All characters are 18 or older.
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I was lying on the couch in the living room Christmas Eve, laptop on my tummy, all the lights out except the lights from the tree. It was pretty. It was peaceful. It was boring.
But at least it was quiet - my younger siblings were nestled all snug in their beds, while mama in her kerchief and dad in his saggy tightie-whities were settled in for their long winter's siesta after six glasses of cheap Walgreens wine. I was browsing dirty hypno Tumblr on my laptop and getting progressively hornier, so I shucked off my sweatpants and started stroking.
When suddenly I heard a jingling and a twinkling on the roof, as of the prancing and pawing of little hooves. And then, what to my wondering eyes should appear, but a shower of soot on the floor, and the fireplace full of Santa Claus himself.
My long pale bare legs splayed, my sweatshirt hoisted up over one small teenage boob, and my sticky fingers covering my crotch, I must have been a sight. But all I said was: "I'm not cleaning that up."
I guess it takes a lot to surprise Santa. His mouth hung open for a minute or two, but he quickly recovered - dropping his sack of toys and fumbling with his big belt buckle.
"Do we have time for this?" I whispered.
"Silly child," he said. "Time is never an issue." He threw a handful of gold dust in the air and instantly, time seemed to stand still. The clock stopped between ticks. The sprinkles settled on my bare body, and on my face, and tingled wherever they hit. I mindlessly slid forward off the couch and onto my knees, as a wave of peace and joy warmed my mind and hardened my nipples. He pulled my sweatshirt off as I gazed up at him, completely naked, my smile spreading as he stripped off his furs.
I gotta say, I was expecting an old fat man - a right jolly old elf - but I have been MISINFORMED, y'all. Turns out Santa is big, yes, but it's almost all muscle. And he's a silver fox - silver hair, short silver beard ... with tattoos ... "NICE" on his left forearm, and "NAUGHTY" on his right. And his name isn't actually Santa, it turns out - but Sander...
His cock was impressive, majestic, and it tasted like cinnamon. His precum was like frosting, so sweet - undoubtedly from all the cookies. I sucked and slurped as he stroked my hair, and moved gently in and out of my mouth. It felt so good to serve him, to please him ... then he picked me up as if I weighed nothing, and settled my dripping cunny on the head of his cock.