went to night school too (more eye candy). Trying to dig myself out of the dead end job I was sitting in. Married to a gorgeous woman, well, an attractive one. My wife, Karen, is beautiful, but 3 kids and 50lbs later, she's "attractive." That's like gorgeous, but fluffier. Though all of those factors made her already amazing rack ridiculous (and MOSTLY gravity resistant, to which I am very grateful). Sex was going downhill though. We didn't have much during the 10 year period we were having children, though that got better once we decided we were done with that. The problem was that as the frequency started to re-approach pre-child levels, my wife got less and less... creative. In fact, I could tell you how sex was going to go that night, down to the minute, at breakfast that morning. I tried to spice things up a bit, and she was mostly up for it, it just never seemed to stick. I ended up spending most our time in bed together picturing her at 20 and trying hard to get off (the kids stretched her out quite a bit too).
It was into this completely non-extraordinary situation, that something extraordinary happened.
It was about 9pm on a normal Friday night. Karen was working the night shift. She's a nurse. The kids were in bed, and I was paying some bills. I realized I hadn't checked the mail when I got home from work. I went outside and walked out to the mailbox. Pulled out a few envelopes, nothing important, and began to walk back to the house when I heard a sound, a gentle whistle, above me.
I looked up. It was a clear night, and I saw lots of stars, but then I noticed something else. A light, a slightly red one, was growing. Then I realized, it wasn't getting bigger, it was getting closer! I ran for the house, but I didn't make it.
I didn't look back to see what actually was falling as I ran, and when I did later, there was just a scorch mark about the size of a baseball on the driveway. I got knocked off my feet and thrown into the garage door by the impact. I think I lost consciousness for a bit, and the last thing I remember before blacking out was the glowing light filling my mind with red.
I woke up. It turns out it was only a few minutes. None of my neighbors came out to check on the loud noise (thanks folks), and whatever came down was either taken, or gone. I stood up, and except for a bit of a fading headache and some very rattled nerves, I was fine. I checked the scorch mark on the driveway, and went back inside. I sat down at the desk and collected myself. My heart was going a mile a minute. I was shaking and in a cold sweat. I took a drink of water, closed my eyes, took a deep breath, and tried to calm down. After a few minutes, I managed to slow my heart and breathing back down to a reasonable level. That's when I started to feel it.
I was horny. Really horny. Ridiculously so in fact. All I wanted to do at that point was to have my cock buried deep inside my wife. Or to be honest, any woman would have done at that moment. I clicked open a porn site on my computer, found a video of two girls going at it, whipped it out and went to town.
Holy Hell! I was amazed at how sensitive my dick was. It was like every stroke was pure pleasure. It was taking a long time too. The video was about 15 minutes and I had to restart it twice. I could usually get myself off pretty quick, but not right now. When I finally got off, I exploded! Cum fired everywhere! I had never seen it go off like that. After I finished and caught my breath, I got up to get a towel and clean up the mess I made. That's when I noticed something that hadn't clicked in my head while jacking off.
My slowly deflating dick smacked against the side of my leg as I got up. Now, I wasn't anything to be ashamed of, but I wasn't "well hung" by any stretch of the imagination. Looking down at my now flaccid member however, told a different story. It was huge! Easily 8-9 inches long flaccid and by the look of it, fairly thick too. I ran into the bathroom to get a look in the mirror.
I will admit it. I spent about 10 minutes admiring my new, suddenly porn stud plus sized cock. I worked it to try and get it hard again, which would normally have taken a bit in my previous state, after cumming so recently, but it came straight to life. My God! It was huge! A good 11 inches long and as thick as my wrist! I stared in shocked silence for a while before wondering if I was going through any other changes. I took my clothes off and looked in the mirror.
Nope. Still pudgy. Still balding. I ran my fingers through the thinning bristles on the top of my head. "I wish this had thickened up too." That's when I saw it. My hand on top of my head started to glow a slight red color, similar to the light from the sky. I pulled it away from my head and looked at it. The light faded almost instantly. My head felt strange. I looked in the mirror, and where my hand had been touching, I had hair. Not just the strings I had left over, but thick, healthy hair! I looked at my hand, and back at the mirror again and thought hard to myself, "I want my hair back."
I ran my hands over my entire head. They started to glow immediately. After a few seconds, it happened. My hair grew back. All of it. Thick and healthy. I was in shock. I had started to lose my hair at 22, now here I am with a full head of it! I wondered if I could fix other parts of myself.
Twenty minutes later I walked out of the bathroom. I was an Adonis. Not an ounce of excess body fat. Muscles from head to toe tuned to perfection and sculpted to be as attractive as possible. If there had been a woman in that room when I walked in, any woman, they would have begged me for my cock. I was amazing!
The phone rang. I jumped, not expecting any noise. I ran over and answered. It was Karen. It was a slow night and they cut her, so she was coming home now. I tried to mask my excitement, and told her I'd see her in about 20 minutes. Now, I had to get ready.
Karen came in through the garage. When she walked into the living room I was sitting at the computer. I had turned off all but the desk light and had on my baggiest sweat shirt and pants. I was wearing a ball cap backwards. "Jason, what's that mark on the driveway?" she asked, "and why are you sitting in the dark?"
I started to tell her the story about the light. I told her up until I came back into the house. "Then something happened." I said. "I wanted to make sure you heard my voice and were 100% certain it was me before I showed you. It's going to be a bit shocking." I turned to face her fully and stood up. I flipped the light switch on and removed the ball cap. When I heard her gasp I took this as a cue to continue, and removed my shirt as well.
Karen dropped her bag on the ground and backed up. I took half a tentative step forward and said, "Calm down. It's me. I swear."