You can't believe the ridiculous attire. Black patent platform Mary Janes clomp-clomp-clomping along the gray sidewalk. Shiny white latex stockings make your legs gleam. Above, a band of thigh is bared, showing an unaccustomed hint of tan. Worst of all is the micro-miniskirt, offensive and probably even illegal, in a fake-innocent gingham print, with some poor plush teddy pinned to the hip for added insult.
Your ass, needless to say, is bare beneath. And the stupid micromini won't even try to cover all of it. The air is crisp on the backs of your thighs where they meet the curves of your bum. But you just have to grin and bear it. You can't help, either, the way your bum waggles, shoehorned as you are in those ludicrous wedge platform heels. Never would you choose to go out like this, or even try on these shameful clothes. The very idea is ridiculous. But you cannot turn away, you cannot hide, you must keep tottering along, you must go with the program.
"Be provocative!" a voice cries inside your mind--male, vaguely English, with a mocking, chipper falsetto. The phrase is foolish yet persuasive, and you smirk and simper, throwing yourself into your impromptu catwalk prowl. Your hips swing, your hair fans around your bare shoulders. A zip-up bustier in glossy black PVC completes your attire, your breasts up-thrust, kissed by stray strands of blonde, some of them tinged in a candy-bright shade of pink.
You are ludicrous, a parody of your decent workaday self. So much for the familiar you, the one that totes around Moleskine journals blackened with the tiny, discreet notes you brood over as you build up your Master's thesis on Nathaniel Hawthorne. Still, you cannot turn aside from your slinky, slutty, fetish-clad prowl, even though your mind protests. Part of your mind, at least-- but what's the use?
The sidewalk thickens with people, as though you had been lost before in a trance and hadn't noticed them. So many handsome, comely strangers. Buff boys in crisp polo shirts, with big hands and puzzling glances. A pair of rangy black girls in cutoff denim hot shorts, looking at you with sweetly fierce appraisal, their limbs shining as though freshly oiled. Others, girls who dress like you, or something like: ravers in neon pinks and greens and blues, lycra shorts and furry boots, their thighs and half-bare asses golden tanned, hair crazed with rainbow hues. Similarly outrageous but more forbidding, pale goth girls in fishnet tops over glossy black brassieres, with rimmed eyelids and arched brows pierced with metal studs, their trapdoor grins (many likewise endowed with steel jewelry) taking stern measure of you when you meet their gaze.
What kind of Tuesday morning is this? Just what the--
"Fuck . . ." That word, echoing like some blurry stereophonic effect, careening through the caverns of your head like whoomping bass. The word rolls around your brain, in a plurality of voices, male and female, stretching out, purring, enticing, persuading . . . .
It's so stupid, demanding, unreal, stupid, so-- but . . . .
Yes, yeah, you'd like it, you'd like to, you know you wanna--
Your hands reach down to your latex-clad legs, stroking upwards across the bare skin at the top of your thighs, poking up the outrageous mini that really does nothing to cover your shame. 'Shame'-- you like the sound of that word. It's so pretty somehow.